iLegendd:
You said it last year and I blessed you with card and 5k, but you still came back running to me and refused to keep your side of the deal. No more bribe. I have stopped. Do your worse and have a nice day.

Your dishonesty is appalling. If Nairaland had a block button, we wouldn't be having all these conversations.

When a woman cheats on me once, I NEVER forgive her. When a man lies to me once, it's game over too. I don't give second chance.

Who dash you one like for here, ăsshóle?

Magnoliaa:
Ati Mosdii, Slawomiir and Zonefree/Kriss216, Davash222 gan, you no fit stand beside them.

Werey oshi.

Upper Iweka Ųbűnjå.

Obviously, you're in love with the guy. Swallow your pride and beg for a relationship with him.


Shalom.

Zonefree:
Obviously, you're in love with the guy. Swallow your pride and beg for a relationship with him.

Shalom.

Ahh, but the thing is we've gone past the point of swallowing pride.

He said it: I'll rather kill atp than admit to being in love with him.

It's a "woman's nature" after all.

So I am in the chaos and destructive phase now. Burning everything down. My way or nothing else.

Since I can't have him, nobody else too will. And I must not catch him being friendly to any lady on this NL ever again.

Magnoliaa:


Ahh, but the thing is we've gone past the point of swallowing pride.

He said it: I'll rather kill atp than admit to being in love with him.

It's a "woman's nature" after all.

So I am in the chaos and destructive phase now. Burning everything down. My way or nothing else.

Since I can't have him, nobody else too will. And I must not catch him being friendly to any lady on this NL ever again.

I've always known you're a witch

Zonefree, since you decided to do like an arbiter of what I don't know, can you beg him then to give me his PERSONAL number?

So we can take this offline.

Besides, if I beg at this point, watin go be my gain? Given all that has transpired, you think he'll let his guard down or ever try being close to me?

You think he'll suddenly become trustful of me?

Nopity. I don't have a choice no more.

No going back; marching on into war is the only option.

Zonefree:
I've always known you're a witch

And I have never hidden or denied that.

Magnoliaa:
Zonefree, since you decided to do like an arbiter of what I don't know, can you beg him then to give me his PERSONAL number?

So we can take this offline.

Besides, if I beg at this point, watin go be my gain? Given all that has transpired, you think he'll let his guard down or ever try being close to me?

You think he'll suddenly become trustful of me?

Nopity. I don't have a choice no more.

No going back; marching on into war is the only option.

We make war to live in peace. I endorse the WAR.

Zonefree:
We make war to live in peace. I endorse the WAR.

Thought you were so certain I was in love with him now, and I should beg him to date me?

Magnoliaa:


Thought you were so certain I was in love with him now, and I should beg him to date me?

Have you ever read or seen me promote peace before?

Your unnecessary rants on his threads made me feel you're so in love with him but since you're already in for war with him, I endorse.

Zonefree:
Have you ever read or seen me promote peace before?

Your unnecessary rants on his threads made me feel you're so in love with him but since you're already in for war with him, I endorse.

I just mentioned you here in less than ten minutes. But you could initially tell that I was in love with him from my unnecessary rants?

You were able to deduce that in that quick time, abi?

No wahala.

You can go since you cannot positively contribute to helping me get his number.

Girl, I'm busy having sex and making money. Use your time wisely and invest wisely. The dick you're craving for, someone more endowed and finer than you is riding it as I type.

I'm stingy — I don't give women money. They pay to f*ck me. You can't afford me.

iLegendd:
Girl, I'm busy having sex and making money. Use your time wisely and invest wisely. The dick you're craving for, someone more endowed and finer than you is riding it as I type.

I'm stingy — I don't give women money. They pay to f*ck me. You can't afford me.

What kind of mental illness is worrying you?

Now you're pushing me away?

Yesterday and the days before, you were posting your fantasies about me ooo.

Is this one of your hot and cold, push-and-pull-cum-negging technique?

Magnoliaa:


What kind of mental illness is worrying you?

Now you're pushing me away?

Yesterday and the days before, you were posting your fantasies about me ooo.

Is this one of your hot and cold, push-and-pull-cum-negging technique?

She's in the kitchen cooking náked. Lemme go take a picture for you.

iLegendd:
She's in the kitchen cooking náked. Lemme go take a picture for you.

Please, show her face. You know, making the world see your pride.

