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Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by eroticecstasy: 9:42pm On Apr 22, 2023
skywalker240:
God bless that dog

If that your boyfriend is not a Simp, he should have dumped your evil ass by now

You reek of evils, heck you even gave yourself away when you said you were pressuring your boyfriend to kill the dog

Omo you no pure

Real demon!
Jobless possessed bradt.

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Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by JustcallmeFavou(f): 9:44pm On Apr 22, 2023
bluefilm:


Everybody thinks they are good people.

So there's really nothing special about you and your belief that you are a good person.

But the most ridiculous part is when you actually base that your belief on being a good person on that fact that no dog on this planet barks at you.

Dammit!

As if that's not enough, you still went on to advise a lady to leave a relationship because of a dog that doesn't want her?

And you still want me to think your senses are perfectly inorder?

Well, I guess it's always easy to give such a useless advice simply because you are not the one wearing the shoes so you don't know where it pinches.

I understand how you feel, honestly I do! If you had not mentioned that, you have told your boyfriend of 3months repeatedly to kill his dog, or sell it. I wouldn't have replied you the way I did.

Why sound so cruel to an animal such as a dog simply because it doesn't like you? That's evil, and it shows you can easily kill/cause severe harm to a human, if he/she stands as a threat to you.

Do whatever you wish! But don't do, something that will come back to hunt you later.

This is the last reply ,you are going to get from me....so

Shalom!

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Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by bluefilm: 10:07pm On Apr 22, 2023
JustcallmeFavou:
I understand how you feel, honestly I do! If you had not mentioned that, you have told your boyfriend of 3months repeatedly to kill his dog, or sell it. I wouldn't have replied you the way I did.

Why sound so cruel to an animal such as a dog simply because it doesn't like you? That's evil, and it shows you can easily kill/cause severe harm to a human, if he/she stands as a threat to you.

Do whatever you wish! But don't do, something that will come back to hunt you later.

This is the last reply ,you are going to get from me....so

Shalom!

How you successfully turned me into the OP still beats my imagination.

So many people are just mad on this forum.
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by cliqtips: 10:18pm On Apr 22, 2023
madscientist88:
or maybe you responded to the wrong person in the screenshot below? just know if this is to start a brawl over opinions,i am not on par with you,don't just mention me in your personal opinions.

Chai... if you calm down and read my responses to yours. It wasn't trying to fight you but it's fine since you didn't get my message. The message should have been directed to the OP anyway.
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Eldee54321(m): 10:49pm On Apr 22, 2023
turmacs:
I can't feed that dog ohhh abeg. You need to see this thing. I've told him to kill the dog or sell it and I think I'll keep pestering him about it till he gives in... Make I no come end up as dog food one day.
U YOURSELF IS STUBBORN.... JUST DO AS D GUY INSTRUCTED.... FEED HIM WITH THE SUPERVISION OF YOUR BF.. THEN U WILL SEE CHANGES... I ASSURE U
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Iykenuwa(m): 11:12pm On Apr 22, 2023
turmacs:
I'm his girlfriend and potential wife. I've been cooking for him, washing his cloths, giving him sex and making him happy.


Believe me, if this is all you have to say for yourself, I'll choose the dog over you, anytime anyway.


Befriend that dog or get the h**l out of that guy's life.

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Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by kcbaba007: 11:16pm On Apr 22, 2023
Been laughing since I read this your post, in fact the kafta wan finish me

My dear, you've got yourself a real rival there.... You na second wife, the dog na 1st wife.

Anyway, find the dog a boyfriend, and she'll leave you to enjoy your boyfriend

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Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by SAMTOBIJU(m): 12:00am On Apr 23, 2023
turmacs:
I can be anything I want to be in life, as long as it makes me happy

Exactly...na you get your body. Your body, your decision...I really don't understand allthis opinionated nairalanders....yet nobody holy ooo
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Algold: 12:14am On Apr 23, 2023
Harrykn:
You want me to kill my dog and save 3 months relationship with you! Interesting…

Na u be the boyfriend...
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by PPIA: 1:45am On Apr 23, 2023
scrolldown88:
Lol
If your boyfriend has any sense he'll listen to what his dog is trying to tell him and do away with you. Dogs are very perceptive and can smell evil from a mile away.

Infact I think you should do your boyfriend a favor and leave him alone. If you truly love that guy you'll leave him instantly before you ruin his life.

The dog has already sensed this, that's why it keeps doing any and everything within it's power to keep you away from that guy.

My people, don't ever underrate your dog's warning oh. Dogs wey dey see spirits. Hai!!!.

There are true stories of dogs refusing to move inside a hunted house their owners just bought and packed into. Hell! In most cases the dogs keep barking, trying to warn the owner that there's something strange in the house. Sadly they can't talk, so most people don't listen.

You suggesting that your boyfriend should kill the dog even confirms my theory that you're pure evil.
When evil spirits invade an area, some dogs smell them out and start barking aggressively. In most cases these evil spirits kill the dogs so they can carry out their evil in peace. This is the exact move you're suggesting to your boyfriend.
The Classic evil spirit move.

