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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Love800(m): 8:21pm On Jan 05, 2024
Wow.
Am sorry
tochez24:
Please use GOOGLE, don't ask me stupid question here⚠️
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Nuzo1(m): 8:47pm On Jan 05, 2024
I clubbed almost every other night outside Nigeria for years. It was a place to shake off, have some drinks, meet new friends and business partners.

On getting to Nigeria, I could not handle it for a second. It was about competition, prostitutes, noisy speakers and lousy hypemen.

I can never get used to this style of clubbing.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Ishilove: 8:48pm On Jan 05, 2024
Focusmind:
Lounges for me. I hate disorganised places and clubs seem like one. I only attended one club, and that was in the UK then as an international student. The club was usually visited by oldies......single women in their 40s down to even 70s. I went with a course mate who usually visited the place. He had a 47 year old woman that he was always digging it with then.

I felt so weird that day. One oldie with tattoos all over her body with heavy makeup came and engaged me in discussions and wanted a dance with me. I had to play along. Later in the night, I started looking for my friend and he was no where to be found. I called him and he said that he had left with his woman. I screamed and said but you didn't tell me. He said, abeg carry that your own woman dey go house. grin

Very funny experience. Apart from, something like a steak meat that I ate and one spirit drink that I drank, the whole setting was too weird with some of them looking like addicts, huge body piercings and tattoos.
Women in their 70s too dey club? Na wa o
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by GreatOchuks: 9:09pm On Jan 05, 2024
YourGFsnatcher:
Don't let your friends lead u into a lifestyle you will.not.be proud of soon. There's nothing exciting about devaluing yourself. [/b]If I meet a girl that's this innocent about clubbing like you... I'd take her to mama straight.[b] But your friends will tell you it doesn't matter because they've lost their value and will want u to join them.

If u don't believe me... say u have a brother... he has two girls...one's like your friends who party all the time and the other like you who's not experienced in the club... who will u advice him to bring home?
But your friends wil still tell you it doesn't matter right?
Women's worth are in their purity. No matter how much a girl is making or no matter how kind she may be...if you are not pure to some certain standard... u become less desirable.
Hmmn 😏😏😏 lamba ,, all the ones when you don take to Mama , Wetin come out ?
If you are very enthusiastic about this category of Women , what stops you from storming Deeper Life Church?

People like you will hook up with a Church girl , only to get bored and start jumping around with club oriented babes ...

Na today ??
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Dybala11(m): 9:11pm On Jan 05, 2024
tochez24:
It was quite fun when we were growing up but now I don't really find it interesting anymore😏

I now prefer a LOUNGE instead♂️

Where i can be cooling my brain after cracking my brains all day⚠️
Racking and not cracking please.
Your brain will not crack in Jesus name, can I hear a thunderous amen. 🙄
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Focusmind: 9:13pm On Jan 05, 2024
Ishilove:
Women in their 70s too dey club? Na wa o
For UK, you will see them o, especially in a candle light clubs. I don't know if I should call that place a " club". It looked like a meeting joint, where people came to have fun, smoke, drink and discuss issues. It wasn't much of a club for young people. They were older people trying to have fun in their own way, doing what younger people does. Majority of them were not less than 40 years old.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Dybala11(m): 9:13pm On Jan 05, 2024
Club ke, God forbid. I hate noisy environments with perfect hatred. 🙄🙄
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Ishilove: 9:16pm On Jan 05, 2024
Focusmind:
For UK, you will see them o, especially in a candle light clubs. I don't know if I should call that place a " club". It looked like a meeting joint, where people came to have fun, smoke, drink and discuss issues. It wasn't much of a club for young people. They were older people trying to have fun in their own way, doing what younger people does. Majority of them were not less than 40 years old.
Yoruba will say "ko sa'rugbo n'Ghana" 😁
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by edunaragold(f): 9:32pm On Jan 05, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again. Me too


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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by YourGFsnatcher: 9:54pm On Jan 05, 2024
GreatOchuks:
Hmmn 😏😏😏 lamba ,, all the ones when you don take to Mama , Wetin come out ?
If you are very enthusiastic about this category of Women , what stops you from storming Deeper Life Church?

People like you will hook up with a Church girl , only to get bored and start jumping around with club oriented babes ...