Magnoliaa:


I just mentioned you here in less than ten minutes. But you could initially tell that I was in love with him from my unnecessary rants?

You were able to deduce that in that quick time, abi?

No wahala.

You can go since you cannot positively contribute to helping me get his number.

Women rants when they're in love. No girl will devote her precious time on men they don't admire or cherish.

Your problem is pride. Let go of your pride and enjoy blissful moment with illegendd.

iLegendd:
Girl, I'm busy having sex and making money. Use your time wisely and invest wisely. The dick you're craving for, someone more endowed and finer than you is riding it as I type.

I'm stingy — I don't give women money. They pay to f*ck me. You can't afford me.

Consider her on my behalf, please

Zonefree:
Women rants when they're in love. No girl will devote her precious time on men they don't admire or cherish.

Your problem is pride. Let go of your pride and enjoy blissful moment with illegendd.

Yes. We're saying the same thing. In 2 seconds, from the little you could glimpse, without any context nor viewing the previous pages, you could tell I was in love.

And you definitely haven't been viewing the thread before.

Anyway, thank you for revealing one more thing about yourself to me.

You so are in love with Nigerian women and the ladies you incessantly mention to your comments everywhere.

Anyway, shuu now.

Zonefree:

Consider her on my behalf, please

I feel she has an infection, so I changed my mind. She's not worth it.

Zonefree:
Your problem is pride. Let go of your pride and enjoy blissful moment with illegendd.

Stop contradicting yourself.

War, peace? Which one?

Zonefree:
Consider her on my behalf, please

Okay. If you'll make yourself useful like this, you can stay.

iLegendd:
I feel she has an infection, so I changed my mind. She's not worth it.

Eyaaa. In the span of yesterday's evening to this time?

Your sickness must have eaten deeper into your cells than I thought.

Magnoliaa:


Please, show her face. You know, making the world see your pride.

Picture taken, but for my personal consumption.

Chai! Another woman dey bang the dick you so much crave. It's a pity. If I were you, I would commit suicide.

iLegendd:
I feel she has an infection, so I changed my mind. She's not worth it.

She'll treat the infection before meeting you. Please help Womanity, consider her.

Magnoliaa:


Yes. We're saying the same thing. In 2 seconds, from the little you could glimpse, without any context nor viewing the previous pages, you could tell I was in love.

And you definitely haven't been viewing the thread before.

Anyway, thank you for revealing one more thing about yourself to me.

You so are in love with Nigerian women and the ladies you incessantly mention to your comments everywhere.

Anyway, shuu now.

Yes, I'm in love with them.

Zonefree:

She'll treat the infection before meeting you. Please help Womanity, consider her.

But I have too many options already. Though, I'm willing to pay for her to treat the infection.

Please, Miss Mongo Park, whatever reply meant for me, keep it short, else I won't read or even bother to reply you.

Zonefree:
Yes, I'm in love with them.

Ohhh. Don't tell me your smile just wiped off of your face?

Well, I am glad we're both on the same page.

You and I are in love with the people that we drag.

iLegendd:
But I have too many options already. Though, I'm willing to pay for her to treat the infection.

That's so benevolent of you. You're a good man. Magnoliaa will be so proud of having you.

Magnoliaa:


I see you have two likes on this too.

That obuko go tok say na your alternate accounts dey like am.

Dude actually underestimates how much he is DESPISED like a worthless rag for cleaning.

of course he once said so, he

My baby, Magnoliaa, please come to my rescue. That girl has left and she only cooked rice. Not in the mood for rice, so I ordered things for soup.

At the moment, I'm trying to cook waterleaf soup, but I'm lost on what to do. It's been 10 years I cooked this kind of soup.

Please, come help me.

iLegendd:
My baby, Magnoliaa, please come to my rescue. That girl has left and she only cooked rice. Not in the mood for rice, so I ordered things for soup.

At the moment, I'm trying to cook waterleaf soup, but I'm lost on what to do. It's been 10 years I cooked this kind of soup.

Please, come help me.

Hey ilegendd, random remark and question. Been following your stuff for a while now and I've had some really great sexual experiences

Recently though, i encountered something. Don't know if it's a shit test or something. But what does it mean when a girl calls you "uncle" or "oga" or continues to call you that?

And what's the best reply to it? Especially the unlce one Thanks