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+18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 8:57pm On Oct 31, 2022
As a man, focus on making money and developing yourself, but don't be boring when interacting with humans, especially your girlfriend, wife, or a female friend you have sexual attraction for.

Any conversation you have with the opposite gender who isn't your family member without sexual innuendo or humor is boring. So, men, stop being boring.

One way to keep your interaction fun, humorous, or naughty with a woman is to have innocent sexual innuendos here and there.

I always lay the foundation ahead during chat. I do it by giving a name to her p*ssy or nipples.

In the chat below, see the name I gave this fine and fresh 24 year old girl's nipples. She'll be 25 in few weeks.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 8:57pm On Oct 31, 2022
I bet her boyfriend doesn't know all these. In front of her boyfriend, I can ask her, how is Ruth? She has a friend called Ruth, so she'll reply as if I'm asking after her friend, then I'll say, "What of Lisa?" And she'll start laughing when she remembers what I'm talking about.

From here, I can say naughty things and get away with it. This is fun, not boring, but don't over do it.

When you're fun, humorous, interesting, mysterious, and naughty, women and everyone will miss you when you're not around.

Don't be rigid and don't be boring, but know your limit and when to keep quiet.

To those who want more tips that are way better than this, search for the book ChátDicted on Google and get a copy.

You'll thank me later.

It works on black girls, white, Asian, etc. Her age, social level, or academic level doesn't matter. It always works even if she's the most religious being.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by FaceTanke: 9:07pm On Oct 31, 2022
Lol

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Kalatium(m): 9:14pm On Oct 31, 2022
ILegendd the business man has come at it again.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 9:23pm On Oct 31, 2022
Kalatium:
ILegendd the business man has come at it again.
At it to help men grow and become better.

Are you married?

If you're married and you can't last long in bed to satisfy your woman or you're tired of wasting money on drugs and concoction to last long in bed, read the book Lasticle and you'll thank me later.

The solution in the book is natural and permanent. You can go for 7 hours after mastering what is in the book if you wish to bang for that long. It has NEVER failed and NEVER will.

To get a copy of the free version or even ChátDicted free version, send a WhatsApp message to the number on my profile and request for it.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Nobody: 9:25pm On Oct 31, 2022
iLegendd:
I bet her boyfriend doesn't know all these. In front of her boyfriend, I can ask her, how is Ruth? She has a friend called Ruth, so she'll reply as if I'm asking after her friend, then I'll say, "What of Lisa?" And she'll start laughing when she remembers what I'm talking about.

From here, I can say naughty things and get away with it. This is fun, not boring, but don't over do it.

When you're fun, humorous, interesting, mysterious, and naughty, women and everyone will miss you when you're not around.

Don't be rigid and don't be boring, but know your limit and when to keep quiet.

To those who want more tips that are way better than this, search for the book ChátDicted on Google and get a copy.

You'll thank me later.

It works on black girls, white, Asian, etc. Her age, social level, or academic level doesn't matter. It always works even if she's the most religious being.

bro u like this your chatdicted book so much, u always advertize it more than the others. dont let the original owner catch u oo. u better keep selling it low stop telling people to google it the original owner can see it and sue you. u dont wanna do time in america penitentiary, u are not abba kyari the nigerian government will easily extradite u. be careful.
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by care4you: 9:41pm On Oct 31, 2022
Keep chatting yourself...

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by nickyj19: 9:44pm On Oct 31, 2022
care4you:
Keep chatting yourself...
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grin
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by LikeAking: 9:47pm On Oct 31, 2022
care4you:
Keep chatting yourself...

....


This one pass scam

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 9:47pm On Oct 31, 2022
care4you:
Keep chatting yourself...

....
You wish.
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by begoniaa: 11:28pm On Oct 31, 2022
For all of the "groundwork" and "implants" and whatever else you were doing, shim responses still no pass "lol", "yes", "stop being naughty", "you're a bad boy". undecided

Disappointment is an understatement to describe my reaction to this.

Mscheeewwww. Yawns away from thread.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by begoniaa: 11:33pm On Oct 31, 2022
Oh, and one more thing, if this is real, na you dey send standard text-message-sized responses to "her" sef... grin While she seems to be drawing you out, making you talk and overcompensating (and -sharing) and driving the conversation with her 'one-liners.'

And you be don, LMAO.

A 10:90 conversation, of which the bulk falls on you to sustain, dkm, please.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 3:55am On Nov 02, 2022
begoniaa:
Oh, and one more thing, if this is real, na you dey send standard text-message-sized responses to "her" sef... grin While she seems to be drawing you out, making you talk and overcompensating (and -sharing) and driving the conversation with her 'one-liners.'

