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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by MRNIGERDoxx(m): 5:26pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคฆ
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.๐Ÿ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.๐Ÿ˜ž

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!๐Ÿ˜

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad



I don follow you dey tey tey.

I married an MTN Customer Care Representative.



You already know the drill.



Excess Talk.

But She Dey Use The Talk Well for Our CAR-TEE-CAR Food Productions Now grin

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by We4all: 5:28pm On May 23, 2023
GodPrince:
ok I understand. I still want to be your friend, remove the dating I mentioned earlier. I don't really give a damn about your daughter chasing PhD. It's nothing! I'm just wondering why you should hurt an innocent man that decided to be committed to u alone, if u have super natural powers protect your man with it and not hurt him. It doesn't end well trust ome regardless of how powerful u think u may be. Want to be close to you, can I send you Pm so I can get your contact

Na wao! You see fire, still one put hand inside. Stay aware from people with negative energy biko.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by MRNIGERDoxx(m): 5:29pm On May 23, 2023
brain54:

In that caseโ€ฆ

I will manage madam talkative/gossip.

The talkative part I can deal withโ€ฆ because I can block you out when I am tired of listening.

The area gossip part when it backfires on her She can deal with it herself. I will not stick my neck out for her on such occasions.

The rest on your list are my turn offs and cannot even stand or put up with!

That's Some BRAIN, Pinky. wink


Thumbs Up.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by DemonSlayer: 5:57pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
...I will lither his dreams with this particular snake you tiny creatures called humans are so scared of in ur dreams, surprisedly it's a nice pet in red draconian civilizations.
The fear from this nightmares will bring the vibrations of his soul to zero and a zero light emitting soul can't stand up to a woman ,if I tell him to wash my panties he will sharperly

Send this to my dream and I'd eat pepper soup in my sleep. Rubbish and ingredients.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by DenreleDave(m): 5:59pm On May 23, 2023
Mikel99:
the mouth is the greatest weapon of man. An uncontrollable Chitty chatter can be your doom

I prefer dt abeg to the other options.

It can be easily tamed and control

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by agbolahan1991(m): 6:02pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคฆ
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.



*POOR HYGIENE LADY.๐Ÿ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.๐Ÿ˜ž

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!๐Ÿ˜

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad

Talkative

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by kushercain: 6:09pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
... If I say my mind my pastor trolls will come for me,but I will say it ...

Their are 2 things involved here
1... If his beatings pains just my body and not my soul then I shall show him I was a milady( cap ) of the B/W angels aka ladies forever of unizik, coou and uniport beside a capon is a capon forever...that means his beatings didnt pain me.


2... If he beats me so unjustly maybe because he thinks I am ugly and his baddie is beautiful , or he beats me out of pure hate then that will touch my soul. I shall not show him the capon in me but the red serpent in me.
When he falls asleep I shall infuse in him great nightmares of real violence, I shall make him beat me in his Dreamland and I shall chase him around with knives, axes and dozens of wart snakes( you humans fear such snakes more than any creatures of the snake realms when it is harmless in reality, so I haunt dreams with wart snakes than G vipers wink ) ...if he is a Christian then he has no saviour...if he is atheists then he might change that nightmare maybe in a week.

Worst is that when he wakes up he shall fear and worship me and I shall pretend I'm innocent.



Wettin you dey smoke??

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by sparko1(m): 6:17pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคฆ
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.๐Ÿ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.๐Ÿ˜ž

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!๐Ÿ˜

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad

I don't have any of the above and I expect nothing less, none of the above.

If the terrible cook were to be alone I can manage (Because I can cook and she will learn) but LAZY, HELL NO!

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Vinnie2000(m): 6:56pm On May 23, 2023
DatIgalaDude:


High Body Count!
If you know what you are doing as a guy, they are the most loyal of wives.

I know some persons will come for me.

