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7f151b7863:
I know my real age and I don't like it

babyfaceafrica:
Lmao, people's education are faster now o... 20 years dey graduate. Those times, it wasn't so

Slynation:
It cannot be 9 years...My 9year old cousin is already in primary 5 with very sharp retentive memory, me myself can recall what happen to me at the age of 4...

So I'm guessing your date of birth should be around. 1995-1996

Slynation:
Lol..I honestly don't know why they are rushing shaah

MITCHELL96:
Omo, it's now I realise he lost his mom oo

He should ask Uncle or Aunties, they should kmow, they must have attended his dedication or something.

Waynesteave:
nahhh, that will be I'm 27 yrs nop I am way past 27

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

VeryWickedGoat:
OP which year did you start fucking?

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

Gofwane:
This is not funny but I find it funny

onlinestaff2020:
In the year 2000, you were in Primary two (that's about 7/8 years old max)

2022 - 2000 = 22 years

22 + 7/8 years = 29/30 years

So, Op you are 30 years capped.

Waynesteave:
nahhh, that will be I'm 27 yrs nop I am way past 27

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

fabuloz1:
So you dey work dey comment bah?

Waynesteave:
u ask what age did I finish primary school, if the age in my testimonial is the correct one I wouldn't be here bothering ppl.

uvie66:
.... The private school you attended haven't done much for your diction, and to compound it you castigate your uncle for his spoken English. In this instance It should be ENROLLED not ENROLL.

uvie66:
.... The private school you attended haven't done much for your diction, and to compound it you castigate your uncle for his spoken English. In this instance It should be ENROLLED not ENROLL.

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

VeryWickedGoat:
OP which year did you start fucking?

Sirchiboy:
You are talking to 50 years old man

babyfaceafrica:
Jet age na.. Everything must be rushed... This generation and gra gra..

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

Bvlgari:
Lol then just count the hair for under your left balls, u go know exactly how old u dey

On a serious note, u should be around 6 or 7years old when your uncle picked u in 2000 since u can remember some things as at that time

SelfishMadMaN:
Are you sure okay

Waynesteave:
thanks but I was born in lag, my grandma came to take back to village after my mum gave up, my dad died on the spot. It was an accident and I am the only survivor.

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.