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First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 6:32pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
The rapture will eventually occur, and the wonderful christians who accepted and believed in Jesus as their lord as personal savior will be saved and will get heavenly reward of eternal bliss. On the other hand, several billions of unbelievers who unfortunately never got saved will start their journey of eternal damnation and gnashing of teeth. People like sisterfire, hardmirror, Ahasco, Seun, all nairaland non Christians and several others. Let’s assume first day after judgment: Day 1 : people like Righteousness, jiggaz ,kobojunkie, anas09 and several other Christians made it to heaven. The joy in their hearts. Full of smiles, congratulating one another and tears of joy flowing through their cheeks. They can’t just control the excitement. Oh finally! The war is over and we made it. They will get to meet Jesus their beloved and even get to see the almighty God. It is the greatest achievement a soul can ever and would ever achieve. MIXED FEELINGS Then the next thing is each person begin to check around if their closest family member made it, their sweet mum or dad or grandparents, daughter, favorite uncle or aunt, sons, sisters or favorite brother. Imagine someone whose parents or sweet brother died years ago and have been waiting for this opportunity to meet in eternity. Unfortunately, they have their first heartbreak in heaven, not all their family members of friends made it. Somebody sweet mother is with leiylau burning in hell and screaming in excruciating pains. Someone sweet brother is with dazzlinggd and biting in hell, or it could be their sweet cousins, favorite uncles, nieces or nephews. They couldn’t believe it. How horrible, the tears of joy begin to turn to sadness. 2 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 6:39pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Let me read what you got right here. Waow that's lots of 🔥🔥 you throw here 🤸 I rather be in hell than sat my damn ass in heaven with christians not to talk of nairaland African christians dazzling you right on spot! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 6:40pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
THE IRONY While the feeling of seeing someone you loved so much burning in the bottom of hell, you see the arm robber that shot dead your brother in heaven with you. Wtf! He made it! How!!! You see the man who raped your sister smiling in heaven, the ritualistic who murdered your best friend is there in heaven while your best friend is in hell !!! What!!!!!!!! Even the politicians made it too…. While these thoughts were bouncing through your mind, and angel passes by and said to you; I can feel you are not too happy and seem a bit angry. But don’t worry, what happens on earth stays on earth. This is a new beginning, a new dispensation and a new journey. Old things have passed away and all things become new. Here in heeaven, there’s not sorrow but eternal joy. Everyone here is now your family. You have all been saved and forgiven as long as you accepted Jesus. So common cheer up. Then at that instant, there was a spark and you felt new again, you no longer have to worry about your loved ones that didn’t make it. You made it! And you are starting a new family of the saved! Congratulations! Welcome to eternity, and let’s meet Jesus and God for the first time, they have been dying to meet you all!!! 1 Like |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 6:42pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
They will definitely chew each other like omfg christians stereotypes like fac fac! Especially delusional bitch anast09 1 Like |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 6:48pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
ETERNITY BEGINS Now eternity begins, your PA (Personal Angel) shows you around heaven, shows you the city of gold, the heaven’s gate. Beautiful gardens. You couldn’t believe such beauty and colors. Then finally you get to see your mansion. A mansion of gold, some of you have more than one mansion. All made with pure gold. You entered into your mansion, all beauty and serenity. The joy is unquantifiable. You are on the purest of robes, white flowing everlasting robes. And preparing for the award night, where you will finally meet Jesus and God on his throne. Meet all the elders on high table including Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Elisha and Elijah, David, Solomon, Paul, Joseph. Although none of your ancestors made it there, they didn’t know God, they were filthy idol worshipers, so your race is not represented on the high table AWARD NIGHT Finally award night is here, you all get called one by one and awarded your crowns. Rewarded according to your works on earth. Some of you get 7 crowns, some get none. But who cares, heaven is the goal and you made it. At the award night, you got brief on the history of the universe, how everything started from the beginning of time. You got to see the very first day on earth, you got to meet Adam and Eve too, even Noah. Omg, you got to see Job too. And you finally met Jesus and God, you almost passed out of joy, that joy!!! Oh my oh my!!! That joy is inexplicable. They give you the heaven guide, and you get your eternal duty which is to worship God and sing Hallelujah , dancing and Praising God in your white robe You retire to your mansion and try to sleep, but there’s no sleep because of course that’s heaven? The soul doesn’t sleep. You don’t even have a kitchen, you get what you desire. I’m not sure if you will have a toilet, not sure if souls need to shittt. But who cares, heaven is the goal. 3 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 6:59pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Allowing poor rotten beggars from Nigeria to live at the deluxe mansion of bill gate is 100million times more likely than Allow African christians in heaven by god who is so mean to invent forever fire for mistakes . 2 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by superCleanworks(m): 7:16pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
