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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Emmaskill(m): 4:39pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
what re u still doing in their house?
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by KristaPretty(f): 4:39pm On Jul 18, 2022
Waynesteave:
hmmmmmmmm how do I reply you oooooooooohhhhhh
Sadly your reply has been deleted
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Chris2863(m): 4:41pm On Jul 18, 2022
07kjb:
Stop putting people in an unnecessary pressures

How much you get for bank?
I have enough to pay at least 100k and feed myself comfortably
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Stiff66(m): 4:44pm On Jul 18, 2022
Waynesteave:
hmmmmmmmm how do I reply you oooooooooohhhhhh
reply him with begging �
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:45pm On Jul 18, 2022
Skyview01:
that is not a normal situation na.

Ogbeni, it is highly abnormal to live with mumsie at 34 nau!

I know you agree with me.
You still don't get my message. Life has phases and you only see what face and phase is giving you at a particular period of time. You don't really know what people are facing.

A Senator as at Jonathan regime is somewhere now running helter skelter to settle debts worth 220m. For now, he's finished. But he still don't give up.

Bro, shit happens. Be glad and grateful for your own level of existence.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by KristaPretty(f): 4:45pm On Jul 18, 2022
Waynesteave:
hmmmmmmmm how do I reply you oooooooooohhhhhh
Opps, deleted again grin grin grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Tinney104(m): 4:46pm On Jul 18, 2022
grin grin


People with different kind character
People with different Mentality


When suspects turn victims it's on purpose
I've done bird with long-termers, wrong turners
Stop starters, cop burners, we're not learners ��

Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:50pm On Jul 18, 2022
Chris2863:
I have enough to pay at least 100k and feed myself comfortably
Is that funds? Broke ass.

What's the difference between you and who stays with his parents? He may even be better than you cos the noise na him parent own.


If your parents own a house, a tasteful one, you won't settle for a 100k worth of an apartment.

If you reply you be idiot, of you don't you are a shameless goat. And if you do any of the two, Thunder will strike your dirty boxer except it isn't dirty. It's obvious you are dirty and so is your underwears.

Next time, try to express love to your fellow brother. Foolish wretched dirty boy who thinks he has arrive by paying 100k for the kitchen he called a living palace.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2022
virginprincess:
How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin undecided,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.
Please just accept the simple fact, you re a hoe.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Ferdinandu(m): 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
What are you doing in your parents house at the age of 34
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Stiff66(m): 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2022
Waynesteave:
ok, as useless as your generations are, as malfunction as your families are and as wretched as your whole relatives are you think that gives you a reason to come and talk to me anyhowhuh
Those comment use screenshots was made same day within the same hours of time in multiple threads. It was an emergency which I stated there and the reason I can't recharge was also there, luckily someone recharge me with just what I needed and I came back online immediately to removed my number and put evidence that my case had been solved.
Like three or two ppl try to recharge me after I had removed my number but I declined since I have sorted myself out, now you come here after a week saying I USE TO BEG ONLINE undecided.
I don't know you but learn how to talk, learn how to read in-between the lines and next time don't be unfortunate. Thank you.
oga leave big grammar beg na beg
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2022
stabilizer:
You still don't get my message. Life has phases and you only see what face and phase is giving you at a particular period of time. You don't really know what people are facing.

A Senator as at Jonathan regime is somewhere now running helter skelter to settle debts worth 220m. For now, he's finished. But he still don't give up.

Bro, shit happens. Be glad and grateful for your own level of existence.
bro. I slept on a bed for the first time after my high school. I was born into the proverbial "storm".
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by PumpumPrince: 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2022
KristaPretty:
Opps, deleted again grin grin grin
helo. please r u intaressted in prople house girl worl payin a cooool 15,000(cash0 a months, food N house rent included please? & are u strong cant wash expensive cars like jeep please? r u interessted please so u can make good moiney & have a shance to do shoppin? smiley
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by armyofone(m): 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
Aren't you ashamed saying at 34years you can't rent your own 1 bedroom apartment and face front ?

And you had the by effontery bringing a lady you are not married to - to your parents home ? Tmr she gets pregnant and then what ?

I blame that lady!

Go rent you own place - you are old enough to not live there.

