My girl friends pant

Haynnie:
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag?

I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them.

It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card.
I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions.
I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought.
What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?”
I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero.
I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look.


There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag

Lmao....Chai!

You fall hands o.

Grown up carrying groundnut for pocket

Anyways, it happened so you learn the lessons.

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

This one na lie, Deeper Life nor dai waka go pulpit to put offering, we remain where we are and ushers bring offering bag to us.

Haynnie:


This story never clear. Try give us details

What don't you understand? Marathon or pant?

Wifey see lighter for my pocket when I don promise am say I don stop since 4 years. See crying for my head that night. Not a good feeling at all

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

I know say condom go follow enter this matters..

Total of 5 phones fallen from my pocket on different occasions. Three fallen inside bus, while two while walking on the road.

Just yesterday my airbud fell off from my ear while jogging under rain. Thank God I later found it after being beaten by rain

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The ftc on this thread is a bloody modafvcking liar......Na Sam loco of blessed memory buse am act one movie like that back then...

#Movie name, Daddy must obey...

TheOnlyUyai:


What don't you understand? Marathon or pant?

The marathon part


And the pant

Sensiblerealist:
Wifey see lighter for my pocket when I don promise am say I don stop since 4 years. See crying for my head that night. Not a good feeling at all

E sure me say that night go be one of the longest night 4 you ever.

Munzy14:

Lmao....Chai!

You fall hands o.

Grown up carrying groundnut for pocket

Anyways, it happened so you learn the lessons.

Who never Bleep up hands in the air

Garri

Mine is a toothbrush, I totally forgot it was in my pocket. After alighting from the taxi, the driver called me back and handed it too me, for some weird reason I felt both embarrassed and defiled

One babe with small boobs used her pants to do some temporal boob enlargement. Na so the paint on one breast fall for public.

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

Bro, you lie.
Deeperlife no dey commit give offering. Ushers the bring the bag to you line by line. Sorry for the casting.

Mine was during my secondary school old students get-together party. I brought about handkerchief to wipe my face and two 5 naira notes fell from my pocket. Those who saw me started laughing.

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

Liar

Haynnie:


Who never Bleep up hands in the air

Still I can't believe..

When to pay my younger ones fees in her school busary office as i put hand to comot pen sign paper an already slim rolled loud fell out of my pocket the man behind the desk looked at me and asked what fell I told him nothing and asked him where i should sign

you lied, deeper life pass the offering box around .

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

I can't stop laughing each time I remember about it.....

One faithful day wen I was in church, listening to the wonderful sermon. Twas abt to rain, dere were this beautiful ladies who were first timers and dey were sitting at my front. The breeze that came in thru d window blew my hymn wide open and d #20 naira which I kept inside my hymn, flew to their front. Only for them to look back and saw d way I pretended as if I was listening to the sermon, whereas I was trying to hold myself from laughing bcx d look dey gave me was so funny. People around me were also laughing at me which made d ladies to know that d money was for me.

After church service that day, those ladies came to say hi to me and den giggled. E been no concern me sef bcx I later pick d money up and put it back in where it was. After all...., dey don already laff at me

TRAMADOL

Money

Mine was money, I was so embarrassed, lol, as I no fit lie na.

This didn't happen to me though but it happened to my friend back then when we were in secondary school jss2 to be precise. We were on the Assembly ground and immediately after we finished the praise and worship song we were told to open our hymn book (SOP) and sing from it and I remember back then we normally fold and put our hymn book inside our pocket as per say we be rugged guys and our hymn book don't normally start from page 1 sometimes it start from 100 or so. As this my friend dip his hand in his pocket to bring out his hymn book that was how Baba ijebu ticket (lotto) fell out of his pocket before he could pick it up a teacher appeared beside him and told him to hand the paper to him. When the teacher opened it he was surprised to see that it was a lotto ticket and funny enough he played it that morning when coming to school. This my guy was disgraced on the Assembly ground and he was given the beating of his life that day..the ticket was shown to everyone on the Assembly ground and the students started laughing at him. That day he was nicknamed Tetelomo and we begin to call him that name till we finished school.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Chai.. U don make me remember something oooo!


That was early las year..


I from ASHAWOO house de come back that morning..



I de rush to go house, so dat I fit LITE UP WEED and SMOKE..


I say make I kuku enter bike so dat I go reach house fas fas..


I know know say police they for round about..


As I stop bike, I sey make I carry leg up and enter!


Behold! NaSo all my RAW WEED and raped WEED just TROWEY for GROUND!


before I know waiting de xup, police don grab me for waist..


As I sey make I drag my self, Dem give me better HOT SLAP for eyes...


Before I go open my eyes again, we don' reach police station!


na my uncle come bail me the next morning..


Waiting still de vex me be say.. them no give me my WEED back!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Boogyman, you ruged. Na your own experience I enter to come read. Hahaha....

Stargangz:
Hmmm, That unforgetable day just some months after graduating from high school,. Mine was gas lighter. I was just returning from bunk where I went to puff weed with my goons. I met my mom who had just returned from work looking for me, as I bend down to greet her, the gas lighter dropped from the front pocked of my shirt. She asked me what I was doing with a lighter, before I could respond she gave me 3 resounding dirty slaps, for 5mins I was seeing stars, she keep asking me 'so you've started smoking abi?' I wanted to run away but mom was just so rugged and strong, even our neighbours couldn't rescue me from her claws, she drew me closer and smelt my mouth, Sir the beating no be here o. Mom was a teacher and a no nonsense woman. I can never forget that day in my life.

u the smoke now ?

Stargangz:
Hmmm, That unforgetable day just some months after graduating from high school,. Mine was gas lighter. I was just returning from bunk where I went to puff weed with my goons. I met my mom who had just returned from work looking for me, as I bend down to greet her, the gas lighter dropped from the front pocked of my shirt. She asked me what I was doing with a lighter, before I could respond she gave me 3 resounding dirty slaps, for 5mins I was seeing stars, she keep asking me 'so you've started smoking abi?' I wanted to run away but mom was just so rugged and strong, even our neighbours couldn't rescue me from her claws, she drew me closer and smelt my mouth, Sir the beating no be here o. Mom was a teacher and a no nonsense woman. I can never forget that day in my life.

She loves u more than u love urself. I seriously hope u stop smoking

Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months

LMFAO

Money