If I see hundred Penelope today I will killed them all. What a nonsense

AllKnowing:
How I have managed to keep my relationship thriving with my American girlfriend:

1. All animals are considered human. Even a housefly deserves to live. Don’t get me started on cats or dogs or the hideous looking Armadillo.

2. Treat flowers as you would an immortality elixir. Hold ‘em properly and with great care.

3. Ditch the Nigerian notion that everyone is out to get you. Practice kindness even to that bum at the street corner. It’s imperative.

4. You’ve worked for it, invest heavily in skincare, the gym. What are you being so miserly for?

Throwing away your own values to adopt that of another in order to remain in their good books. You are one condescending chap I swear. I bet one white guy would damn these silly stuffs and she'll still be hung up on him. And here you are essentially walking on egg shells just to please a fellow being. I do not envy you.

Adewale1603:
I don't know why people kill harmless creatures here in Nigeria for no just cause reason. I don't kill things except only if it's a snake.

The whole episode took place in Kenya where the writer is from.

Nothing we no go see for oyibo side. One day they will bring snake and name it Abraham 😂

If na me, I go tell ham say if she turn to gecko, I go kill ham. My hate for that animal is extraordinary.

The responses on this thread tells you all you need to know on how much superstition and religion have stifled reasoning in Nigeria in particular and Africa in general. SMH.

Budaatum, these people need some mud from Plato.

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it over you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

Not funny.🙄

N3TRAL:
Why do people kill harmless animals?

Wall geckos are harmless animals?

TheDemola:
As seen on twitter.

A man narrated how he mistakenly threw away a wall gecko seen in his American girlfriend's house and it cost him his job and the relationship.



https://twitter.com/XivTroy/status/1673719745567154184?t=R2yBHyBrdcNQOoXnbSMsCw&s=19

Very anyhow people
So the meats she grill and the meats dey eat over there are not gotten from animals Abi?
So those animals are the only one deserved to die

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it over you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

Principalities kee you there, with education you still follow baseless superstitions, kill all the gevkos in your village so everyone would be healthy and rich na mumu. The only thing holding africa is foolishness and laziness.

In America you smash cat head that visit you at night, it's animal cruelty. You kill a neighbour's wandering omo onile, gecko that climb wall, they still call it animal cruelty.

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it is over there you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

Ride on bros. You can say that again

Otunba lamba

Small reptiles, like geckos and iguanas, are famous for being able to sprout new limbs if they lose a body part

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it is over there you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

Ehen! He don come

TheDemola:
As seen on twitter.

A man narrated how he mistakenly threw away a wall gecko seen in his American girlfriend's house and it cost him his job and the relationship.



https://twitter.com/XivTroy/status/1673719745567154184?t=R2yBHyBrdcNQOoXnbSMsCw&s=19

Shapeaso:
Wall geckos are monitoring spirit. I hate it like mad. Penelope abi na antelope?

Wall gecko and cockroach will give you negative dream, that guy should thank his God.

Adewale1603:
I don't know why people kill harmless creatures here in Nigeria for no just cause reason. I don't kill things except only if it's a snake.

Snakes are harmless too

Weak man. Crying and laughing cos a woman gave you the keys to her house. Like how do you even feel comfortable dating a woman who's richer than you? Def you can't be in control of the relationship, she'll be. That's why she dumped your ass the way she did. I don't like weak men or men who feel comfortable spending a woman's money

Cracked me up

LordReed:
The responses on this thread tells you all you need to know on how much superstition and religion have stifled reasoning in Nigeria in particular and Africa in general. SMH.

Budaatum, these people need some mud from Plato.

Oh, there's loads of sensible loving people here my Lord, but I'll post mud from Plato all the same for it might make the blind see.

ManWater:
Interesting.

Many Nigerians no dey take eye see Gecko for house.

I just off one this morning

TheDemola:
As seen on twitter.

A man narrated how he mistakenly threw away a wall gecko seen in his American girlfriend's house and it cost him his job and the relationship.



https://twitter.com/XivTroy/status/1673719745567154184?t=R2yBHyBrdcNQOoXnbSMsCw&s=19

I don laff tire, .

millionboi2:
no kill Even snake e fit be some one pet...crazy

I tell u

Curvinus:


Throwing away your own values to adopt that of another in order to remain in their good books. You are one condescending chap I swear. I bet one white guy would damn these silly stuffs and she'll still be hung up on him. And here you are essentially walking on egg shells just to please a fellow being. I do not envy you.

Have the good sense to recognize the core difference between values and self-limiting actions.

Animal cruelty is core values? The Nigerian lifestyle of thinking everyone is against you is core values? Your default lifestyle of being unkind to agberos or beggars is core values? Neglecting self-care simply because you’re hustling is core values?

Go eat breakfast, Sir!

Oh surely this is funny fiction!

Lol... Penelope

Melonsmasher:

Guy man threw out Penelope thinking sey na monitoring spirit from village people wey don come to destroy his American dreams, and it eventually did

Yes bro. na sure village people.

Hmmm ... just be careful of these people and animals.... see and treat animals as humans and you will he ok. One time I photo copied some stuff for an elderly White lady and her friends.... enlarged copies of photos taken at Bernie's Birthday Party. While making copies... the two were chatting about how lovely the party was. Bernie was a mouse ... it was a mouse party ... I never knew mice can be pets. The women were all decked out... some with their pet mouse perched on their shoulder. So for this story... I wouldn't say it's fake... thoe people are weird.

TheDemola:

As seen on twitter.

A man narrated how he mistakenly threw away a wall gecko seen in his American girlfriend's house and it cost him his job and the relationship.



https://twitter.com/XivTroy/status/1673719745567154184?t=R2yBHyBrdcNQOoXnbSMsCw&s=19

Such a great writer!!!

I couldn't stop laughing while reading. I so enjoyed every bit of it.

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it is over there you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

Baba don drop msg!

ThorOdinson:
she blocked me because i showed her a street video of how the slum looks like and one video in particular has a stray dog jumping from the gutters
she liked that particular video
and ask if i can adopt the dog
i said no
that some parts of Nigeria actually eat Dog meal

that was all o
she said we are cannibals

she blocked me.
person wey we dey plan serious Marriage o
😟😟😟
America girls sha

That's the way their brain are wired. I can't imagine a sensible human being placing higher value to animals than human. Imagine them walking with dogs everywhere and even entering the bus with dogs and they believe they are right.