What the hell !
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Goldbw122(m): 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2022
HopeNeverDies:
Damnn!!!! Lmao
My Babe mom pointly told my babe to be easy and try Dey use condom most times. I was surprised coz the phone was on loud speaker lol
She is a cool and good mom for that advice lol
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2022
Skyview01:
bro. I slept on a bed for the first time after my high school. I was born into the proverbial "storm".
Heaven will heal your wounds and pray for you
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2022
Samuelnze:
hey man,thanks for yesterday. Your boots really helped me kick some assess.
You’re highly welcome bruv


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 5:00pm On Jul 18, 2022
DaniDani:
Imagine! Common, you guys should better be serious. This is my name.
Which of the names, Israel or Daniel
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Goldbw122(m): 5:00pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
I have my own room. Nah conditions make crayfish bend ,I was not living with her b4 but when I lost my job I had to head back home to plan my life.
Don't worry you will bounce back, life nor easy at least you have hope.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by caprini1: 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2022
My father said to me ,when i came home for holiday in my year 1, "Nkita nile na eri nsi,kama nke rie,buru na onu,akpo ya,ori nsi"

Translation: All dogs eats shiit,but the one that eats shiit and carries it on its mouth,is called a shiit eater.

My sibblings and his trainees (umu boy) were just rolling on the parlour floor laughing.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Chris2863(m): 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2022
stabilizer:
Is that funds? Broke ass.

What's the difference between you and who stays with his parents? He may even be better than you cos the noise na him parent own.


If your parents own a house, a tasteful one, you won't settle for a 100k worth of an apartment.

If you reply you be idiot, of you don't you are a shameless goat. And if you do any of the two, Thunder will strike your dirty boxer except it isn't dirty. It's obvious you are dirty and so is your underwears.

Next time, try to express love to your fellow brother. Foolish wretched dirty boy who thinks he has arrive by paying 100k for the kitchen he called a living palace.
Can I see your account balance please? Drop that and get a 100k transfer from me if you have up to a million naira
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Unrated900(m): 5:07pm On Jul 18, 2022
virginprincess:
How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin undecided,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.
You can never be a virgin
Cos you can never be a virgin
And can never
Pot holes

Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Unrated900(m): 5:07pm On Jul 18, 2022
virginprincess:
How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin undecided,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.
You can never be a virgin
Cos you can never be a virgin
And can never
Pot holessss

Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by symbianDON(m): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
I have my own room. Nah conditions make crayfish bend ,I was not living with her b4 but when I lost my job I had to head back home to plan my life.
sorosoke grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Gkay1(m): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2022
Mum dey delta and I dey lagos so before mum know wetin dey happen, na belle matter mum hear. Mum dey help me dey cry my cry. Thank God will settle the issue
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Chris2863(m): 5:17pm On Jul 18, 2022
stabilizer:
Is that funds? Broke ass.

What's the difference between you and who stays with his parents? He may even be better than you cos the noise na him parent own.


If your parents own a house, a tasteful one, you won't settle for a 100k worth of an apartment.

If you reply you be idiot, of you don't you are a shameless goat. And if you do any of the two, Thunder will strike your dirty boxer except it isn't dirty. It's obvious you are dirty and so is your underwears.

Next time, try to express love to your fellow brother. Foolish wretched dirty boy who thinks he has arrive by paying 100k for the kitchen he called a living palace.
Boy, I’m still waiting for your account balance
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by darichlife(m): 5:24pm On Jul 18, 2022
Normal life for Edo state. If 5 boys find Tessy come house mama go still call her as long as she no tell her mother to drive the person. You fit de Bleep Tessy, her mother de prepare rice and chicken for una to flex after enough burning of energy. I still miss you Tessy.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Mogajunior(m): 5:29pm On Jul 18, 2022
okoroemeka:
when my step mother's junior sister came with her young daughter nneka with big Belle and accused me of commiting the atrocity when she came to our house to stay for a while,my late father asked me what the hell made me to vulcanize my sister in-law,I told him the girl used to wash plate outside with no pants on and legs wide open and looking for trouble,my father nearly died of laughter that day.
Hope she wasn't an underage?
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Waynesteave:
[ grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Bbqekpa: 5:41pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
I have my own room. Nah conditions make crayfish bend ,I was not living with her b4 but when I lost my job I had to head back home to plan my life.
Na man you be bros!
Keep pushing
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by ogbuefi677(m): 5:43pm On Jul 18, 2022
lereinter:
Lolzzzzz

Under whose person's roof should he be having sex
My fellow hoodlum grin
But I marry at 34 shaa grin
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