immaculatesense:

I already answered u...u used beside is not correct...where u quoted said bossom and not beside...so the answer is the word was in the bossom of God...simple

The bosom never mean the word is God Almighty, Lazarus in Jesus' parable was in the bosom of father Abraham it doesn't mean Lazarus is the same as father Abraham nah!

MaxInDHouse:


When talking about what was written in one of the religious books someone said:



Hilarious!

Yeah, it's hilarious Jehovah inspired someone to write breast so many times....

AntiChristian:

Yeah, it's hilarious Jehovah inspired someone to write breast so many times....

Can you borrow a leaf from this commentator?

AntiChristian:

It's understandable to us and not to you.

The Song of Solomon was written as a love poem by Solomon to his Bride, the Shunamite Maiden.

Meanwhile allah was busy asking poor Aisha to open her blouse and breastfeed an adult agbaya 10 times!

Aa’ishah, may Allah be pleased with her, said, “There was in the Quran [an verse which stipulated that] ten [was the number of] breastfeedings which created the relationship of mahram, then this was abrogated [by another verse which stipulated] five. The Messenger of Allah, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, died and [the verse which stipulated five] was still being recited as part of the Quran.”

Sahih Muslim, 1452

The question is, what happened to allah's injunction that muslim women should take off their blouse and stick their breasts into the mouths of strange men? It was still being recited in the koran even after "prophet" Sex Award Winner SAW was poisoned to death, so why aren't mûdslîmé women obeying allah and their "prophet" by offering their breasts to be sucked 10 times?

AntiChristian:
Note that B* stands for the female Mammary organs!

1. The Prayer
Proverbs 5:18-19
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her b* satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.

(Say Amen)

2. My Beloved
Song of Songs 1:13-14
13 My beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my b*.
14 My beloved is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.

3. Your B*
Song of Songs 4:5-6
5 Your b* are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
6 Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.

4. More description
Song of Songs 7:7-8
7 Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your b* like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your b* be like clusters of grapes on the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,

5. Kiss of life
Song of Songs 8:1
8 If only you were to me like a brother,
who was nursed at my mother’s b*!
Then, if I found you outside,
I would kiss you,
and no one would despise me.

6. Little sister with no B*
Song of Songs 8:8-10
8 We have a little sister,
and her b* are not yet grown.
What shall we do for our sister
on the day she is spoken for?
9 If she is a wall,
we will build towers of silver on her.
If she is a door,
we will enclose her with panels of cedar.

7. B* like towers
Song of Songs 8:10
10 I am a wall,
and my b* are like towers.
Thus I have become in his eyes
like one bringing contentment.

paxonel:
ok, it is in the book of chroniculous.

Check chroniculous

Chroniculous or you mean Chronicles? I haven't heard of the book of chroniculous before. Perhaps it's in some other religious books and not the Holy Bible. I'm ready to be educated.

Cypress042:
God help those who help themselves.


Where's that verse in the bible

People use it alot but i don't think is in the bible.

LIFE FEELING AND ACTIONS;
THINKING AND INTERACTIONS AND
REASONING AND MOVEMENTS.
IN ALL THESE PROCESSES, DON'T BE UNEQUALLY YOKED WITH THE UNBELIVERS.

ANGELS AND DEMONS ARE SPIRITS AND SPIRITS CAN BE ANGELS AND DEMONS.

Nothing ambiguous can be misinterpreted.


And that's what the bible is.

Get thee behind me, Satan.

That's freaking gay.

englishmart:
Some bible verses, like
Mark 12:17 "give to Caesar what belongs to Cesar"
Ephesians 5:22 "Wives submit thyself to your husband "
"Matthew 7:1 "judge not that you be not judged"
Some other verses are also misinterpreted.
In your knowledge, what other verses do you think is ignorantly misinterpreted?

Please sir, how is Ephesians 5:22 misinterpreted?

Genesis 9:7 go into the world n multiply

MaxInDHouse:
Whenever trinitarians face the fact that their trinity God has no place in the scriptures they fights dirty with abusive speeches but that doesn't stop real Bible students from pointing out the errors in trinitarians interpretation of God's word.

Adam and Eve became one but from the start only Adam was created it's due to a need that Eve was suggested! Genesis 2:18-22

According to verse 22 of that same chapter the woman was brought to the man after the successfully surgery, introduced to him before they became a pair. Both of them were separate beings that's why God dealt with them separately after the rebellion. They both shared the blame but the overall blame was for Adam because he knows better! 1Timothy 2:14

The same scenario ensued centuries later when Satan began persecuting Job, under the tensed condition his wife told him to "cause God and die" {Job 2:9} meaning Job should let go of his integrity but Job will never do such a thing. After the whole thing ended God never ask Job to take another wife rather it's the same woman that continued as Job's wife, gave birth to another set of children and they both lived happily afterwards.
So had it been Adam objected to the idea of eating from the forbidden fruit the same thing would have happened because from God's standpoint Eve was the one deceived but Adam's action was deliberate.