this should be interesting 2 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 7:19pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd:1. Problem #1: Only born-agains can end up in Eternal Damnation— hell fire— meaning no unbeliever or one who does not first believe in Jesus Christ can end up in that place. Problem #2 : Heaven is not for Christians but rather those who are born-again and are approved righteous by God as a result of their works 2. In the Kingdom of God, your brothers, sisters, and mothers, are not those whom you are related to by blood but rather those who do the will of God. You are meant to abandon your blood relationships here on earth in order to become worthy of Jesus Christ. 3. Heaven and Hell are choices made by individuals, not on a whim, but on resolve. So, a person does not mistakenly end up in Hell nor does one end up in Heaven by chance. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:22pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
HEAVENLY TASKS BEGIN You wake up ready for the big day. Your first heavenly project. Unlike earth where you win souls, here you are here to worship only. The first day of worship is filled with so much energy and excitement, you still can contain that enormous joy. You took it all out, seeing God face to face, you gave your best dancing skills ever. Everyone of you dancing and swinging, screaming hallelujah Hallelujah!!! Omg see angel Michael blowing the saxophone, omg see that Benny hinn .omg!!!!! Angel Gabriel is on the dance floor giving a break dance.. hahahahha this is so much happiness.. What manner of joy is this, here you are standing in front of God with Jesus and angels, seeing Job and Paul face to face… OMG!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:26pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
superCleanworks: The fun is yet to start, just keep following 1 Like |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:28pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: So are you saying those that don’t believe in Jesus will make heaven, ? Pls explain I already explain number 2 |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 7:30pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd:Scripture makes clear that only those who are born-again are able to partake of either Heaven or Hell. So, clearly, if you are not born-again then you need not concern yourself with either of Heaven or of Hell. In Matthew 25 vs 31 - 46, Jesus Christ gives a clear picture of this where He describes both the goats and sheep as having Eternal life, a gift only obtainable by those who are born-again, and He set Himself as King and Judge over Heaven and over Hell, the Kingdom of which He rules over which only those who are bor-again can enter. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:45pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: Interesting So what happens to the others that are not partaking in heaven and hell? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 7:48pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd:Genesis 3 vs 19 -- From dust you were made and to dust you shall return . |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 7:52pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: Okay, so according to this theory, believing in Jesus is a big risk, because once you believe there’s a chance of ending up in eternal torment which is worse than returning to dust. Anybody in hell will choose to return to dust over burning in hell. Interesting theory. Though I’m hearing of this version for this first time and I’m sure a lot of Christians too will hold a contrary belief 1 Like |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 7:55pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd:First of all , it doesn't matter what contrary beliefs each Christian holds as what instead matters is what God has decreed in His Law. Second, yes, it would seem better to perish in the grave than to spend eternity in Hell but recall that I also indicated that Heaven and Hell are choices made and not of happenstance. No one mistakey ends up in Hell, or Heaven, rather both are attained by way of conscious decisions made by the person in question. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by superCleanworks(m): 8:07pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd: pretty interesting. CORRECTION. change WHITE ROPE to WHITE ROBE 1 Like |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 8:08pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd:1. I believe all of these are drawn from fantastical tales told by men and not from the truth of God. 2. Award night? Seven crowns? Where do you get these ideas from? The only semblance of an award night is as described in Matthew 25 vs 31 - 46. Heaven is not a place of frolicking but rather of promotion — more work— as what it means to worship God is to continue in obedience of HIs teachings and commandments, in this case, eternally. 2 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:22pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Day 3: EVERLASTING JOY AND WORSHIP CONTINUES Here you are again, up and joyful to continue the celebration, you are still recovering from the euphoria of meeting your favorite Bible characters, most especially Jesus and God. You meet this fellow, he is Samson, omg!!!!! You scream, Samson !!!! Samson!!! Oh wow!!! Is this really Samson. Oh sweet heaven !!! What a joyful place. Then over there is Mary the mother of Jesus, waving at you. You ran to her and meet both Mary and Joseph. Oh what a wonderful moment . You have forgotten all your tribulations on earth, the struggles and war agains demons and non believers. You suddenly start missing someone again. Probably your mother, she didn’t make it and is burning in the deepest part of hell. But somehow you can’t feel nothing but joy, after all, this is heaven !! |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:29pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