And you be don, LMAO.

A 10:90 conversation, of which the bulk falls on you to sustain, dkm, pplease

You're talking trash. You're not a GMC, so you can't chat the way you want. You must follow rules. Only GMCs disobey rules and still get results.

Just the same way only smart people avoid going to school and still make it in life while dumb people go to school and still don't make it.

Read ChatDîcted and you'll get there.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Magnoliaa(f): 12:36pm On Nov 02, 2022
iLegendd:
You're talking trash. You're not a GMC, so you can't chat the way you want. You must follow rules. Only GMCs disobey rules and still get results.

Just the same way only smart people avoid going to school and still make it in life while dumb people go to school and still don't make it.

Read ChatDîcted and you'll get there.

Okay. Whatever you say, LMAO. grin grin
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 3:34pm On Nov 02, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Okay. Whatever you say, LMAO. grin grin
So it's you? Anyway, you always attack me, so there is no need expecting positivity from you.

It seems I have been ignoring your greenlight for years. If I were a woman and a man ignores my greenlight, I'll definitely hate her just as you're doing to me.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Magnoliaa(f): 4:10pm On Nov 02, 2022
iLegendd:
So it's you? Anyway, you always attack me, so there is no need expecting positivity from you.

It seems I have been ignoring your greenlight for years. If I were a woman and a man ignores my greenlight, I'll definitely hate her just as you're doing to me.

I would have given my self sense and decorum to avoid you all together after my last comment, but for this bolded, fk it.

You're very stupid. Shey o ma fagbo?

Laati ibo si ibo? Abi werey leleyi ni? Nkan jeun lori e ni? Are you normal?

E ma wo alake obuko alabuke Iya Agba yi. grin grin

Chinchin must be worrying your head.

You're terminally mad, I swear, and you don't have anyone who loves you enough to tell you.

Me and you when? I vividly remember the one time I had a disagreement with you, when one of ******* minions that calls himself Tony142 or Tony147 or whatever was making irritating insinuations.

Abeg, me and you (been) get any mixed business together?? Abi I buy matter from your display wey I no pay? Make thunder no strike you (now) now, which greenlight? undecided

Are you drunk on pig's piss?

Where?

Like how??

Na your papa get NL? You made a post, the only one out of over 500s that you make in a year, I commented, and your fried, shriveled brain is telling you I have something for you?

No, sorry, did you take something expired last night? Really, I want to understand what is ailing you. Where did that thought ever come/came from? Ori e gbale ni? Maybe it is affecting your perception and judgment, and you're too far up sniffing your own ass and inflated on your rotten ego because of some 1,500 naira e-books wey person fit buy for inside hold-up for Oworonsoki.

Be like na watin dey delude you be that thinking pe you're one hot cake.

ARE YOU OKAY?

Werey ara e dey chat with babe, and you're holding 90% of the conversation, yet you're calling yourself a success with women.

So after alllllll your teachings and preachings and publications, na only girl wey dey reply "OK, yes, hmm, really, you're funny" you fit land and chyke. Pray tell, what have you been teaching others? LMAOOOOOOOO.

How exactly are you different from the thousands of men out there that find themselves in the rut of lifeless, bland conversations with the opposite sex?

If what you posted on this thread is any indication of how your "relationships" with the opposite sex are, ah, walai, them don deceive you. They have collected gold from you, and gave you panda.

I swear, you're not shit. NOT SHIT.

And you've been posting this for years.

Look, bro, nigga, dude, guy, however you feel your worthless self is comfortable with being addressed, you cannot get this advice from anywhere, but I am giving you for free: do a self-reflection and quit this bambiala/pop psychology/kindergarten level ridiculous and inane attempt at trying to be pick-up a artist and manipulation guru.

If you no get am, you no get am.

No imaginary enemies are after you, because it seem to me like you're so far gone in your mental illness to be roping ME in whatever you have going on and suggesting I have a thing for you.

Like, shey o n shiere ni? Egbami o. cheesy

That's the only reason why you're not successful o. And haven't moved past this stage of posting nonsense threads on NL upandan, trying to compensate for your lacks in showing off your material possessions.

Yes, I SEE your threads and view some of them.

But how many times you don see me come inside come dey do things like this with you, or interacting with you in a bid to get your attention or whatever sick notion is cooking in your head?

How many times?

So, sake of say I commented now, here, e mean say I wan show you my p*say? Be like say na gutter water you use baff this morning, and that's no cap.

I wouldn't give nor would have given a damn however way you choose to spend your e-time and e-life.

