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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by TOPCRUISE(m): 12:04pm On Aug 07, 2023
Report yourself to the police for murder. You killed her with sex

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by frankyychiji(f): 12:17pm On Aug 07, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
sad There's no need of somebody that's not ur wife/her parents approved una dating. Knack and FREE her to go home.A GF back in those years 😴 πŸ’€ πŸ›Œ over in my house,After eaten / 🍸 malt and the usual game sad lipsrsealed,.At past 1AM,the girl com dey misbehave angry, 😴 disappeared sharp sharp from my eyes.,.Nah so I turned to emergency doc dey check her till 5.00AM.As soon as 6AM knocked, oya,I don carry her go her papa 🏠 sad make I nor price market..She's presently the mother of my children.
Married?

You are always on every thread here, what time do you have to provide for your family? Abi nah woman dey feed you?


Ehm.. I'm asking for a friend.

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by ipobarecriminals: 12:53pm On Aug 07, 2023
frankyychiji:
Married?

You are always on every thread here, what time do you have to provide for your family? Abi nah woman dey feed you?


Ehm.. I'm asking for a friend.
same way ur mother's feeding ur father and ur lo*life sef.grin i can feed u and ur family Join.I dnt do shishi I nor dey give. Should I publish the 3 NLs I gave token 3 days back cheesy? U are too small
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Silentgroper(m): 12:55pm On Aug 07, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
sad Prepare to πŸ•Ί πŸ’ƒ πŸ•Ί πŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒ πŸ•Ί with men in sky blue/black πŸ‘• plus black πŸ‘– and prepare to wear ready-made green/blue short knickers with special number sad sad sad embarassed.May we nor see EVIL



that one na if dem Sabi ...
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by grandstar(m): 12:56pm On Aug 07, 2023
itsValo
Call your lawyer first. This is Nigeria. The police consider you extremely guilty first until you drop kola even though they knew from day one you were innocent.
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by user32(m): 1:38pm On Aug 07, 2023
DyingFetus:
Drag her corpse to the bath tub , dissolve it with ammonia and sulphuric acid then flush out

Use her phone to fake her going on a trip to some Faraway place on all her social media


Take a bottle of vodka and sip it then laugh
some psycho shut there
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by kcowen(m): 1:53pm On Aug 07, 2023
If it's somebody i know well and like,i will look for a place,dig a grave and bury her but if it's a one night stand or somebody i dont really know well na to use her organs cash out
May we not see bad thing sha
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by gaby(m): 2:34pm On Aug 07, 2023
This is one fear I constantly nurse that tends to keep me in check from philandering.

What if??

Wetin I go tell people?

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by ayo2008: 3:11pm On Aug 07, 2023
Reward of commiting fornication.
The wages of sin death.
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by juman(m): 3:23pm On Aug 07, 2023
The best thing to do is to report it to the police.
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by labake1(f): 4:45pm On Aug 07, 2023
DyingFetus:



The one you're eyeing me hope I'm safe ??


Seems you are guilty of something
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by DyingFetus: 4:51pm On Aug 07, 2023
labake1:



Seems you are guilty of something

Guilty my ass


You wan straf me ??🌝
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by frankyychiji(f): 5:00pm On Aug 07, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
same way ur mother's feeding ur father and ur lo*life sef.grin i can feed u and ur family Join.I dnt do shishi I nor dey give. Should I publish the 3 NLs I gave token 3 days back cheesy? U are too small
Publish them!!!

If you don't publish them, then you are lying.

It's not hard even for the blind to see that you are a waste-away.
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Greenfaces: 5:10pm On Aug 07, 2023
DyingFetus:
Drag her corpse to the bath tub , dissolve it with ammonia and sulphuric acid then flush out

Use her phone to fake her going on a trip to some Faraway place on all her social media


Take a bottle of vodka and sip it then laugh
dumb much. Who goes to a hotel with chemicals for dissolving human. And just in case your argument is that the location is your house, that's even more dumbΒ². There is something called geoplacing.

