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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by zed7: 9:06am On Jun 29, 2023

Good write up even if it's obviously fiction.

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by sirblend: 9:17am On Jun 29, 2023

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it over you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

You are very foolish.....

And you are an agent of darkness...

You are An antichrist...

Stop spreading evil with your doctrine...

Hell awaits you if you refuse to repent..

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Nobody: 9:19am On Jun 29, 2023

talented321:
According to Erriga 'any thing wey go make me fall no go funny'.
Many white women always think, them dating you is a favour.

'Please you are responsible of whatever u read on social media'

If you got money, you would not even have their time. Trust me.
You would see them as every other female. Just have money and prospects.

Aside the fact, they posses more potential than most nigerian Ladies, Passport etc. I see no real reason why most Nigerian boys would want to waste anything that looks like time with them. TBH IMO, its not neccessary grin

You know Nathanael Boucaud?

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by SmartyPants(m): 9:20am On Jun 29, 2023

Penelope didn't cost him his job. Fraternising with the boss did.

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Abagworo(m): 9:22am On Jun 29, 2023

Definitely not an Igbo man. We believe wall Geckos coexist as part of every home.

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by MS247: 9:22am On Jun 29, 2023

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it over you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

Honestly you are deep with spiritual wisdom, I used to doubt you but understanding wall gecko and spirituality showed you are very exposed spiritually

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by VawulentComrade: 9:23am On Jun 29, 2023*

I couldn't be surprised though, I had a neighbor back then who had a lizard he named Henry as a pet,

The way he handled his lizard pets you wouldn't help but like the process.

Unfortunately I am a person who keeps cat (Sheriff) as pets,

You can imagine the kind of neighbors we ended up becoming.

We don't visit each other to avoid emotional damage,

I couldn't pay Henry's insurance if my sheriff ends up eating him.

Funny stuff anytime I remember.

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by ShenTeh(m): 9:23am On Jun 29, 2023*

SyrusdeHansome:
White pple are very weird. They abuse humans cos of colour difference but place a very high value on animals nd insects like ants are not left out. This is why we shud always ask questions when we go to a new environment. No go do pass urself

Because those animals can't talk back. They can feed them and hence easily manipulate them.

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Shattuck(m): 9:26am On Jun 29, 2023

😂😂😂😂😂 lwkmd this shit, really funny I swear.

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by ThorOdinson: 9:27am On Jun 29, 2023

she blocked me because i showed her a street video of how the slum looks like and one video in particular has a stray dog jumping from the gutters
she liked that particular video
and ask if i can adopt the dog
i said no
that some parts of Nigeria actually eat Dog meal

that was all o
she said we are cannibals

she blocked me.
person wey we dey plan serious Marriage o
😟😟😟
America girls sha

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by mymadam(m): 9:27am On Jun 29, 2023

Pandev:
wọ́n tún ti dé 🙄

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by millionboi2: 9:28am On Jun 29, 2023

SyrusdeHansome:
White pple are very weird. They abuse humans cos of colour difference but place a very high value on animals nd insects like ants are not left out. This is why we shud always ask questions when we go to a new environment. No go do pass urself

no kill Even snake e fit be some one pet...crazy

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by BarrElChapo(m): 9:30am On Jun 29, 2023

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it over you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

Wtf is this ? Can’t you read to understand ? You’re fvcked in the head ooo 🤔

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by odenkirk: 9:31am On Jun 29, 2023

chaiii may god punish this useless penelope that killed the op's american dream chaii

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Adewale1603(m): 9:31am On Jun 29, 2023

I don't know why people kill harmless creatures here in Nigeria for no just cause reason. I don't kill things except only if it's a snake.

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by bluefilm: 9:33am On Jun 29, 2023

What is the meaning of this nonsense? angry

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by SHiNJA4RMDWEST: 9:34am On Jun 29, 2023

sirblend:
You are very foolish.....

And you are an agent of darkness...

You are An antichrist...

Stop spreading evil with your doctrine...

Hell awaits you if you refuse to repent..

U know nothing kid..

Just shut up

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by 24SEVEN: 9:35am On Jun 29, 2023

Karlifate:
When the time is up, just pressing toothpaste from the middle of the tube, will "shatter" your relationship.

Even frying eggs is enough to shatter the relationship.

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Machinegun91(m): 9:38am On Jun 29, 2023

You are not telling us The truth bro.

Is the size of your gbola up to 3 inches?

If no......

Then she was using enolope as excuse to discharge a micro gbola

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by fortunechy(m): 9:41am On Jun 29, 2023

There's more to it....

Meanwhile, those American ladies are Behaving abnormal at times...

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Okhuadams(m): 9:43am On Jun 29, 2023

TheDemola:
As seen on twitter.

A man narrated how he mistakenly threw away a wall gecko seen in his American girlfriend's house and it cost him his job and the relationship.

https://twitter.com/XivTroy/status/1673719745567154184?t=R2yBHyBrdcNQOoXnbSMsCw&s=19[/quote]If this story is True then it's ur village pple

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by uptownemmygee(m): 9:45am On Jun 29, 2023

American and craze nah 5&6
That's why I prefer my asian

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by eodavids(m): 9:49am On Jun 29, 2023

Such a great narration.

Hey bro, you will do well telling stories and making comedies. Don't do sugar baby-boy pls.

But if the story were true, I would have done the same to a creepy gecko anyday anytime

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Oludara202: 9:50am On Jun 29, 2023

That name reminds me of the Greek mythology, Helen of troy and all that .

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by wiseone28: 9:52am On Jun 29, 2023

Adewale1603:
I don't know why people kill harmless creatures here in Nigeria for no just cause reason. I don't kill things except only if it's a snake.

Snake life matters

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Hanndye: 9:52am On Jun 29, 2023

African gecko or American gecko? Therein he may have a case grin

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by HayB100(m): 9:53am On Jun 29, 2023

DaInferno:
your point exactly? That the gecko which was supposedly the lady's pet prior to meeting T was pre-sent to terminate the ops job?!

Leave the mumu preacher, awon were gbogbo

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Mryacks: 9:54am On Jun 29, 2023

1Sharon:
🤣

What a coon

This story has to be fake because he types like he doesn't have a Nigerian/african accent.

Lmao....culd also be true ooh, I know a real life lady (here in Naija) that has about 10 or more cats as her pets all running around in her house. If you want to date her, you have to accept her cat ways. Very cute and all, but very much single. I think the cats are getting between her and her relationships.... grin

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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by HayB100(m): 9:54am On Jun 29, 2023

Righteousness2:
May sound funny but that gecko Was probably more than just an ordinary gecko.

Many may not know this but it over you have more principalities and powers in operation than in Africa.

Gecko are used as messengers in the spiritual realm. They get informations and supply.

Flee fornication, whether in Africa, Europe, America or wherever. It is a destroyer.

She were nie ni? Must you always relate everything to the bible? You are from a family of mad people, and nah people like you dey do dirty things pass behind closed doors

Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Melonsmasher: 9:58am On Jun 29, 2023

Shapeaso:
Wall geckos are monitoring spirit. I hate it like mad. Penelope abi na antelope?

Guy man threw out Penelope thinking sey na monitoring spirit from village people wey don come to destroy his American dreams, and it eventually did grin

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