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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Melkizedeck: 2:01pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
... I wont fight u back but to inject sorrows in ur dreams ,that sorrows shall reset ur soul , that sorrow shall restructure every bit of confidence in u.

In the real spiritual world we call it " ICP " inverse calital punishment, ghosts uses it to haunt occultic politicians who later spend half their loot on prostitutes like Tasha akide , mercy eke & nons miraj who masters A - Z of sex to destroy the sorrows , now if I treat u same for challenging me which money u gonna spend on?

Imagine mourning ur wife and children with unearthly loneliness covered upon u ,

Imagine losing all u have and u are thrown into a dark toilet to spend the rest of ur life, while ace fear , loneliness and unemptiness are wrapped against you ?

Imagine beating me to death in ur dream and u are told no human is on earth anymore and wart snakes are left for u to date forever ?


U won't understand wat I am talking until u fall preys hahahahahaha grin

It is easy to see you fall under the talkative type.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by DrDunamis(m): 2:06pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.😌🀦
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.πŸ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.😞

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!😏

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad

None, managing none.
When you don't know who you are then you have that manage mentality.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by DREAMHOMES6970(m): 2:20pm On May 23, 2023
brain54:
Materialistic…

As long as I am not the one funding it!

You are truly brain54

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by DREAMHOMES6970(m): 2:25pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Lolss..πŸ˜„

Funny Enough, if you ask Married Pple, their Wives or Husbands has one of the mentioned traits. 🀨

No Perfect Wife or Husband in Nigeria o. sad

Funny enough some ladies have all the traits you mentioned

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Mimicle101: 2:30pm On May 23, 2023
Let me add to that list.


Unforgiven Woman.

Guys don't pray to have a wife who has unforgiven spirit inbuilt.

Believe me. She will give malice to you, hate you with passion for as long as she wants. No talk or preaching penetrates her.

And I advice you single guys. Please before paying her bride price. Test her. Do something that will trigger her anger. Know weather her anger fit cook rice for 100 visitors for a party or a cup of rice.

It's important

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by blueAgent(m): 2:34pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
...I will lither his dreams with this particular snake you tiny creatures called humans are so scared of in ur dreams, surprisedly it's a nice pet in red draconian civilizations.
The fear from this nightmares will bring the vibrations of his soul to zero and a zero light emitting soul can't stand up to a woman ,if I tell him to wash my panties he will sharperly

You need strong deliverance.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by blueAgent(m): 2:37pm On May 23, 2023
None.
Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by schoolboymatt(m): 2:42pm On May 23, 2023
HIGH BODY COUNT LADY....never!

MATERIALISTIC LADY....potential olosho

TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP......don't know

POOR HYGIENE LADY.......please don't go there.

LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.😞.....no no no

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by SugarGirl44(f): 2:43pm On May 23, 2023
Every man is a womanizer, so that’s out of it.
Yes, all men given the opportunity would have more than one woman at a time.

To the topic, I can still cope with a savage man cos me sef na savage, a ma jọ ma savage ara wa ni.
Ko ju bẹ lọ.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by BluntCrazeMan: 2:43pm On May 23, 2023
brain54:
Materialistic…

As long as I am not the one funding it!
Then a funder from outside gets more of her attention (and Love)

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by occfx: 2:43pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.😌🀦
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.πŸ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.😞

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!😏

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad

Talkative of course... Just know what you tell her

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Iamkaro: 2:48pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.😌🀦
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.πŸ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.😞

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!😏

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad
As a guy, I choose non of the above

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by OpinionCounts(m): 2:49pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Lolss..πŸ˜„

Funny Enough, if you ask Married Pple, their Wives or Husbands has one of the mentioned traits. 🀨

No Perfect Wife or Husband in Nigeria o. sad

Not true at all. Infact very very far from the truth.
My wife has none of the listed, even though she is not all perfect in everything but atleast she has none of the listed.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by BluntCrazeMan: 2:49pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
... If I say my mind my pastor trolls will come for me,but I will say it ...

