Haynnie:


You strong face like stone

PlayerMeji:
Just here to study the lies..

Haynnie:
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag?

I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them.

It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card.
I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions.
I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought.
What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?”
I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero.
I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look.


There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag

Haynnie:
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag?

I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them.

It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card.
I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions.
I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought.
What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?”
I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero.
I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look.


There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag

Caleb17:
My APC membership card. I was nearly lynched when people saw it.. nah God save me that day. Since then I denounced my membership and joined labour party.

TheOnlyUyai:
My pant. Just returned from a marathon.

Houston8:
Mine wasn't really something that fall out from my pocket but right inside my pocket, those day's while growing all of those hen wey dey cook hen, dat means fowl egg hear am for my hand I delivered Thier egg wotowoto, anywhere dey wan harsh eggs once dey leave go look for food I don achieve the eggs boil they eat am small so one faithful day I com boiled one like dat put for my pocket from the pocket I go conk am break na I com brake one wey never too done well or probably d tin na good and the tin dey hot my fellow NL before I no my thigh, yansh and my senior brother received sense in this happen for public na so I scream.

PlayerMeji:
Just here to study the lies..

Ajehkpako4naija:
your vegetable druggie is the father of all lies

Haynnie:
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag?

I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them.

It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card.
I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions.
I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought.
What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?”
I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero.
I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look.


There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag

PlayerMeji:

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months

Sonnobax15:

The ftc on this thread is a bloody modafvcking liar......Na Sam loco of blessed memory use am act one movie like that back then...

Well, personally,I'm always careful when it comes to bringing out certain things out of my pocket....Na person like me go know how to remove #100 naira note out of the midst of #500 naira notes for my pocket without making mistake.

Haynnie:


It was unexpected na. The girls that were behind would take me unserious.
What got me embarrassed was when the woman made a comment.

Sucre6:
Back then in school, ASUU was striking as usual, so I had to stay home. One evening my dad sent me to buy fuel for the Generator, after buying the fuel I decided to one stone and kill two birds so i visited bet9ja shop to stake my games.

After staking, I drove home on my dads car, when I got home, I brought down the fuel from the boot and my dad demanded I give him the keys to the car as he was rushing to somewhere, I gave him the car keys, and he left, after a few while, I was searching for my bet ticket to no avail, I decided to go and restake the game, two hours later my dad came back and called me to the palor, in the presence of my siblings and cousins and mother.

He brought out the bet slip which I obviously forgot inside the car, he started complaining and lamenting on how I am wasting away playing bet, he was advising my siblings not to take after me as I was a bad example, I felt like the ground should open and swallow me, my mum turned and shook her head and say u disappointed me son I was so embarrassed, I shyly took the slip from my dad and left, he called me back, and told me to give him change from the fuel I bought earlier, I put hand for pocket and guess what came out again? Another bet9ja slip .

My dad shouted chai, this child is a lost course oo onye mere m ihia

I can never forget that day, I felt like a fugitive in my own fathers house, everyone in the house was looking at me like an ex-convict

Luckily enough the game came through, I told my elder brother to escort me to somewhere, I took him to bet9ja shop where I cashed out 15,000 times 2 = #30,000, I gave him 5k and shared 2k to my other siblings, they come dey hail me, thats how I reclaimed my street and house credibility
My senior brother was like, senior man, show me the way nah, baba done sell him first son birth right gimme because of 5k

Slimwhyt:


Of everything way I read here, na diz ur own make me laff pass. Coz I can relate. Wetin bet don do person ehn