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Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Meritjoshua(m): 10:51pm On Oct 11, 2023
Kingjbase:

Na mami water you dey kiss ooo
swears. She even seized my dick. It's a long story
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 11:20pm On Oct 11, 2023
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Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 11:42pm On Oct 11, 2023
grin

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Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Swiftgrp: 12:06am On Oct 12, 2023
KnowledgePower7:
Omo there was this babe that I kissed at my friends birthday party based on truth or dare. She was so impressed with my kissing skills kiss that she told her bestie that I'm a very good kisser. That her bestie sef sexy pass her grin

After a couple mins go by as I don move on dey with my niggas dey gist then this same chick just come tap me say she wan see me. We come go balcony then she no waste time we begin small talk then kiss again.

This time it was more hotter and sloppy with tongues tongue. Omo she got so honry grin grin

Then her bestie come open the balcony door and me and the girl codedly act like say nothing happened. Her bestie look me come smile ike say she catch us..she know wetin be dey sup.

The girl now excuses herself and goes back to the party. Next thing I know, that her bestie comes back to the balcony, close the door and tells me that she heard I'm a great kisser...
I laugh...she no waste time she go straight to the point
Omo naso I kiss her bestie shocked shocked
Lord have mercy!!! Her bestie Sabi kiss I swear my prick wan burst out my jeans...
This girl tongue was long, clean, sloppy juicy and thickπŸ˜‹

Brooo, the other girl then came back open balcony door and saw her bestie kissing with me. I codedly act like say nothing happened.
Although I can see her face looking angry
She then called her bestie that their taxi is waiting outside

Shame no even gree me collect their numbers cry
Omo as the 2 girls comot, next thing I saw from the balcony both of them arguing and yelling at each other downstairs because of me.. grin grin

I have more kiss experience and trust me if you kiss a girl good. Her pussy will be all wet and ready for some warm penetration.


Edit:

I understand why people will find it hard to believe my story. They say it's fiction it's not real, it's a movie..
Just because your life is boring as hell
And you haven't had luck with women
Doesn't mean my own life should be boring.

I no blame una...infact I pity una grin


Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Nobody: 2:07am On Oct 12, 2023
DonroxyII:
grin ... This tory dey totori me .. Oloshi Ashawo cheesy

I love the dude writing style though.
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by 4KNGOATS(m): 3:34am On Oct 12, 2023
Meritjoshua:
Mine was with a girl with big lips. She was my classmate. It happned in 2016 inside the school hall.

I didn't know the girl was a novice she didn't know how to kiss. She ended up biting my lips
This bitches have stinky breaths imagine kissing a bitch and they next thing you know you Begin to develop mouth ulcers
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 4:22am On Oct 12, 2023
4KNGOATS:

This bitches have stinky breaths imagine kissing a bitch and they next thing you know you Begin to develop mouth ulcers

The question is why are you fantasizing about kissing dogs when you are a human being?
You function within the level you associate with. If you rate woman as bitches, you must definitely be a dog. Sorrows about the mouth ulcers.must suck to be you.
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Encyclopedia1: 6:08am On Oct 12, 2023
AH!!!! She was practically accumulating all her saliva and gushing it down my throat. It was disgusting. That was the last time she saw me.
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by MySolace: 6:12am On Oct 12, 2023
KnowledgePower7:
Omo there was this babe that I kissed at my friends birthday party based on truth or dare. She was so impressed with my kissing skills kiss that she told her bestie that I'm a very good kisser. That her bestie sef sexy pass her grin

After a couple mins go by as I don move on dey with my niggas dey gist then this same chick just come tap me say she wan see me. We come go balcony then she no waste time we begin small talk then kiss again.

This time it was more hotter and sloppy with tongues tongue. Omo she got so honry grin grin

Then her bestie come open the balcony door and me and the girl codedly act like say nothing happened. Her bestie look me come smile ike say she catch us..she know wetin be dey sup.

The girl now excuses herself and goes back to the party. Next thing I know, that her bestie comes back to the balcony, close the door and tells me that she heard I'm a great kisser...
I laugh...she no waste time she go straight to the point
Omo naso I kiss her bestie shocked shocked
Lord have mercy!!! Her bestie Sabi kiss I swear my prick wan burst out my jeans...
This girl tongue was long, clean, sloppy juicy and thickπŸ˜‹

Brooo, the other girl then came back open balcony door and saw her bestie kissing with me. I codedly act like say nothing happened.
Although I can see her face looking angry
She then called her bestie that their taxi is waiting outside

Shame no even gree me collect their numbers cry
Omo as the 2 girls comot, next thing I saw from the balcony both of them arguing and yelling at each other downstairs because of me.. grin grin

I have more kiss experience and trust me if you kiss a girl good. Her pussy will be all wet and ready for some warm penetration.


Edit:

I understand why people will find it hard to believe my story. They say it's fiction it's not real, it's a movie..
Just because your life is boring as hell
And you haven't had luck with women
Doesn't mean my own life should be boring.