Their are 2 things involved here
1... If his beatings pains just my body and not my soul then I shall show him I was a milady( cap ) of the B/W angels aka ladies forever of unizik, coou and uniport beside a capon is a capon forever...that means his beatings didnt pain me.


2... If he beats me so unjustly maybe because he thinks I am ugly and his baddie is beautiful , or he beats me out of pure hate then that will touch my soul. I shall not show him the capon in me but the red serpent in me.
When he falls asleep I shall infuse in him great nightmares of real violence, I shall make him beat me in his Dreamland and I shall chase him around with knives, axes and dozens of wart snakes( you humans fear such snakes more than any creatures of the snake realms when it is harmless in reality, so I haunt dreams with wart snakes than G vipers wink ) ...if he is a Christian then he has no saviour...if he is atheists then he might change that nightmare maybe in a week.

Worst is that when he wakes up he shall fear and worship me and I shall pretend I'm innocent.


I no wan say make Thunder Faayaa you..

But your tale really got me laughing..

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by DSC7: 2:49pm On May 23, 2023
Omohhhhh all of them dey turn me off ooo....


I fit manage that materialistic spouse,,na mego come know how to tame her.....

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Sunshine34(m): 2:55pm On May 23, 2023
The is real vawulence ooo.
I will rather remain single

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by OvertheTop(m): 2:56pm On May 23, 2023
GodIsGreat001:
A materialistic Woman would also be a high body count woman so β€œNO” to both...

Talkertive is better as long na she go use her head carry her problem whenever she go talk pass Wetin dem tell her

police fit dey arrest you based on trouble Caused by your wife outside. you fit dey write undertaking week in week out for police station

when talkativeness causes compound Quarrels frequently, You will be sent packing from House to House every year paying Agency and Agreement----Financial Dilemma


talkativeness Bad o

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Tonnyray: 2:58pm On May 23, 2023
Continue to accept rubbish shegbo?
Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by jamesversion: 2:59pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
... If I say my mind my pastor trolls will come for me,but I will say it ...

Their are 2 things involved here
1... If his beatings pains just my body and not my soul then I shall show him I was a milady( cap ) of the B/W angels aka ladies forever of unizik, coou and uniport beside a capon is a capon forever...that means his beatings didnt pain me.


2... If he beats me so unjustly maybe because he thinks I am ugly and his baddie is beautiful , or he beats me out of pure hate then that will touch my soul. I shall not show him the capon in me but the red serpent in me.
When he falls asleep I shall infuse in him great nightmares of real violence, I shall make him beat me in his Dreamland and I shall chase him around with knives, axes and dozens of wart snakes( you humans fear such snakes more than any creatures of the snake realms when it is harmless in reality, so I haunt dreams with wart snakes than G vipers wink ) ...if he is a Christian then he has no saviour...if he is atheists then he might change that nightmare maybe in a week.

Worst is that when he wakes up he shall fear and worship me and I shall pretend I'm innocent.



Women dey oh. In all my exploits, God protect me from this type of woman in Jesus name. Amen!!!

Witch. grin grin

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by BackFromBalablu: 3:00pm On May 23, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar



Funny enough all the things you listed above all combined is me except the woman beater
I don't hit a woman
go reshape yoursef guy. At least reduce it. Commot gambling and too much drinking so e no go affect yr own family.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Essence20(m): 3:08pm On May 23, 2023
For me, poor hygiene is kinda manageable to compare to others on the list.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by GodIsGreat001: 3:11pm On May 23, 2023
Well allot of women are talkertive and gossipers in Lagos especially on the mainland, dem husband never die or go jail so it still manageable than the rest on that list.. A lazy woman is also a poor hygiene, both fit make u die of some avoidable disease
OvertheTop:


police fit dey arrest you based on trouble Caused by your wife outside. you fit dey write undertaking week in week out for police station

when talkativeness causes compound Quarrels frequently, You will be sent packing from House to House every year paying Agency and Agreement----Financial Dilemma


talkativeness Bad o

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by SisterFire(f): 3:13pm On May 23, 2023
blueAgent:


You need strong deliverance.
u need it not me. because I do deliverance and get paid by pastors who love signs and wonders ...that's why I am sister fire. I fire prayers 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by GENES11S: 3:14pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
...I will lither his dreams with this particular snake you tiny creatures called humans are so scared of in ur dreams, surprisedly it's a nice pet in red draconian civilizations.
The fear from this nightmares will bring the vibrations of his soul to zero and a zero light emitting soul can't stand up to a woman ,if I tell him to wash my panties he will sharperly

You never jam.

