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SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Everything you said there are physical attributes and that says quite a lot about your state of mind. While it's fine to have preferences, I can tell you that you will most likely cheat on every man you're with because you'll never be satisfied. You'd live in a perpetual fantasy because the men who have all these listed physical attributes probably don't want you sef.
And I'm 1000% sure you'd still spread your legs for Wizkid, Fireboy, Omalay, Dangote, Mark Zuckerberg, even if they don't meet your height requirements

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

God go punish u @Op......
U know how God take mould man & in His own image oooo
Look at this ungrateful lot, if no be God cause man to sleep come remove him ribs come form Ur gender , u for no stand ontop ground de Annalise this Ur nonesense ewú
Maybe Ur pikin no go even fine pass OBASANJO or mayb sef Ur pikin go be one-chance robber
Come no make me finish u here oooo

Little21:
Give it up to nairaland boys. Whenever they post their opinion, you see their fellows praising "you Sabi", "you are the real definition of red piller", "death to all simp".

But when the tables turns, y'all feel insecure and start letting out your pain. So pathetic!

Strong woman abi wicked arrogant women

Bintasukai:
You know something that’s just occurred to me? Naira landers just need someone to hate to feel alright with themselves. Normally it is tribal bigots going Yoruba this Igbo that. It doesn’t matter which thread you open, you must see the bigots on the first page, doing their nonsense. All posts, unfailingly, except this one. This one is man vs woman hate. all the male bigots have United to insult the female bigots and vice versa. Despite the fact that she wrote something in Yoruba, that’s normally bigot fuel.

O kare.

Just be throwing words around.

Yen yen yen yen yen yen yen.


Bigot una.

Do you know Tinubu in his first term as Govornor of Lagos state was called "Ojuyobo" because of his nonesense and yeye polices as Govornor of Lagos state

And Yes,He is an Ojuyobo but Tinubu is now your president o. You see you have an Ojuyobo as president.

Shior!

happney65:
Do you know Tinubu in his first term as Govornor of Lagos state was called "Ojuyobo" because of his nonesense and yeye polices as Govornor of Lagos state

And Yes,He is an Ojuyobo but Tinubu is now your president o. You see you have an Ojuyobo as president.

Shior!

That should be because of his eye

See Criteria oooo😂😂😂

Truvelisback:
Nairalanders who have seen my pics can attest. I'm too beautiful to behold.

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

With your ayamataga wig.

You wey look like man?

Breast you no get.

!
Na dat button for chest.

I sure say yansh you no go get.

Carry sponge put for head.

See your big 👄 lips.

Sometimes you gals don't know that without yansh and breast alot of you are ugly and bald headed.

Na why na few of you dey fine when you have a low cut.

Your skin self no fresh.

Your nose big.


You get hair for chest and legs I sure with your eye brow like macho man.

Look at the second pics without your hair. Who no go think say na man. Omoh. Spits

You are not serious with your life.
I bet you will remain single for the rest of your life..for adding a man who support man u

speedy0420:
What are you cooking??

egusi soup

[quote author=SweetBuns post=127282243]They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.[/quote


Do you have bumbum?

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Dunno if you're just catching cruise or what but we'll play along. We are here for this.

You're 5ft 2in. N'golo Kanté is 5ft 6in.

N'golo Kanté is a very short man. I hope for our sake that you have a huge ass and/or tits; otherwise, you're a tiny girl.

Magnoliaa:
K.

You go get K-Leg last last. Na me you dey play ignoring game for!
Iyalaya e!

Magnoliaa:
K

You go get K-Leg last last. Na me you dey play ignoring game for!
Iyalaya e!

Aki and paw

Will reason your matter


Soon.

Padipadi:
You go get K-Leg last last. Na me you dey play ignoring game for!
Iyalaya e!

