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Crazy things children do!
My son (a year old) fart and was shocked, looking for where the sound came out from..
The day he saw his p*n*s when he was undressed, he tried to dust it off and when it didn't go, he tried to run away from it.

Share your own experience😂😂😂😂🙄

I swear' some kids can be funny

vikinatius:
Crazy things children do!
My son (a year old) fart and was shocked, looking for where the sound came out from..
The day he saw his p*n*s when he was undressed, he tried to dust it off and when it didn't go, he tried to run away from it.

Share your own experience

aswear, children can really act silly at times 😂😂😂😂😂

My son....he hate mosquitoes he talks to them as if they're human ,you would hear him scream loudly......please quit n let me be,oh God pls nau.

when i watch the below parenting video, i am glad for the fantastic kids i have:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYUIEL1lWeU

My young nephew ( undergraduate now)

When he was a kid, one independence day, someone came to our house with those little Nigerian flags and presented one to him

My guy nearly fainted, infact if it was possible he would have entered the ground lol, he wouldn't stop screaming and trying to run away

I ain’t bringing no kids to this world right now pampers is so damn cost right now

I so much love kids... Waiting/wishing to have mine someday....
Lemme still be sampling guys/men fess🙈🙈

Puss360:
I so much love kids... Waiting/wishing to have mine someday....
Lemme still be sampling guys/men fess🙈🙈

Woow,

Kids are blessing

Puss360:
I so much love kids... Waiting/wishing to have mine someday....
Lemme still be sampling guys/men fess

Obsessed with Keke,
…… daddy see keke, daddy buy me keke, daddy I want to enter keke….


One day I hired a keke driver to driver us around, after the ride kid refused to get down 😂 she started crying ooo like nonstop crying..

Stop distracting us with such foolish news...
Fuel is 620 per liter



You tinubu online machines cannot distract us...

My almost 2 year old son if he's wants to pee and you dare touch his peni.s , that's the end of the pee. I wonder why he doesn't like person touching it .
If he's on the bed or trying to sleep , he would be raising his Bom Bom p n down as if his smashing

I'm not a Parent yet, but I can remember one crazy act I did one Night.

During the 2go era, my dad seized my phone one night, And I wanted to chat that night, so at night I decided to sneak into their room to collect my phone and return it when I was done.

Immediately I entered the room, everywhere was Dark, little did I know my dad was sleeping on the bed, while my mum was laying down on the floor, as I was tiptoeing, I stepped on my mum's head, immediately she screamed, in my mind, I was like my own don finish today, how will I explain what I was doing in their room by 11pm.

Immediately I started shouting thief thief thief

Dad woke up and asked where, I told him I saw someone flying the fence through my room window, after they checked and didn't see anyone, they asked me to go to my room and sleep.

I told them I'm scared that I can't sleep in my room alone ...I slept in their room that day.


The next day my siblings were asking why I slept in my parent's room, I told them it's because I'm the owner of the house, I can sleep anywhere I like.

My daughter is the most valuable asset I have right now 🥰, I value her more than anything else may God bless and give her long life for me.
I really love kids may God bless and keep our kids safe 🙏.
And to those of you that like to rape kids I swear to God all of you will die prematurely and it will never be well with you guys. Anytime I come in contact with any of you guys I promise I will kill you with my hands, very miserable set of people.
May God bless all the kids in the world and keep them safe I love you all 🥰😘.

Children are indeed blessing to us. Their actions sometimes will make you wonder if you really did such things during your own time.

Nothing here to say

I have a 3months old Lhasa Apso male puppy am willing to give him to any family willing to adopt.

He very intelligent and good around children

Hmmmmmm, can't count ooo
Can't hug my wife in peace, he must separate us by spanking or punching us, then he hugs both of us.
Myself or wifey dare not raised our voice against the other, he will spank who did, then tell the other, "sorry, you hear?" You must ans him thank you
The funniest of recent, he doesn't like using potty, if he poops once, he wants you to discard, clean and he drops another again, so yesterday, he refused to use the potty, claiming that he is not willing to poo again, he got dressed, 5mins later, he still wants to poo, he went inside the bathroom(he uses toilet to pee) and poo on the floor, 3different spots, his grandma(my mum) came around and tried helping him remove the poop, he jumped up from his new spot and shouted at her not to, why? He said it's his mum that should do it, we all thought it was a joke, Oya let me pack it, he insisted that his mum must do it, I changed face looked at him, he gentle, then said he won't play with me again (this decision lasted for less than 60secs)
He told me don't be stubborn (wonder where he heard such) because I wasn't quick enough to bathe him this morning.
He is just 2+.
We love him like kilode, so helpful a kid

In whatever you do, please don't bring innocent kids to this world when you're not financially buoyant enough. "Kids bring blessings" is a false belief..

I pray I raise my kids the way my father raised me...

Just reading comments

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vikinatius:
Woow,

hhhh you see olosho for daylight abi

MrBrownJay1:
when i watch the below parenting video, i am glad for the fantastic kids i have:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYUIEL1lWeU

bros that boy head don rotten...even d papa tire

.

Lolzzz 😂. Kids can be very funny. I love dem so much and I don't get tired of playing with them.
Anyone that don't like children is an alien to me. I run from such people.

I caught my kid eating the rat gum in the house I was like don't worry when u grow up I will gist u everything 😀

Reminds me of the Bill Cosby Show "Kids Say the Damndest things"........The craziest i ever encountered was when my nephew asked grandpa why he has no hairs on his head not knowing grandpa barbs skull due to grey hairs.....very hilarious because it was during thanksgiving day gathering....lolz


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