One slap go reset your brain. Hopefully your husband will not have the hands of a Nigerian bricklayer. If not you go just die (you and you snake)

Most people who beat woman do not do it because they want to. It is a form of mental disorder.

Say No marriage violence.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by SisterFire(f): 3:17pm On May 23, 2023
ItisWell22:


Show him some FIRE sis… πŸ˜πŸ™Œ

I’ll prefer a savage man.

My own go shock am… πŸ˜‚
That's d spirit .

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by bukatyne(f): 3:18pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.😌🀦
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.πŸ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.😞

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!😏

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad

As a lady, none.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Prettygirl200(f): 3:18pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.😌🀦
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.πŸ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.😞

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!😏

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad
No responsible lady will choose any of the nonsense mentioned there

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Emdebby2: 3:19pm On May 23, 2023
As a single lady, I can manage an alcoholic.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by SisterFire(f): 3:21pm On May 23, 2023
emekajacobogbon:


Una never jam.
Dey speak English



.
... If you think killing me in violent marriage bothers me then u don't know, I was so tortured when I was 10 and I put a stop to it forever by 13 ...see my friend I have outgrown fighting with knives and bottles that was then... What is bottle stab compared to killing ur soul every night. ?

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by teekay213(m): 3:22pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
...I will lither his dreams with this particular snake you tiny creatures called humans are so scared of in ur dreams, surprisedly it's a nice pet in red draconian civilizations.
The fear from this nightmares will bring the vibrations of his soul to zero and a zero light emitting soul can't stand up to a woman ,if I tell him to wash my panties he will sharperly
pls elaborate on zero light emitting soul..am a full time husband washing my wife clothes. How can I free myself?

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Tijani009: 3:22pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
... If I say my mind my pastor trolls will come for me,but I will say it ...

Their are 2 things involved here
1... If his beatings pains just my body and not my soul then I shall show him I was a milady( cap ) of the B/W angels aka ladies forever of unizik, coou and uniport beside a capon is a capon forever...that means his beatings didnt pain me.


2... If he beats me so unjustly maybe because he thinks I am ugly and his baddie is beautiful , or he beats me out of pure hate then that will touch my soul. I shall not show him the capon in me but the red serpent in me.
When he falls asleep I shall infuse in him great nightmares of real violence, I shall make him beat me in his Dreamland and I shall chase him around with knives, axes and dozens of wart snakes( you humans fear such snakes more than any creatures of the snake realms when it is harmless in reality, so I haunt dreams with wart snakes than G vipers wink ) ...if he is a Christian then he has no saviour...if he is atheists then he might change that nightmare maybe in a week.

Worst is that when he wakes up he shall fear and worship me and I shall pretend I'm innocent.




You wanvmake we fear

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Hotguy27: 3:28pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Lolss..πŸ˜„

Funny Enough, if you ask Married Pple, their Wives or Husbands has one of the mentioned traits. 🀨

No Perfect Wife or Husband in Nigeria o. sad

I swear, before God and man, my wife has no trait of any of those things mentioned about women.

God just sent that woman to me. I didn't know how I merited that favour from God.
I married her as a virgin. I couldn't deflower her with my P even after applying the "almighty" verseline. I had to use hand to tear the stuff oo.

We have lived for over 12 years now and still balling. She is extremely hard working and also the best cook. She never demanded money for selfish spending and luckily, she started earning more than me after 11 years of earning peanuts from her former job. Very reserve and doesn't have much friends. She is extremely neat in and out.

I have only one confession to make about what I have tried to make her improve on - up till date, she confessed, she still feels shy to initiate sex with me but she is always ready any time I want it. But we all know that men like women to also make first move also.

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