I made my comment on the basis on what you posted in here, but for whatever reason in the seven realms of the world, you decided to pick offense at that, and not only did you disagree and I left it alone, you had to now go this personal with me.

Your delusions and sense of self-importance aren't my business, but never never in your miserable ***** rope me into or think to picture me within the orbit of whatever dim attraction you think you exude, okay? Okay?

You have not reach to get there.

Have an awful day.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by FatherBona: 4:22pm On Nov 02, 2022
Magnoliaa:


I would have given my self sense and decorum to avoid you all together after my last comment, but for this bolded, fk it.

You're very stupid. Shey o ma fagbo?

Laati ibo si ibo? Abi werey leleyi ni? Nkan jeun lori e ni? Are you normal?

E ma wo alake obuko alabuke Iya Agba yi. grin grin

Chinchin must be worrying your head.

You're terminally mad, I swear, and you don't have anyone who loves you enough to tell you.

Me and you when? I vividly remember the one time I had a disagreement with you, when one of ******* minions that calls himself Tony142 or Tony147 or whatever was making irritating insinuations.

Abeg, me and you (been) get any mixed business together?? Abi I buy matter from your display wey I no pay? Make thunder no strike you (now) now, which greenlight? undecided

Are you drunk on pig's piss?

Where?

Like how??

Na your papa get NL? You made a post, the only one out of over 500s that you make in a year, I commented, and your fried, shriveled brain is telling you I have something for you?

No, sorry, did you take something expired last night? Really, I want to understand what is ailing you. Where did that thought ever come/came from? Ori e gbale ni? Maybe it is affecting your perception and judgment, and you're too far up sniffing your own ass and inflated on your rotten ego because of some 1,500 naira e-books wey person fit buy for inside hold-up for Oworonsoki.

Be like na watin dey delude you be that thinking you're one hot cake.

ARE YOU OKAY?

Werey ara dey chat with babe, and you're holding 90% of the conversation, you're calling yourself a success with women.

So after alllllll your teachings and preachings and publications, na only girl wey dey reply "OK, yes, hmm, really, you're funny" you fit land and chyke. Pray tell, what have you been teaching others? LMAOOOOOOOO.

How exactly are you different from the thousands of men out there that find themselves in the rut of lifeless, bland conversations with the opposite sex?

If what you posted on this thread is any indication of how your "relationships" with the opposite sex are, ah, walai, them don deceive you. They have collected gold from you, and gave you panda.

I swear, you're not shit. NOT SHIT.

And you've been posting this for years.

Look, bro, nigga, dude, guy, however you feel your worthless self is comfortable with being addressed, you cannot get this advice from anywhere, but I am giving you for free: do a self-reflection and quit this bambiala/pop psychology/kindergarten level ridiculous and inane attempt at trying to be pick-up artist and manipulation guru.

If you no get am, you no get am.

No imaginary enemies are after you, because it seem to me like you're so far gone in your mental illness to be roping ME in whatever you have going on and suggesting I have a thing for you.

Like, shey o n shiere ni? Egbami o. cheesy

That's the only reason why you're not successful o. And haven't moved past this stage of posting nonsense threads on NL upandan, trying to compensate for your lacks in showing off your material possessions.

Yes, I SEE your threads and view some of them.

But how many times you don see me come inside come dey do things like this with you, or interacting with you in a bid to get your attention or whatever sick notion is cooking in your head?

How many times?

So, sake of say I commented now, here, e mean say I wan show you my p*say? Be like say na gutter water you use baff this morning, and that's no cap.

I wouldn't give nor would have given a damn however way you choose to spend your e-time and e-life.

I made my comment on the basis on what you posted in here, but for whatever reason in the seven realms of the world, you decided to pick offense at that, and not only did you disagree and I left it alone, you had to now go this personal with me.

Your delusions and sense of self-importance aren't my business, but never never in your miserable ***** rope me into or think to picture me within the orbit of whatever dim attraction you think you exude, okay? Okay?

You have not reach to get there.

Have an awful day.
Hold your fire, I say again do not shoot grin
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 4:34pm On Nov 02, 2022
This old woman thinks I'll read the long trash she wrote. I read the first two lines and realized it's long and gave up. I'm the only one allowed to write something long and it must be read by you. Hórny stalker. grin

Abeg, lemme go do 50 push-ups, shower and feel fresh. Life is too short to spend energy arguing with a vagina. cheesy

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Danielkelly: 4:39pm On Nov 02, 2022
FatherBona:

Hold your fire, I say again do not shoot grin
Lol,
you ppl are dramatic.
small matter when no
commot anything 4
body nah make she dey ouze steam from pot.
When you don't understand reverse phsycology and 24/7 cruise, in nigeria you will make the loudest noise.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by akwesenana: 4:40pm On Nov 02, 2022
It's about to go down