You are very CORRECT, bro!๐Ÿ‘

If you know how to Fcvk like Machine, a High Body count partner won't cheat. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™‚
Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by NonBinary: 7:59pm On May 23, 2023
I wonder if some of you really don't give much thought to these things, or you're just cruel. It's so difficult to see people as human beings unless they're your loved ones/friends. Some of you here, your family may have been so broke at some point during your childhood that your mother had to sleep with the landlord to offset the rent. I'm sure you've heard of ladies sleeping with men to raise money to feed their siblings. Fathers stealing to buy food/drugs for their suffering families. Does this make these people's entire lives worthless?
I'm not supporting vices or immorality, I'm saying sometimes the worth of a person's life cannot be judged from select deeds. That lady you're ridiculing may have abandonment/daddy issues, and is so desperate to be loved that she's willing to do anything to please anybody pretending to love her. That lady you feel is subhuman because she has done abortion(s) may have been raped by different men. Uncles, neighbors, bosses. If your sister is raped by her boss at work, or oga (if she's a house girl or something) would you still be so quick to keep abreast of her body count? while she's weeping profusely, lying on the ground crying her eyes out wretchedly, you'd strike her from the list of ladies worthy of marriage? You don't know people's stories, what they're going through or have gone through, so don't always be so quick to denigrate them.
If you have a personal preference, that's within your right, but doesn't mean anybody who doesn't fit that description is worthless.
I say this all the time, there's nothing wrong with a lady from a humble background struggling to make ends meet hoping to find a man that would be able to assist her financially. That doesn't mean that men that are equally struggling are useless, it just means that's not what she's looking for, and that's fair. The real problem is when we start slapping labels on people who don't fit into our concept of worthiness. Ask yourself this, that person you find irritating for being a talkative, do you know if it is a manifestation of a psychological impediment? Or is the person just a cretin for running their mouth.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by tosyne2much(m): 8:01pm On May 23, 2023
I think the terrible cook is the safest option here.. At least one can easily work on that

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by korede181: 8:56pm On May 23, 2023
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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Mimicle101: 9:19pm On May 23, 2023
Hotguy27:


I swear, before God and man, my wife has no trait of any of those things mentioned about women.

God just sent that woman to me. I didn't know how I merited that favour from God.
I married her as a virgin. I couldn't deflower her with my P even after applying the "almighty" verseline. I had to use hand to tear the stuff oo.

We have lived for over 12 years now and still balling. She is extremely hard working and also the best cook. She never demanded money for selfish spending and luckily, she started earning more than me after 11 years of earning peanuts from her former job. Very reserve and doesn't have much friends. She is extremely neat in and out.

I have only one confession to make about what I have tried to make her improve on - up till date, she confessed, she still feels shy to initiate sex with me but she is always ready any time I want it. But we all know that men like women to also make first move also.

From a married man to you.

You are blessed and highly favored.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by ashawopikin(m): 9:21pm On May 23, 2023
The one wey get nyash grin grin

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:27pm On May 23, 2023
mastermaestro:


Many men of value are bound in wedlock with worse than what you labeled rubbish. Dey play. sad

He does NOT know. Just Boasting unnecessarily. undecided

Even some Pastors Wives have Poor Hygiene and are Bad cooks. smiley
Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:33pm On May 23, 2023
DREAMHOMES6970:


Funny enough some ladies have all the traits you mentioned

Lols.. cheesy

Very Correct, Boss.๐Ÿ‘

There is a Lady I know that Always
*Wakes up late (@least 8am)
*Doesn't Cook. ๐Ÿ˜’
*Watches Naija movies Online 24/7.
*Also does Hookup on Friday nights! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿคฆ
Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by DatIgalaDude: 9:44pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:


You are very CORRECT, bro!๐Ÿ‘

If you know how to Fcvk like Machine, a High Body count partner won't cheat. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™‚

A few wise men.
You are one of them!

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Domistar5(f): 9:48pm On May 23, 2023
Yes, I know no one is perfect but My hubby bad side won't be any of these๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:53pm On May 23, 2023
Domistar5:
Yes, I know no one is perfect but My hubby bad side won't be any of these๐Ÿ˜ฎ

If you Randomly handPick 100 Men in Nigeria to Date or Marry,
98 of them MUST have one of the Habits/traits I mentioned. sad

Let no one deceive you. ๐Ÿคจ
Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Domistar5(f): 10:04pm On May 23, 2023
Vinnie2000:


If you Randomly handPick 100 Men in Nigeria to Date or Marry,
98 of them MUST have one of the Habits/traits I mentioned. sad

Let no one deceive you. ๐Ÿคจ

It not about deceiving;
My brother, most of my male cousins, few male friends don't have any of these traits. So why will I marry someone with one?

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by SisterFire(f): 10:57pm On May 23, 2023
iInjureHerYansh:
You go forget being a les soon.
Like I said you never jam so continue Deh play cheesy
...have u been chased in ur dream by a lady u know. In that dream she has a viper fangs( u know she is familiar but can't just figure it out ) and will be chasing u about in the forest to reap ur intestines out then u escape in a car of a stranger and she was looking at u escaping then u wake the same lady is ur wife and she greets u..have u? If not never wish this dream on ur friend cos a man who dreams this don't touch a woman even when she slaps him.

