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Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by onlinestaff2020: 11:29am On Jul 04, 2022 |
O boy a! My own experience was back in the university days when I went to visit my ex-babe in her lodge so that I can bangg her big ass and wide pucccy as conji dey hold me badly. When I got to her house, she and her neighbors were outside chatting. I literally joined their conversation, that was in the evening when everywhere was somehow dark (dusk). Anyway, when the chatting ended, we entered her room and from one small gist to another, I started romancing her big backyard with her watermelon boobies...Time to bring my condom, it was nowhere to be found...Anyway, as a guy man, I fuccked her raw with my 14 inches strong dickapole that can last 5 hours non-stop and poured my hot and juicy semen in her puccy. I went to my lodge in the early morning....It was during lectures that she told me that she overheard her neighbors asking who dropped condom on the ground....However, she ignored them because she knew it was the condom I mistakenly dropped. That lodge is a holy holy lodge! 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by mozes01(m): 11:29am On Jul 04, 2022 |
my own na weed for office. one of my colleague see am begin look for me, say e dey sure sey na me get am 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Konjiboii: 11:30am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Haynnie: Oloun 4 Likes |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Onyiiobi7735(m): 11:33am On Jul 04, 2022 |
PlayerMeji:Lol! As in eeh! Lies go full ground. 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Monday60655(m): 11:39am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Haynnie: You should thank God for saving you from the lust you had on those ladies which would have done you more harm than good of your thought of few minutes of enjoyment. 3 Likes |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Monday60655(m): 11:40am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Thank God who saved from the danger of spirit of list. |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by greygoblings(m): 11:51am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Cockroach |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Nonywendy(m): 11:53am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Haynnie:u r a ju man. That incident alone can make u get the girl of ur choice. Turn it to comedy and see them girls laughing and falling all over u. Girls fall easily for guys that are funny. 5 Likes |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Fucklove(m): 11:54am On Jul 04, 2022 |
Caleb17: |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by 1bunne4lif(m): 12:04pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Bet9ja ticket |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by SBOlowo(m): 12:05pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
TheOnlyUyai: Marathon what ? Please complete this your comment for better understanding |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Zubydeangelo(m): 12:07pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Houston8:Can you read what you wrote for public consumption? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Ajehkpako4naija(m): 12:13pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
PlayerMeji:your vegetable druggie is the father of all lies |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by PlayerMeji: 12:15pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Ajehkpako4naija:
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Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by mema900: 12:21pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Haynnie: Table fork right inside the church. I was a student in dormitory then and this item were very important to us. I was due to go back to school that day so i put it in the pocket in order not to forget it 3 Likes |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by mema900: 12:21pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
PlayerMeji: What point are u trying to make? Why wasting so much energy? |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Haynnie: 12:23pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Let alone this embarrassment
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Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by mckinnel: 12:24pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
My gbola mistakenly fell out my pocket and landed in a juicy hole, she is either your babe or the next one you may date,just know I WAS THERE |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by GUNITGuy: 12:26pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Benki003:Liar!!! |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Elsueno: 12:28pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Ballzproblemm: pantsu!! |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Coleman7(m): 12:28pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Sonnobax15: Stingy Man, naso e dey start |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by sopstan(m): 12:34pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Chicken |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by lordm(m): 12:42pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
I wanted to pay bike man after leaving my girls house, I brought out a used condom |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by HarlequinLekex: 12:47pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Any more lies |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Justsylvia(f): 12:50pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
The groundnut incident at the shopping mall, the pant brought out in chemist and the #20 in the hymn book that flew in church all got me laughing loud with tears from my eyes una funny die 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by AmVista: 12:52pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Haynnie: You just validated my point . Have a nice day. 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by ViceGovernor: 12:56pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
I can never forget when we were writing exam in amphitheatre oau. I swr to God I started feeling something creeping inside my shirt na so I kill am come see blood stain for my shirt I quickly adjust my position so those fine girls beside me no go see am. Unknown to me God don set me up for better disgrace If you know Awo hall then you will know bedbugs na like tenants for there. Next thing I heard one guy just shout from my back ...guy see bedbug for your collar naso everybody for hall turn dey look me. Invigilator shout the boy on white stand up cause he saw people were looking at me......as I was on my feet those bugs started creeping out from my pocket I don't know if everyone noticed but the disgrace alone made me forget everything I read I couldn't write anything again and I couldn't turn my head I could feel their eyes on me 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Thomthom(m): 1:03pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
wanted to pay bike man. chuck hand inside pocket and brought out baba ijebu ticket... |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Pootle: 1:05pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
pistol |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Slimwhyt(m): 1:09pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Sucre6: Of everything way I read here, na diz ur own make me laff pass. Coz I can relate. Wetin bet don do person ehn 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by ChronicGp(m): 1:09pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Gaddamit... It was yesterday after work when i was about 2 submit the car keys & a pack of loud fell out from my pocket... If na u nko? ;DGaddamit... It was yesterday after work when i was about 2 submit the car keys & a pack of loud fell out from my pocket... If na u nko? |
Re: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by Sucre6: 1:11pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Slimwhyt: Aswear 1 Like |
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