"LET THE BE CARNAGE!!!"
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 4:40pm On Nov 02, 2022
I'm here to educate men and make money. Nothing more. I won't ignore controversy as long as it's to my advantage. To the person who messaged me some minutes ago, your life is about to change for the better.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by akwesenana: 4:41pm On Nov 02, 2022
Mental health should be a compulsory course in Nigerian Education system.
Toxicity ever where. grin
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Divay22(f): 4:42pm On Nov 02, 2022
I think say you don commot from Naija o grin

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 4:43pm On Nov 02, 2022
akwesenana:
It's about to go down


"LET THE BE CARNAGE!!!"
I don't exchange words more than 2 times with women. They'll always win because they're emotional creatures and you'll end up looking like a fool. It's better to be the boss and allow them rant to your advantage.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by iLegendd(m): 4:47pm On Nov 02, 2022
Divay22:
I think say you don commot from Naija o grin
Lol

Nothing new in it again. Childhood dream has already been achieved.
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Divay22(f): 4:53pm On Nov 02, 2022
iLegendd:
Lol

Nothing new in it again. Childhood dream has already been achieved.
Sharp!
I like that smiley

Flood no lemme cross over o
Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Magnoliaa(f): 4:58pm On Nov 02, 2022
iLegendd:
This old woman thinks I'll read the long trash she wrote. I read the first two lines and realized it's long and gave up. I'm the only one allowed to write something long and it must be read by you. Hórny stalker. grin

Abeg, lemme go to 50 push-ups, shower and feel fresh. Live it too short to spend energy arguing with a vagina. cheesy

Your mother is the old woman, and your sister a hórny stalker.

Oloshi. grin grin

Like all the vaginas you've been sticking your limpy, watery-cum-shooting deek in abi?

Like all the vaginas you've been killing yourself over trying to enter?

I am a vagina, but you dedicated your whole stinking and shredded life to write books for fellow lowlifes like you on how they can enter "there"?

The same vagina that gives you worth and pleasure? The same vagina you take pride in using condemn and fairly used household objects in attracting?

Ti won ba tun bi poriporipopo e da—make I repeat am for English sef

If them born, born, born, born, born you well, repeat that nonsense you said to me at any time on this forum again.

Dingbat.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Magnoliaa(f): 5:00pm On Nov 02, 2022
iLegendd:
I don't exchange words more than 2 times with women. They'll always win because they're emotional creatures and you'll end up looking like a fool. It's better to be the boss and allow them rant to your advantage.

That's none of my business.

I am not here to win anything with you, so long as you've gotten not to EVER repeat anything that comes to your mind to ME again.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Magnoliaa(f): 5:01pm On Nov 02, 2022
akwesenana:
Mental health should be a compulsory course in Nigerian Education system.

Toxicity ever where. grin

Another mad goat.

You for post am with your main moniker naw.

Epa.

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Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by Magnoliaa(f): 5:12pm On Nov 02, 2022
Danielkelly:
Lol,
you ppl are dramatic.
small matter when no
commot anything 4
body nah make she dey ouze steam from pot.
When you don't understand reverse phsycology and 24/7 cruise, in nigeria you will make the loudest noise.

Are you stupid or you're just starting to enter that phase?

Dem tell you say na everybody dem dey catch cruise with?

You no get sense? You don't have restraints? Or you're not sensible enough to intuitively and objectively gauge what is reality as opposed to what you mentally think is the issue?

He's a relationship expert, but e dey misread signs, watin be that one?

Lord knows how many more women he's gone "accusing" of liking him for disagreeing with him and then slurring them in response when they don't give him face.

What a way to reveal the misogynist you are, dude.

Because there are thousands of insults you could have thrown back at me, but you decide to choose beautiful and colorful sexist ones.

E sure me say your baga dey among the immature that's running amok on this section.

Ki la wi tai wi, hin mask don slip. Osino lover man, lmaoooooooo.

Next time, no dey suggest some nonsense to me again. I don't give a fk about others; it is about me as I am active here, and I'll choose to address whatever I want to address in any way I want.

Because na only him I dey disagree with for this forum? All the other guys I am always arguing and disagreeing with, what should they say? That I want to have their babies?

If I see you post anything I consider thrash and I wish to comment on, I will do so to my heart's satisfaction. You will not gag or dissuade me with that nonsense cheap line "she has a crush on me" yada yada yada.

Because that is how you will go about spreading it and continuing to believe it, even have a wedding with me in your head over nothing.

Respect yourself (ves)- I am VERY toxic.

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