When I cuddle a man I wish a dream connecting with his hibernating pineal gland( if his pineal gland isn't hibernating then I'm helpless ) and this nightmares happens.. u may reset my pussy after hitting a bottle on my head and I shall reset ur soul their after.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by toujurs: 11:11pm On May 23, 2023
SisterFire:
...I will lither his dreams with this particular snake you tiny creatures called humans are so scared of in ur dreams, surprisedly it's a nice pet in red draconian civilizations.
The fear from this nightmares will bring the vibrations of his soul to zero and a zero light emitting soul can't stand up to a woman ,if I tell him to wash my panties he will sharperly
grin mumu, imagination will injure you.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by iInjureHerYansh: 12:03am On May 24, 2023
SisterFire:
...have been chased in ur dream by a lady u know. In that dream she has a viper fangs( u know she is familiar but can't just figure it out ) and will be chasing u about in the forest to reap ur intestines out then u escape in a car of a stranger and she was looking at u escaping then u wake the same lady is ur wife and she greets u..have u? If not never wish this dream on ur friend cos a man who dreams this don't touch a woman even when she slaps him.

When I cuddle a man I wish a dream connecting with his hibernating pineal gland( if his pineal gland isn't hibernating then I'm helpless ) and this nightmares happens.. u may reset my pussy after hitting a bottle on my head and I shall reset ur soul their after.
No woman should be with a man that hits bottles or any weapon on a woman. That's just too extreme. No matter how sweet the gbola is I won't advice any woman to persist.. Just walk away.
Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by MrBachelor: 12:13am On May 24, 2023
SisterFire:
...I will lither his dreams with this particular snake you tiny creatures called humans are so scared of in ur dreams, surprisedly it's a nice pet in red draconian civilizations.
The fear from this nightmares will bring the vibrations of his soul to zero and a zero light emitting soul can't stand up to a woman ,if I tell him to wash my panties he will sharperly

Looks edible.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Enemyofpeace: 2:02am On May 24, 2023
AMI3:

Pre-wedding photos.
Put tam here make we c
we never wed o, na only affairs we just dey have, moreover why you wan make I put am make you see? You wan snatch my babe?

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by SisterFire(f): 6:01am On May 24, 2023
MrBachelor:


Looks edible.
but not in the inverse universe aka dreamland
Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by kristian98(m): 7:53am On May 24, 2023
SisterFire:
but not in the inverse universe aka dreamland

Honest question that iโ€™d like to ask you please:
What is your opinion about Christianity?
I understand that you hate Christian pastors. I am not asking about pastor now but Christianity as a faith

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by SisterFire(f): 8:08am On May 24, 2023
kristian98:


Honest question that iโ€™d like to ask you please:
What is your opinion about Christianity?
I understand that you hate Christian pastors. I am not asking about pastor now but Christianity as a faith
...do you really wanna know?

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Jungpablo: 9:26am On May 24, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Ladies:
*ALCOHOLIC MAN
*WOMANIZER
*WOMAN BEATER
*GAMBLER
*SAVAGE MAN AKA Vawulence Chief Comrade. cheesy cheesy

Guys:
*HIGH BODY COUNT LADY.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคฆ
*MATERIALISTIC LADY
*TALKATIVE/AREA GOSSIP.
*POOR HYGIENE LADY.๐Ÿ˜”
*LAZY, TERRIBLE COOK.๐Ÿ˜ž

As a Single, Which of these can Accept as a Spouse?
REMEMBER THAT PERFECT HUSBAND OR WIFE NO DEY MARKET o!๐Ÿ˜

MINE: I can Manage a TALKATIVE. Will Find means to Gag Her! sad
why you no add stoners

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Kingjbase: 9:26am On May 24, 2023
SisterFire:
...do you really wanna know?

Only one holy ghost fire. You are finished. Just talking like you possess strong powers. Go and try a real man of God and you have met your doom. Wicked soul

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by blueAgent(m): 9:32am On May 24, 2023
SisterFire:
u need it not me. because I do deliverance and get paid by pastors who love signs and wonders ...that's why I am sister fire. I fire prayers ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Story.

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Re: Nairaland Singles: Which Of These Can You Accept As A Spouse? by Nobody: 11:13am On May 24, 2023

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