₦airaland Forum

Samantha124:
I can't know all the millions of nairalanders' monikers here..

You must really feel too high of yourself to think I would lie to you , ciao!!!

Show me a statement where I said you lied..

YoungLionken:
You must really feel too high of yourself to think I would lie to you , ciao!!!

Aklee4994:
On this good day I just relax for this bar Dey bend elbow with origin Na so I just hear is there any room available and how much I swear Na wetin make me carry head up that day be that as I just look up Na my ex I see...immediately this girl just whispered to the guy Na so both of them leave that place but I never called or ask anything about it from her till she personally said it to me and since then every feelings just fade away even as am texting she called me yesterday but I just ignore her because I don’t keep Ex.

All my Ex Dey give me maximum salama base on my high level of consciousness😎

Guy your grammar d make me LoL! which one ve to "bend elbow with Orijin" Lmao

kellytuns:
When she was laid to rest.there were rumours her abroadian husband beat her to death in Italy RIP Rita

I know a Rita, from Italy, here in Canada. She may have a story close to what you just alluded to, but she is alive here with 4 kids. I hope she isn't the one. Perhaps, get in touch if you think she is.

Paulnoma:
On a normal day hope say you know say you no fit talk that kind thing for abroad wen I grow.

Bro be calming down.

Ok sir

LeeSmart:
E be like dem the pay una 4 dis kind cruise wey una the use us catch oo.
No wahala, lai mohammed tenure the finish next month, we go talk to tinubu make him put u there.

Am not interested

She complained the my thing was too big that I should look for someone else.

ALFADOS:
ARE YOU FROM PROFESSOR BALA dy/dx of UNIMAID

No.

You're uselessly useless.

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are Us*less....all of them

Bleep master sannu



quote author=MasterShifu010 post=122723540]My own wasn’t an ex , Twas a babe I wanted to just bang and move on , I banged her so hard , while I was banging her body began to shake , she held my head close to hers , and my ear close to her mouth , she whispered the words “ I love you , I love you , I love you “ , while her body shook , she kept saying this for like 60 seconds , … after that day , I ghosted her , saw her 6 months later , she begged me to Bleep , she told me that whenever she’s alone at home , her mind would just flash to that day I nacked her , she said she always thought about that day , she said I truly made her feel like a woman that day …[/quote]

Bribri:
goodbye sex sweet sha

Na only good segs you see?

Well my ex usually beg me with gifts anytime I stop talking with him. Telling me im his only friend. Like I separated him from his friends mtcheeew. Book me a trip to Maldives just because I wanted to break up with his ass. Nigeria guys and begging. Tufiakwa.

Benteazaa:
Am not interested

No be say na beg we the beg u oo, na force we wan force u take the job.

Pegi23:
Well my ex usually beg me with gifts anytime I stop talking with him. Telling me im his only friend. Like I separated him from his friends mtcheeew. Book me a trip to Maldives just because I wanted to break up with his ass. Nigeria guys and begging. Tufiakwa.

except me tho, I’ve never begged any lady before.

Samantha124:
I'm sure that most of you guys posting here have once cried because of an ex, but you won't mention it because you're only online alpha males..😂😂😂

Of course they've, don't mind them , online they'll be cliaming what I don't know 😂😂😂😂

I once had a cry cry ex , guy man sabi manipulations but now my heart don dey like stone, make he gatat 😅 ,na you go do bad , na you go still cry 😂😂😂.

Him think say where I come from na just mouth we get , we no get action .

Who dash monkey banana.

Pegi23:
Well my ex usually beg me with gifts anytime I stop talking with him. Telling me im his only friend. Like I separated him from his friends mtcheeew. Book me a trip to Maldives just because I wanted to break up with his ass. Nigeria guys and begging. Tufiakwa.

No vex oo pegi, make i deviate small abeg. But why u carry hand the press ur shirt like dat 4 ur profile? U no sabi say u de block some persons view abi?
Mind u i am only speaking 4 those who are complaining because i'm their official spokeperson. Thank you.

chicoMX:
The main gist is about ex1. If there's any mix up it was typo

No mind am jare I understood perfectly well

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are Us*less....all of them

Lemme believe your dad is a woman..

She got shot by Armed men in Abuja two days ago. RIP Naomi Stanley

patwilly:
Guy your grammar d make me LoL! which one ve to "bend elbow with Orijin" Lmao

I Dey bend elbow like this bruh 😎 come join me

LeeSmart:
No vex oo pegi, make i deviate small abeg. But why u carry hand the press ur shirt like dat 4 ur profile? U no sabi say u de block some persons view abi?
Mind u i am only speaking 4 those who are complaining because i'm their official spokeperson. Thank you.

lol Sorry about the inconvenience but I can't remember the pic I uploaded. I mean I can't see it on my profile self. Maybe it's my network tho

Samantha124:
I'm sure that most of you guys posting here have once cried because of an ex, but you won't mention it because you're only online alpha males..😂😂😂

we have our values as men but we also have a very soft side,I remembered one of my happiest one week was spent with my ex,she came to my house and fell sick,I took care for her for a week,we did not nack but that one week she spent with me opened my eyes to the meaning of companionship,

[quote author=Aklee4994 post=122745842]I Dey bend elbow like this bruh

Samantha124:
For what?

For 1k5h

Every human has got a soft side.

But why is she now an ex?

okoroemeka:
we have our values as men but we also have a very soft side,I remembered one of my happiest one week was spent with my ex,she came to my house and fell sick,I took care for her for a week,we did not nack but that one week she spent with me opened my eyes to the meaning of companionship,

Pegi23:
lol Sorry about the inconvenience but I can't remember the pic I uploaded. I mean I can't see it on my profile self. Maybe it's my network tho

Aiit u're a likeable person, was actually xpectin a rude reply 4rm u, even wen i was only tryin 2 catch cruise. U earn ma respect ma'am.

Good evening

That was in 2013, when we were in a romantic session, she told me I should make a promise never to leave her. But, na she come leave me run

Life though...

I do remember that moment every time.

Persephone1:
You must really think everyone is into "knack and pay as you go " kind of relationship you all do

Are you trying to say you are different, ***just thinking loud***

In another planet am trying to say you do for free

Nostressinlife:
My Ex is a very confused girl. We dated with a no cheating condition. I kept my own part but she didn't. Any small argument she will be the first to raise her hands on me simply because she knew quite well i won't beat a woman. I couldn't take it anymore so, i ended the relationship. She boasted to getting married the next month and i wished her well. Fast forward to last month ending, I saw her at front of Shoprite Asaba, she's now into hook-up. She was surprised to see inside my new car, with my son inside.

i love this

Ferrous:
That was in 2013, when we were in a romantic session, she told me I should make a promise never to leave her. But, na she come leave me run

Life though...

I do remember that moment every time.

coupe decale

Pegi23:
Well my ex usually beg me with gifts anytime I stop talking with him. Telling me im his only friend. Like I separated him from his friends mtcheeew. Book me a trip to Maldives just because I wanted to break up with his ass. Nigeria guys and begging. Tufiakwa.

Anty lie small small abeg. I knw say na ur type men de lop like ball wer no get direction. U wer never leave ur state b4 de nyan dust 4 hia

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