FIRST 100 DAYS OF IMMEASURABLE JOY. First 100 days has passed and it is all joy. Immeasurable joy and celebrations. Meeting the ancient children of Israel, your favorite Bible characters, all the Isaiah, king David, John the Baptist, Esther, Angels etc all singing and dancing every single day. You see Jesus and God daily whenever you want . Chat with them, sing together and dance full of joy. What a sweet heavenly experience, if only you have your family and friends from earth all here, how sweet would it be |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:41pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
FIRST 100 YEARS IN HEAVEN 100 years have gone, you have understood the system here, how things work. You no longer miss your loved ones in hell as before. You rarely think of them this days. You have a new family here now. You have met all your favorite Bible characters, you see Jesus daily and whenever you want. It’s 100 years and one day, just another day in heaven, you are up for the days task, to worship God and sing of his everlasting love. You look around your mansion, you stroll to the worship ground and begin the routine again. This time, you understand how things works, you see Jesus smiling at you from a distance, you waved at him. Hey savior, he waved back. You see Isaac doing that famous break dance, you smiled to yourself. You have learnt all the dance steps you could possibly learn over the years. There another set of angels are blowing trumpet. There, you see the biblical Ruth smiling and singing with all energy and euphoria like it was the first day (you wondered in your mind what kept her going all these years of daily praising and singing) you envy her energy, she never gets tired. God is still on the throne, nodding and smiling at you. Oh sweet God. See his lovey crown, how I wish I could sit beside him or how does it feel to even be seated on that throne (Suddenly you waved that evil thought away, you should never desire the throne, that was how Lucifer started ) 2 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 8:49pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:you are sure of heaven ;aren't you? And Hello Mr koboj you act as if you know heaven more than Abraham, isaac and Jacob combined. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 8:50pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:Yes they were made in the image/shadow of elohim, but they later became one of the elohim thanks to eve, the philosopher. Why will fellow gods sentenced one another to their own heaven or hell when they can also create theirs? Exactly like your verse said, he “made” them from the dust(body), did he make the breath from the dust also? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 8:52pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd:Have you ever sat down to think what “eternity” means? This 100 years, are you counting in 24 hours? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 8:53pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Maynmann: Please tell me 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 8:53pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 8:54pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
superCleanworks:Goddess Sisterfire praises him so much for his light. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 9:01pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:Mr koboj? but those who are born again came from dust and return to dust then goes to heaven or hell, don't they ? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Phillipson02: 9:11pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd: @ the bolded reminds me of my second wive anas09 , she is an epitome of hate and envy , she go make heaven sha |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Phillipson02: 9:11pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Leiylau:hi |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by OkCornel(m): 9:19pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd: But but the soul doesn’t sleep na… going by your previous post. Anyways, carry on. I’m enjoying your imagination and sense of humour 🙂 1 Like |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EnemyofGod2: 9:37pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
. Heaven and hellfire doesn't exist. God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist, there's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.no man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God,OP ,I challenge anyone here to proof me wrong. It beat my imagination that in 21th century there's some group of people who still believe heaven or HELLFIRE existed. Believing the existence of God is a symptoms of primitivity of mentality, primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis. 3 Likes |
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