Oh Lord open the eyes of this girl's boyfriend to see and do the right thing.

PS: this is just a joke....

Or is it?

Modified: FTC.
This year seems to be mine.

I dedicate this FTC to all the loyal dogs out there, constantly looking out for their owners. And on behalf of all boyfriends, I want to send this message to the entire girlfriend community.
We love our dogs. Yes. We love them more than we love you. You're never gonna be able to compete with our dogs. And no, we won't kill our dogs just to keep you around. So to all girlfriends, for the love of DOG, for GODsake, be a good sport, know your place, stay in your lane, and stop trying to come between us and our dogs. Because it's never gonna end well for y'all.
Peace ✌️...or war. Whichever you choose
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by deltateam: 4:52am On Apr 23, 2023
DRPAIT123:
You got the dog's breed wrong, it's actually Boerboel not boa bull.
It's a serious case, to some of us who happen to be passionate animal lovers, dogs are not just mere creatures that can be discarded at will. There is a high tendency for some people to have a strong bond with their furbabies and it's completely normal.
Tell your man that you should start feeding the dog (with his supervision of course). Dogs tend to get close to whoever is giving them good care and attention. It won't take too long before the dog stops getting territorial around you.

Make she poison am? Abi you no know women?
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by edorhe14(m): 5:26am On Apr 23, 2023
They wont sell it. its you they will sell grin
turmacs:
It's you they will dump.... How am I evil? I didn't say only to kill it, I also said he could sell it. Two options
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Teymanhenry(f): 6:40am On Apr 23, 2023
Tbh dogs have a high sense to dictate danger or sickness. It is possible that the dogs is just doing her protection work or have sensed something wrong with you. Try feeding the dog nice treats like chicken. If he rejects it, aunty go for test kawai... My GSD once warned me of a lady with chlamydia but I didn't understand, until I contracted it got started and treated the girl before he becomes receptive towards her. Dogs are just amazing
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Paulianfa(m): 8:05am On Apr 23, 2023
The dog don see say u be bad person
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Fa44me: 8:23am On Apr 23, 2023
being:
It is a bit disturbing that d guy would ever jokingly call a dog his former girl friend


Hummmmmm, you said what I'm thinking. The dog sees the lady as its rival. Because guy said the dog was his girlfriend. This might deeper than what people are saying here.
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Youlins: 8:28am On Apr 23, 2023
Dogs see beyond humans. That dog may have seen the danger lurking around it's owner. And I pray he is not beclouded by emotions that will end up endangering him the more. If that dog dies, we'll arrest you. MIND YOU.
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by compton11(m): 9:22am On Apr 23, 2023
turmacs:
sorry, I'm addicted to penis
then he keeps banging and cumin on u,I hope u won't say men are scum if he dumb your ass? 😂
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Curious345: 9:26am On Apr 23, 2023
turmacs:
I'm his girlfriend and I've been giving him sex for 3 months now, making him happy
this girl sef.. you think sex makes a man happy ? Leave that dude alone ,unless you want me to post your pics here .. I know your BF ,and I can cast you here if I want to. Lol

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Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by mc4talkative: 10:48am On Apr 23, 2023
JovialJune:
Lol, reminds me of one of our aunt that came to live with us back in the day, our dog Barney(may her soul continue to rest in peace😔) refused to acknowledge her presence, Barney aggressively barked at my aunt everyday for the one year that she stayed with us because she sensed a negative aura, turns out Barney was right all along

Dogs sees what humans cannot see.
what did Barney sensed about your aunt?
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by candygist: 12:26pm On Apr 23, 2023
scrolldown88:
Lol
If your boyfriend has any sense he'll listen to what his dog is trying to tell him and do away with you. Dogs are very perceptive and can smell evil from a mile away.

Infact I think you should do your boyfriend a favor and leave him alone. If you truly love that guy you'll leave him instantly before you ruin his life.

The dog has already sensed this, that's why it keeps doing any and everything within it's power to keep you away from that guy.

My people, don't ever underrate your dog's warning oh. Dogs wey dey see spirits. Hai!!!.

There are true stories of dogs refusing to move inside a hunted house their owners just bought and packed into. Hell! In most cases the dogs keep barking, trying to warn the owner that there's something strange in the house. Sadly they can't talk, so most people don't listen.

You suggesting that your boyfriend should kill the dog even confirms my theory that you're pure evil.
When evil spirits invade an area, some dogs smell them out and start barking aggressively. In most cases these evil spirits kill the dogs so they can carry out their evil in peace. This is the exact move you're suggesting to your boyfriend.
The Classic evil spirit move.

Oh Lord open the eyes of this girl's boyfriend to see and do the right thing.

PS: this is just a joke....

Or is it?

Modified: FTC.
This year seems to be mine.