K

SweetBuns:
Average height for females in Nigeria is 5'2 or 3
The average height for males in Nigeria is about 5'7 or 8
I want tall men and tall only begins beyond 6 foot. Or 5'11 if he has a really cute face
Any man below 5*10 is a dwarf
So what's your point?

so Nigeria has her own separate criteria, sorry to burst you hope but 5’2 is very short. A severe shortness as such simply means one or both your parents are almost dwarfed.
5’2 is about 3 to 4inches away from becoming a midget. lucky you, that was so close

But you like money, and money will overshadow all these.

If you check now all of the Op's life is artificial oo

tollyboy5:
That should be because of his eye

Yes they used that to make jest of him.

Yugoslavia247:
With your ayamataga wig.

You wey look like man?

Breast you no get.

!
Na dat button for chest.

I sure say yansh you no go get.

Carry sponge put for head.

See your big 👄 lips.

Sometimes you gals don't know that without yansh and breast alot of you are ugly and bald headed.

Na why na few of you dey fine when you have a low cut.

Your skin self no fresh.

Your nose big.


You get hair for chest and legs I sure with your eye brow like macho man.

Look at the second pics without your hair. Who no go think say na man. Omoh. Spits

Imagine stopping this low to body shame somebody because you didn't meet her requirements
Shameless man

S1MP:
Imagine stopping this low to body shame somebody because you didn't meet her requirements
Shameless man

I said what I saw.

If she doesn't take the log out of her eyes. I will give her a mirror to see it untill she takes it out.

Nigga looks like a man.

I will never date a man looking woman.

Yugoslavia247:
I said what I saw.

If she doesn't take the log out of her eyes. I will give her a mirror to see it untill she takes it out.

Nigga looks like a man.

I will never date a man looking woman.

Look like a man as how
You sure say you day see well?
Or are you seeing what you want to see just so you can justify your dumb insults?
I still don't see why you needed to insult her

Abeg tell God to give you sand make u use am mould ur dream man

S1MP:
Look like a man as how
You sure say you day see well?
Or are you seeing what you want to see just so you can justify your dumb insults?
I still don't see why you needed to insult her

Having large eye brows are masculine features.

I was a photographer. I can tell a beautiful gal. I have done retouching and there are certain features we try to correct

If she goes for make up they will first resize those eye brows to look feminine.
Make are nose up to appear smaller.

Lips are too big .

Omo una no sabi fine gal for Nigeria.

I will look at her and bring her to her level.

U dey whine

Fantasies of an inexperienced female child.

Yugoslavia247:
Having large eye brows are masculine features.

I was a photographer. I can tell a beautiful gal. I have done retouching and there are certain features we try to correct

If she goes for make up they will first resize those eye brows to look feminine.
Make are nose up to appear smaller.

Lips are too big .

Omo una no sabi fine gal for Nigeria.

I will look at her and bring her to her level.

U dey whine

1. Large eyebrows are masculine features?
Are you sure you aren't gay this man
If it's a masculine feature, then how come women go after it via natural or artificial methods? Shouldn't they leave it alone since it's a masculine trait?
I also see no problem with her nose, that's how African nose looks like. Unless you want it to be Caucasian nose... Which is impossible for Africans to have
Lips? Wetin you day.talk gan

Between her standards and your own, na your own come ridiculous pass. Yet you get mind to drag am

Old woman, soon u will collect mono bag dey waka around.

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

The way you take shake this table eeeh

Yugoslavia247:
With your ayamataga wig.

You wey look like man?

Breast you no get.

!
Na dat button for chest.

I sure say yansh you no go get.

Carry sponge put for head.

See your big 👄 lips.

Sometimes you gals don't know that without yansh and breast alot of you are ugly and bald headed.

Na why na few of you dey fine when you have a low cut.

Your skin self no fresh.

Your nose big.


You get hair for chest and legs I sure with your eye brow like macho man.

Look at the second pics without your hair. Who no go think say na man. Omoh. Spits

U don kill person pikin. Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can't just laugh enough
From d start....I try to imagine d insinuations as I read through.... It's damn rib cracking
Nice dose to have a sound sleep tonight.

Thanks mademoiselle for d piece
Good night Guyz

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Do you have big yansh and bress? If not, then you're not wanted by many men.