God and Jesus are separate persons that's why Jesus always rely on whatever his father (God) says {John 8:28} the father according to Jesus is God the Almighty who is both father and God to all, so Jesus himself worship his father (God) and that's the person Jesus wants us to worship too as our father and God! John 20:17

and let all God's angel worship him

It's in the book of Hebrews (give or take chapter 12k

give unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar
I think this bible verse is being misinterpreted alot

it is in the book of chronicules 34:122

Taah, you no get Bible

No matter how you interprete it, live in peace with your neighbours and respect constituted authorities.

MaxInDHouse:


The bosom never mean the word is God Almighty, Lazarus in Jesus' parable was in the bosom of father Abraham it doesn't mean Lazarus is the same as father Abraham nah!

Now ur falling my hand...are the Greek words in both passage the same? Answer ooo...cos u know English and translation are restrictibe but the etymology of the original language is what matters and not the language of translation...
Or is it?

Cypress042:
God help those who help themselves.


Where's that verse in the bible

People use it alot but i don't think is in the bible.

it is heaven help those who help themselves

Cypress042:
God help those who help themselves.


Where's that verse in the bible

People use it alot but i don't think is in the bible.

Was coined by many from."Watch and pray""Bless the works of my hand"

Exodus 20:10
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates.

For me, this is the most misinterpreted scripture as the whole world has desecrated God's seventh day sabbath, saying the first day of the week is the sabbath. May God have mercy on us.

englishmart:

Some other verses are also misinterpreted.
In your knowledge, what other verses do you think is ignorantly misinterpreted?

Leviticus 24:13–16:

Then the Lord spoke to Moses, saying, "Bring out of the camp the one who cursed, and let all who heard him lay their hands on his head, and let all the congregation stone him. And speak to the people of Israel, saying, Whoever curses his God shall bear his sin. Whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death. All the congregation shall stone him. The sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death."

englishmart:
Some bible verses, like
Mark 12:17 "give to Caesar what belongs to Cesar"
Ephesians 5:22 "Wives submit thyself to your husband "
"Matthew 7:1 "judge not that you be not judged"
Some other verses are also misinterpreted.
In your knowledge, what other verses do you think is ignorantly misinterpreted?

I once heard a famous christian cleric say.. '' in the beginning GOD Created the heavens and the earth, where was God when he created heaven and earth?'' av been wondering since then. Any answers pls?

Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy, Exo. 20:8

If you cannot provide for your family you are worse than an infidel. So does that mean, your financial status determines if you are an infidel or not? That passage usually used by women is the most misinterpreted

Matthew 19:24 "I'll say it again-it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!"

The word 'needle' wasn't a sewing needle, but a passage way.

MaxInDHouse:


None of the above was misinterpreted, it's just a matter of updates in English language while most churchgoers stick to the 15th century English KJV.


But as for misinterpretation the opening words of John's gospel account was erroneously mistranslated.

"In the beginning WAS the word and the word WAS with God and the word WAS God"

@ verse 18 of the same chapter we read:

"No man hath seen God at any time; the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him"

So is the word GOD or someone beside GOD?

This verse simply refers to the only begotten son of God which is JESUS CHRIST..the WORD simply is JESUS CHRIST..He has been in existence even before the world was created..

orisa37:


LIFE FEELING AND ACTIONS;
THINKING AND INTERACTIONS AND
REASONING AND MOVEMENTS.
IN ALL THESE PROCESSES, DON'T BE UNEQUALLY YOKED WITH THE UNBELIVERS.

I get you

MaxInDHouse:
Whenever trinitarians face the fact that their trinity God has no place in the scriptures they fights dirty with abusive speeches but that doesn't stop real Bible students from pointing out the errors in trinitarians interpretation of God's word.

Adam and Eve became one but from the start only Adam was created it's due to a need that Eve was suggested! Genesis 2:18-22

According to verse 22 of that same chapter the woman was brought to the man after the successfully surgery, introduced to him before they became a pair. Both of them were separate beings that's why God dealt with them separately after the rebellion. They both shared the blame but the overall blame was for Adam because he knows better! 1Timothy 2:14

The same scenario ensued centuries later when Satan began persecuting Job, under the tensed condition his wife told him to "cause God and die" {Job 2:9} meaning Job should let go of his integrity but Job will never do such a thing. After the whole thing ended God never ask Job to take another wife rather it's the same woman that continued as Job's wife, gave birth to another set of children and they both lived happily afterwards.
So had it been Adam objected to the idea of eating from the forbidden fruit the same thing would have happened because from God's standpoint Eve was the one deceived but Adam's action was deliberate.

God and Jesus are separate persons that's why Jesus always rely on whatever his father (God) says {John 8:28} the father according to Jesus is God the Almighty who is both father and God to all, so Jesus himself worship his father (God) and that's the person Jesus wants us to worship too as our father and God! John 20:17

Why did Jesus accept people's worship?

temitope27:
it is heaven help those who help themselves

okay

Cypress042:
God help those who help themselves.


Where's that verse in the bible

People use it alot but i don't think is in the bible.

it's not biblical