I dedicate this FTC to all the loyal dogs out there, constantly looking out for their owners. And on behalf of all boyfriends, I want to send this message to the entire girlfriend community.
We love our dogs. Yes. We love them more than we love you. You're never gonna be able to compete with our dogs. And no, we won't kill our dogs just to keep you around. So to all girlfriends, for the love of DOG, for GODsake, be a good sport, know your place, stay in your lane, and stop trying to come between us and our dogs. Because it's never gonna end well for y'all.
Peace ✌️...or war. Whichever you choose

This guy is Manimist grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by emmyileri(m): 1:47pm On Apr 23, 2023
Stonecoldstare1:

Hey man, please can you introduce me to any original native doctor or secret cult for wealth? Please I will do anything even if they demand or need blood
Why are you preparing for wealth and not for heaven. One is temporary, the other is eternal. Seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness and all other things will be added to you. The devil will give you what you will never enjoy and if you enjoy it, it won't last. Jesus give peace and wealth that last forever. Think deep before going into damnation
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Pacesetter2021: 1:57pm On Apr 23, 2023
My dear, Jesus is calling you.

Repent
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by constancefriday(m): 2:56pm On Apr 23, 2023
Objectively speaking, something isn't straight or right about you suggesting he should either kill the dog or sell it.
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by WhereMyLoud: 3:25pm On Apr 23, 2023
turmacs:
I can't feed that dog ohhh abeg. You need to see this thing. I've told him to kill the dog or sell it and I think I'll keep pestering him about it till he gives in... Make I no come end up as dog food one day.
Make him kill dog for relationship he start with you three months ago?. Doh.! Doh ma.!.. then when you leave am he no go get dog again. U be calabar girl? Abi na 404 dey hungry you?
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by achimendy(m): 4:52pm On Apr 23, 2023
turmacs:
I can't feed that dog ohhh abeg. You need to see this thing. I've told him to kill the dog or sell it and I think I'll keep pestering him about it till he gives in... Make I no come end up as dog food one day.



Telling him to kill the dog is pure wickedness, instead I'll advise you try and get use to the dog. Dogs are very good at home, especially for security reasons.


Somebody like me wont listen to you sef, instead we look for another place to f****ck.
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by MASTERMIND04(m): 5:18pm On Apr 23, 2023
scrolldown88:

grin grin I'm not evil auntie. Dogs don't bark at me, plus I'm not the one planning to kill an innocent dog.
Repent from your evil ways and leave that boyfriend alone. for it is written 'do not come between a man and his dog '.
Everybody knows it is written. And No be me write am.
grin grin
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by MASTERMIND04(m): 5:19pm On Apr 23, 2023
The dog is jealous grin
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Stonecoldstare1: 5:51pm On Apr 23, 2023
emmyileri:

Why are you preparing for wealth and not for heaven. One is temporary, the other is eternal. Seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness and all other things will be added to you. The devil will give you what you will never enjoy and if you enjoy it, it won't last. Jesus give peace and wealth that last forever. Think deep before going into damnation
Ok
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Stonecoldstare1: 5:59pm On Apr 23, 2023
oxiide22:
ok drop me your email address
I've replied your email
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Kingabia1998(m): 6:10pm On Apr 23, 2023
scrolldown88:
Lol
If your boyfriend has any sense he'll listen to what his dog is trying to tell him and do away with you. Dogs are very perceptive and can smell evil from a mile away.

Infact I think you should do your boyfriend a favor and leave him alone. If you truly love that guy you'll leave him instantly before you ruin his life.

The dog has already sensed this, that's why it keeps doing any and everything within it's power to keep you away from that guy.

My people, don't ever underrate your dog's warning oh. Dogs wey dey see spirits. Hai!!!.

There are true stories of dogs refusing to move inside a hunted house their owners just bought and packed into. Hell! In most cases the dogs keep barking, trying to warn the owner that there's something strange in the house. Sadly they can't talk, so most people don't listen.

You suggesting that your boyfriend should kill the dog even confirms my theory that you're pure evil.
When evil spirits invade an area, some dogs smell them out and start barking aggressively. In most cases these evil spirits kill the dogs so they can carry out their evil in peace. This is the exact move you're suggesting to your boyfriend.
The Classic evil spirit move.

Oh Lord open the eyes of this girl's boyfriend to see and do the right thing.

PS: this is just a joke....

Or is it?

Modified: FTC.
This year seems to be mine.

I dedicate this FTC to all the loyal dogs out there, constantly looking out for their owners. And on behalf of all boyfriends, I want to send this message to the entire girlfriend community.
We love our dogs. Yes. We love them more than we love you. You're never gonna be able to compete with our dogs. And no, we won't kill our dogs just to keep you around. So to all girlfriends, for the love of DOG, for GODsake, be a good sport, know your place, stay in your lane, and stop trying to come between us and our dogs. Because it's never gonna end well for y'all.
Peace ✌️...or war. Whichever you choose
The highest like I have seen so far
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by oxiide22(m): 7:59pm On Apr 23, 2023
Stonecoldstare1:

I've replied your email
I replied also
Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by naturefellow(m): 8:36pm On Apr 23, 2023
turmacs:
I can't feed that dog ohhh abeg. You need to see this thing. I've told him to kill the dog or sell it and I think I'll keep pestering him about it till he gives in... Make I no come end up as dog food one day.
How cruel of you! Killing the pet should be the last thing that should come to your mind. But here you are...

You deserve whatever is coming to you!

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