I no blame una...infact I pity una grin


Lol... @ur last paragraph.
U really see kissing a gal as a leverage??
Like, sth to brag wit or oppress ur village people? cheesy
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Marynwachukwu21(f): 7:06am On Oct 12, 2023
I can't laugh less
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Couragejay: 7:33am On Oct 12, 2023
NACE13:
This one happened last year. I brushed after having breakfast, so my neighbour's little sister came around and we gisted for few minutes before I teased her. We locked lips passionately but something was off; She was trying to do it like those foreign moves where both actors rush each other in a hot moment. She was doing the wrong thing at the right time. I was stylishly using my lips to slow her's down. Then I slightly opened my eyes only to see hers wide open and I was like "Do people kiss passionately with their eyes wide open?" It was not working for me so I went second base on her before we were interrupted by a phone call.

After the call, she asked me what I ate before she came, and I asked her why the question and she said my mouth tasted like grape. I don't know if that's a compliment or polite insult After that incident, I changed to Colgate toothpaste.

In the end, we both didn't enjoy each other's lips as imagined.
omo this one funny me die πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Smithwilliams826: 8:08am On Oct 12, 2023
grin
Meritjoshua:
grin tender your evidence
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Meritjoshua(m): 8:20am On Oct 12, 2023
Lucystarr:

Don't like k*ssing
No experience cool
so you just allow a man hit the G spot without kissing and romancing you?
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Jesterinjay: 8:32am On Oct 12, 2023
Gofwane:
Don't know if I'm the only one that hates kissing. I find it hard to kiss. My mind will just be telling me "do you know how many d!cks and cum don enter this mouth" ? shocked
abeg no put this thing for my mind
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by 4KNGOATS(m): 8:41am On Oct 12, 2023
bitingcool:


The question is why are you fantasizing about kissing dogs when you are a human being?
You function within the level you associate with. If you rate woman as bitches, you must definitely be a dog. Sorrows about the mouth ulcers.must suck to be you.
I site you Fkn dog mama
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by NACE13: 8:44am On Oct 12, 2023
Couragejay:
omo this one funny me die πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I guess She was trying to re-act how oyinbos do it in their movies but she no sabi am at all. Na so out teeth just dey clash like bottle.

When she said my mouth tasted like grape, she wasn't smiling, so I'm guessing she meant sour grape. lipsrsealed

I'm even thinking about switching to a toothpaste that has lemon flavour. I no wan hear story when next she visits
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by DonroxyII: 12:17pm On Oct 12, 2023
Skyview01:


I love the dude writing style though.
grin .. Why u no go like am cheesy
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by narite: 1:17pm On Oct 12, 2023
Gofwane:
Don't know if I'm the only one that hates kissing. I find it hard to kiss. My mind will just be telling me "do you know how many d!cks and cum don enter this mouth" ? shocked
You are not alone bro.
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by DyingFetus: 1:25pm On Oct 12, 2023
What of guys like me way never kiss??πŸ˜”
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 1:47pm On Oct 12, 2023
4KNGOATS:

I site you Fkn dog mama

ehh yahhh. an uncouth degenerate sub human with mental and mouth ulcers. my condolences
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Weretuntun: 1:47pm On Oct 12, 2023
[quote author=Rikze post=126339282] shocked

There was this girl in the neighborhood whom I didn't know was crushing on me. This very day she came to the compound and met my cousin (male) and I playing Ludo, she asked to join us to which we agreed.


As the game went on, she asked me to go get her water to drink. Which I did. As I walked into the room to get the water, she came into the passage to wait for me.


When I got there and gave her the water and immediately she finished drinking it and handing me the cup, I turned to leave, she grabbed me and gave me a deep kiss.
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Gofwane(m): 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2023
Jesterinjay:
abeg no put this thing for my mind
No mind me brotherly you shouldn't rule out the possibility of a few decent ones. But wetin my Koro Koro eyes don see ehn, too many shii girls dey do with their mouth. Some even go to Dubai to do potty (Arab men poo in their mouth for a fee).
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Jesterinjay: 5:06pm On Oct 12, 2023
Gofwane:
No mind me brotherly you shouldn't rule out the possibility of a few decent ones. But wetin my Koro Koro eyes don see ehn, too many shii girls dey do with their mouth. Some even go to Dubai to do potty (Arab men poo in their mouth for a fee).
u still dey put am 😫😫
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by 4KNGOATS(m): 5:22pm On Oct 12, 2023
bitingcool:


ehh yahhh. an uncouth degenerate sub human with mental and mouth ulcers. my condolences
Useless fkn goat fka
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by 4KNGOATS(m): 8:11pm On Oct 12, 2023
bitingcool:


ehh yahhh. an uncouth degenerate sub human with mental and mouth ulcers. my condolences
You're one hellhole Beasty bastardzzz now I don't doubt you have a stinky death breathe with your rotten unhealthy tooth.
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 12, 2023
DonroxyII:
grin .. Why u no go like am cheesy

Calm down brotherly. cool grin
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 8:41pm On Oct 12, 2023
4KNGOATS:

You're one hellhole Beasty bastardzzz now I don't doubt you have a stinky death breathe with your rotten unhealthy tooth.

e pain am. an uncouth degenerate sub human with mental and mouth ulcers

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