It’s only after ejaculation that men realize that love or relationship is not what we really want. We just want to get laid.

Thinkam:


Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..

carry a small bag, tell her you’re ready to leave and you can’t leave her in your house alone as you don’t know her that well not that you mean any offense but you’ve been robbed before in a not too different situation so she has to understand

Remove the roofing sheet

Organize estate security to arrest you

Paste a "We are coming to rob you" note on your gate

Organize your friends to come and physically threaten you over a bade debt. They must be mean - looking, and be able to rough you up a bit.

doggedfighter:
You are just angry you didn't see big boobs.





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Actually….lol

If OP had seen big boobs, he wud hav never created this thread

Thinkam:


Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..

Lol
She's expecting you to leave the house for her na

Let one of her pant go missing....gals no dey play with pata dis daysßss but implications if u no get mind fit put you off

I use my mum is visiting to scare them away oh! I tells my mum is the one that pays my rent and she's be here soon

Angrygoat:
Off gen,change over from nepa to gen permanent. Hide power bank for 2days.she go move

what if she gives u money to buy fuel put for generator.. ur own phone go and u go sleep in darkness for days because u wan make an ordinary girl go ? Now what’s wrong in saying please I need a space can u go back to ur own apartment for some days, will u lose ur manhood if u tell her dat

Abeg free that babe jare , she don see where she go put her yansh sit down.

Typicool8:

I hail ooo

Mrscarter:


Lol all the women in the comments saying let her stay. Why don't they then let u stay at their place so the woman at ur place can have yours lol. Ppl think just cos u invite someone into ur home that they can overstay their welcome. It's your house u pay d rent. Simply ask her to leave be nice n if she don't kindly tell her to fu.c.kk off A person has a right to have who they want or kick out who they want in their own house

calm down the women in this forum are just catching cruise

Thinkam:


Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..

ITS THAT TV THAT HAVE KEPT HER, PLEASE PUT PASSWORD AND OFF IT BEFOR YOU GO OUT.

shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run

Lol. Especially Iranian players names... That Jahanbakhsh name

Acidosis:
Big bo.obs indeed. Your eyes don clear after two rounds of se.x abi? Men only feel that way when they sleep with women they don't like/love. Boo.b size is not the issue. Sex don humble you and all the lies you told her.

I hope your plans to evict her fail again and again. Two weeks in your house will make a difference.

lwkmd

[quote author=doggedfighter post=115388376]You are just angry you didn't see big boobs.




Na the matter be this

Olojuobinrin:


Since you already told her you’re traveling tomorrow and she’s watching tv sitting on the couch like the It’s her father’s house , bro go and disconnect the light , don’t fix it till tomorrow morning ! Wake up early enough , pack your bag tonight , if she no blind she go see sey you mean am, then tomorrow tell her to get dressed if she’s still there by tomorrow, she should take her things , walk her out , wish her goodbye like one of our brethren said , tell her you will miss her o and you will call her when you get to Wherever you are going to . If she asks when you will be back , tell her it will take a few weeks , if she says she’s going to remain in the house and wait till you come back , tell her your friend and his woman will be coming the house by weekend so it’s not possible!!

Wisdom will not kill you bro.

[quote author=Thinkam post=115387912]This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out. [/quo

You don chop kpekus finish you think say she go gree , E be like you no know that men are fews in the society compare to women's

Thinkam:


I'm a weak, finished man.. Don't know how to say no..
If by chance she says she want to stay.

arrange one hot chikilata mek she visit you though get ready for ogbonge fight

Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

I hail from brotherly, una Carry formate for Head

I once witness this such thing where the lady refuse to leave. In the end it resulted to serious fight with serious injuries before the lady left... Good luck.

Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

Lol. I feel your pain bro. But your are being too nice. Just look for a solid excuse and tell her to leave.

Atleast she hasnt told you shes pregnant yet . Na there wahala go dey oh, talking from experience.

Do the needful now if you dont plan on marrying her. A word is enough for the wise lol

Girls with entitlement mentality are super crazy, in her mind she owns you. Congrats! You are now a property

You enjoy alone, now you need several helps nawa ooo , this country when is going well with you no one will hear about it, but when problems arises you need people help.

olamoses75:
It’s only after ejaculation that men realize that love or relationship is not what we really want. We just want to get laid.

And unfortunately, we ladies are emotional beings

Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

Op u hv not tell us the sweet things u told and do to her that makes her abandon her apartment for urs. Maybe u don give her better knacking wey she never receive all her life and now u want make she go, go where? Continue with ur Alomo bitters and sweet kpakapkapa the sound wey u dey give her, U don marry be that na.!!!

Angrygoat:
Off gen,change over from nepa to gen permanent. Hide power bank for 2days.she go move

doggedfighter:
You are just angry you didn't see big boobs.





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and isn't that justified?

shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start with moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, [i] sacrifices must be made

She will run

you be mumu

Thinkam:


Peter Obi is the best candidate, but unlikely for him to win

do your path first by voting for him

shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run

... Kikikiki... No mention english names o, mention arab + spanish + chinish/korean names. Lolz... Wicked comedy

[color=#006600][/color] You're a bad boy �

Acidosis:
Big bo.obs indeed. Your eyes don clear after two rounds of se.x abi? Men only feel that way when they sleep with women they don't like/love. Boo.b size is not the issue. Sex don humble you and all the lies you told her.

I hope your plans to evict her fail again and again. Two weeks in your house will make a difference.

Thinkam:


I didn't enjoy anything, what even scares me now, she mentioned she wants to get married

And have a baby

Japa my brother she wants to put you in problem

TOPCRUISE:

Did you sleep with her

see question