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Greenfaces: 5:11pm On Aug 07, 2023
DyingFetus:


I'm a programmer so I have experience in certain tech stuffs


Unlocking a phone is not a big deal to me

I just unlock it with hashcat



Some super markets has ammonia

Look for it in cleaning equipments section

You sound so dumb you can't be a programmer.

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Greenfaces: 5:12pm On Aug 07, 2023
Gentlelox:
Omo make person nor experience that kin tin for life... Amen
Just leave him. He thinks he's smart. Ordinary local police will smoke him out talk less of dss.

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by ipobarecriminals: 5:17pm On Aug 07, 2023
[quote author=frankyychiji post=124949241]Publish them!!!

If you don't publish them, then you are lying.

It's not hard even for the blind to see that you are a waste-aw/quote]Ogun plus Amadioha will strike u there.i should publish them so that ur miserable sef will insult them? Not everybody are like ur pitiable sef
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by DyingFetus: 5:18pm On Aug 07, 2023
Greenfaces:

You sound so dumb you can't be a programmer.

If you've seen what i created , you'd worship me
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by DyingFetus: 5:18pm On Aug 07, 2023
Greenfaces:
dumb much. Who goes to a hotel with chemicals for dissolving human. And just in case your argument is that the location is your house, that's even more dumbΒ². There is something called geoplacing.

TF why would I use my house or hotel?

I'll use the girl's home
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by labake1(f): 5:47pm On Aug 07, 2023
DyingFetus:


Guilty my ass


You wan straf me ??🌝


No be use ammonia and sulphuric acid deposed that babe may you carry?
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Greenfaces: 6:42pm On Aug 07, 2023
DyingFetus:


TF why would I use my house or hotel?

I'll use the girl's home

I think I'm talking with a very young person. Likely in your 20s.
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Greenfaces: 6:43pm On Aug 07, 2023
DyingFetus:


If you've seen what i created , you'd worship me
empty talk. You know nothing about programming. You must have stumbled on some html and css lines and think thats programming. At most, few other javascript lines. You're obviously very naive.

I just checked your posts and it says alot

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by darkmarky(m): 7:03pm On Aug 07, 2023
Honestly people die after sex.. Just do the one wey your strength reach, thats all.
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by LIVINGICONREBOR: 7:05pm On Aug 07, 2023
Omoh, for this kind time wey ritual shits full everywhere? Who go wan believe you? Even post mortem result no be sure rescue. Make our eyes no see bad thing.πŸ₯΄

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Georgejeez: 7:39pm On Aug 07, 2023
God forbid bad thing o

Hmmn , na to first call your Lawyer , then he follow you to Police station to write your statement , with the right spendings and prayers , you will be out after an Autopsy report exonerating you
Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by kals4luv990(m): 8:29pm On Aug 07, 2023
no be so my man carry my cousin go hotel go knack 5rounds and the girl no chop before she go the knacking. Boss say as the girl wan go bath,she come dey behave via chicken wey wan die way.Im sharply wear d girl her cloth carry code commot her from hotel charter keke napep carry the girl come house.i no even gree make dem enta house although na my cousin.We just buy the girl malt for backyard,as her eyes open small we carry her straight go drop for her papa house to avoid stories..no b me send her make she go collect knack on empty belle

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by kelspinall(m): 8:29pm On Aug 07, 2023
Great God anything wey go land me for this kind stuff abeg commot am

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by ReluctantAdult(m): 8:47pm On Aug 07, 2023
Something similar almost happened to me but God no gree.
Unplanned emergency room visitation, roamed around the hospital corridors while she was in the operating room, and ended up not sleeping the entire night.

God pass dem finally even though I blew over 200grand on bills that night alone. I still cannot imagine what could have happened if she had died. Me wey my fvck up don plenty like this. God abeg o.

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Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Treasure17(m): 9:46pm On Aug 07, 2023
99% of you going to prison is guaranteed.

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