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How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by TheDemola: 9:17pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
As seen on twitter. A man narrated how he mistakenly threw away a wall gecko seen in his American girlfriend's house and it cost him his job and the relationship. So let me tell you how I lost my job after 4 months back in 2018. I had just been employed in an NGO & my boss was a White lady called Ms. Charlotte from Florida. It wasn't long before she took a liking to me. She'd tell my colleagues he wants them to "have initiative like T." https://twitter.com/XivTroy/status/1673719745567154184?t=R2yBHyBrdcNQOoXnbSMsCw&s=19 49 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by TheDemola: 9:17pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Cassandraloius: 9:20pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
American girls with attitude na 5 and 6. 63 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by talented321: 9:22pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
According to Erriga 'any thing wey go make me fall no go funny'. Many white women always think, them dating you is a favour. 'Please you are responsible of whatever u read on social media' 99 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Karlifate: 9:25pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
When the time is up, just pressing toothpaste from the middle of the tube, will "shatter" your relationship. 315 Likes 25 Shares
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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by JeffreyD1(m): 9:25pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Penelope ke 🤣🤣 49 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Righteousness2(m): 9:28pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko. Many may not know this but it is over there you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa. Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply. Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer. 175 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Pandev(m): 9:28pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
the way he narrate the story just funny. Penelope 🤣🤣 130 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Pandev(m): 9:29pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Righteousness2:wọ́n tún ti dé 🙄 110 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by ManWater: 9:42pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Interesting. Many Nigerians no dey take eye see Gecko for house. 27 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Candidlady: 9:42pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Pastor righteousness allow us enjoy this story in peace danAllah Gecko principalities Cats principalities Dog principalities Rats principalities Pigeon principalities Are doves principalities too 108 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by azeeza(f): 9:46pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
I was smiling all through. Lol@Penelope 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Magnetic010: 9:48pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Cassandraloius:Very true I dated an American girl some 2/3 years back. Met my mom and all that we were already planning marriage but we broke up because I said I don’t agree with America threatening to sanction African countries that don’t approve same sex marriage. If you see the vex and annoyance that day, I just open mouth down like wtf why over reacting so much- who send me talk that one, all hell broke loose. Since that day I swear to they manage our Naija babes and their big belle like that😃😃😃 258 Likes 25 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by TimFisher2: 9:51pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
To date, Oyibo girls are not easy, especially the toxic ones that have been in multiple relationships To serve the devil in his chambers will be much easier and cool compared with these ladies. But one thing you can take to the bank is if they love you...they will move mountains for you. Penelope nwa mama indeed! 61 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by brain54(m): 9:58pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
This is ridiculously hilarious… Such a serious story told in a simple and playful manner. But it’s really much more than the humor… it’s deeper. Penelope why? I like it… the story that is! 86 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by SyrusdeHansome(m): 10:15pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
White pple are very weird. They abuse humans cos of colour difference but place a very high value on animals nd insects like ants are not left out. This is why we shud always ask questions when we go to a new environment. No go do pass urself 75 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by SonofGod231: 10:15pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Emmaxmusic(m): 10:26pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Penelope see wetin you do our Naija bros 33 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Kharol1234: 10:37pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
The wall gecko name be like envelope Funny story. 19 Likes |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by 1Sharon(f): 10:43pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
🤣 What a coon This story has to be fake because he types like he doesn't have a Nigerian/african accent. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by N3TRAL: 11:42pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Why do people kill harmless animals? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by AllKnowing: 11:55pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
How I have managed to keep my relationship thriving with my American girlfriend: 1. All animals are considered human. Even a housefly deserves to live. Don’t get me started on cats or dogs or the hideous looking Armadillo. 2. Treat flowers as you would an immortality elixir. Hold ‘em properly and with great care. 3. Ditch the Nigerian notion that everyone is out to get you. Practice kindness even to that bum at the street corner. It’s imperative. 4. You’ve worked for it, invest heavily in skincare, the gym. What are you being so miserly for? 81 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Sanguine(f): 7:06am On Jun 29, 2023 |
🤣🤣🤣 This has to be the most hilarious stuff I have read in a while 😂. Penelope kwa 😁. He said a bird had eaten one of it's legs. Penelope is now handicapped, sorry... Leggicapped. 😂 😂 75 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Reminderz: 7:15am On Jun 29, 2023 |
This is one of the reasons why we have many mentally unstable Americans... like some people will say trigger happy Americans... they can just wake up and start shooting themselves for no absolutely reason... most are just mentally deranged... why won't they be when they prefer pets to kids, monogamy/polygamy to homosexuality, consuming junks to healthy food, listening to news meant to brainwash them and the likes smh.. Penelope ko, antelope nii... rubbish 40 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by DaInferno(m): 7:24am On Jun 29, 2023 |
Righteousness2:your point exactly? That the gecko which was supposedly the lady's pet prior to meeting T was pre-sent to terminate the ops job?! 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by DaInferno(m): 7:25am On Jun 29, 2023 |
ManWater:on the contrary, I don't think he would. 17 Likes |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Psady(m): 7:36am On Jun 29, 2023 |
1Sharon:I think he's from Kenya. 26 Likes |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by frankyychiji(f): 7:44am On Jun 29, 2023 |
TheDemola:Move wetin to FP?? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by frankyychiji(f): 7:49am On Jun 29, 2023 |
DaInferno:A gecko as pet? You too reason am. Fake story it is. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by lolu2019: 8:03am On Jun 29, 2023 |
frankyychiji:it may look fake to u.i don't like people killing them too.they are harmless creatures that eats mosquitoes. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Shapeaso: 8:38am On Jun 29, 2023 |
Wall geckos are monitoring spirit. I hate it like mad. Penelope abi na antelope? 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by SporaD8: 8:47am On Jun 29, 2023 |
ManWater:You probably missed Op's last sentence!! 3 Likes |
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