Na today ??
Don't let the social media tell you how men will behave. Follow the truth. Don't even listen to my advice, ask your brothers, ask your friends, ask your pastors. On social media everybody trying to be cool wth immorality. But we all know that men liking pure girls CAN NEVER change. If you like destroy your life becuse we can follow deeper life girl n still mess up according to you. You see that's the mistake, you aways want to do what u think we like. I don't want you to be pure becuse that will get you the best man, but you are doing it for your honor too. Aside on social media, men will not option for a contaminated by many men over a girl that still has a sense of purity. So be very careful if you think your chances and value will not drop if you keep getting promiscuous. Even if you don't think of your future husband, what about your children? Will u be proud of your mom if she tells you she used to sleep and wake up in the club?
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by themanderon: 10:37pm On Jan 05, 2024
airsaylongcome:
How so? The children of God were told by God to feast in his presence. And that included consumption of strong drink and loud music
Feast in his presence with all forms of deviant behavior like smoking, sexual perversions of all kinds and debauchery? Where did God tell his children to do what happens in clubs? Can the spirit of God dwell in such a place?
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Ogaonos: 10:39pm On Jan 05, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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my brotha club is overhyped .it has more disadvantage than advantage
Why i say so .when u hear the rules to abide to u knw why joints hangout with music playing in background beta.or concert beta
Rules are
1)never sleep with a lady (that not a hookup gal) for club because she might be high nd when she wake up she accuse u of rape
2)neva carry ur gf or bae to a club because anotha guy fit want dey whine ur bae in which u have to defend ur bae as a guy which migt lead to fights
3)most ladies fancy joints pass club.
4) the issue of drugs abuse nd being be exposed to it
If u no want be drug abuser stay away frm clubs ir ppple wer cary club for head
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Kingsleyawoke:
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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by mkoabiola: 11:10pm On Jan 05, 2024
Were u expecting to be clapping hands. 😂 😂 😂
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by scrupulousblog: 2:28am On Jan 06, 2024
Vanity upon vanity
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by tochez24(m): 5:29am On Jan 06, 2024
Dybala11:
Racking and not cracking please.
Your brain will not crack in Jesus name, can I hear a thunderous amen. 🙄
Thank you👏🏽
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Boldideas: 6:12am On Jan 06, 2024
boyesola:
A true story?
Yes oh.. My right ear done scatter.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by OyinO: 7:20am On Jan 06, 2024
Club is meant for criminals who retire there to spend their ill-gotten money and deaden their conscience through smoking, alcoholism and sex. They also use the avenue to meet and discuss new ideas and plans.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by OyinO: 7:24am On Jan 06, 2024
Focusmind:
For UK, you will see them o, especially in a candle light clubs. I don't know if I should call that place a " club". It looked like a meeting joint, where people came to have fun, smoke, drink and discuss issues. It wasn't much of a club for young people. They were older people trying to have fun in their own way, doing what younger people does. Majority of them were not less than 40 years old.
There are still noisy clubs there. The business of club and clubbing came from Europe to Africa.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by vickydevoka(m): 8:44am On Jan 06, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Ladies benefits in club not guys
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Tranquility2345: 9:12am On Jan 06, 2024
vickydevoka:
Ladies benefits in club not guys
You must be a broke man undecided
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lendahand(m): 9:12am On Jan 06, 2024
HeatSeeker:
I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.
and it has rendered some people financially useless too pushing them from grace to grass...
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by BluntCrazeMan: 9:43am On Jan 06, 2024
LikeAking:
You can’t just live it the first time.

It’s like that..

It has to grow with you..

Ur type go sabi give up on life very quick.
Someone like me who needs sleep well well..
Once it is past-ten-pm I cannot be fully awake again. Sleep will be all over me.

That's why I don't even atten church vigils.

So, tell me..
Can such a person enjoy clubbing too?
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by LikeAking: 9:52am On Jan 06, 2024
BluntCrazeMan:
Someone like me who needs sleep well well..
Once it is past-ten-pm I cannot be fully awake again. Sleep will be all over me.

That's why I don't even atten church vigils.

So, tell me..
Can such a person enjoy clubbing too?
U see this life, no leave as if you be land lord..

U have to to club and do other stuffs, e get why..

Except you are a pastor..

Even if you don’t club, have a way of hanging out with people, sometimes around those odd hours..

Sleep no Dey help any body..
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by MySolace: 10:15am On Jan 06, 2024
Vinnie2000:
Lolss.

The thing Tire you, Abi? cheesy

I don't know what he was Expecting when he was Going there. sad

After Cross over Service Yesterday, I checked into a Bar in my hood in Warri/Sapele road to just chill,
If you See plenty Ashawos around, looking for Available customers. smiley smiley

The World is Corrupt and Nigeria don Hard, so Pple are doing different kinds of Hustling. sad
When dey say there's dignity in labour, I think ashawo work is not exempted o. grin cheesy cheesy...
If u go plaza for Lichemsu, Ghana, ur thought about life itself will change. cheesy. Ashawo na serious business cheesy cheesy, and their services dey very important, dey're really saving lives, and making the world a better place. I'm being honest here.

But anything wey go make God no start from Ghana wen he wan destroy d world, me no go gree o grin
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by BluntCrazeMan: 10:34am On Jan 06, 2024
LikeAking:
U see this life, no leave as if you be land lord..

U have to to club and do other stuffs, e get why..

Except you are a pastor..

Even if you don’t club, have a way of hanging out with people, sometimes around those odd hours..

Sleep no Dey help any body..
I sleep off at clubs..

Even with the strippers doing their things..
I just go outside and go to the car and dose off..


It's not my thing.
Sleeping gives me more joy.

So, it's not you who should be trying to establish what makes me to be satisfied in this life.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Thugnificent(m): 10:40am On Jan 06, 2024
Pharaoh4rin:
Drop ur oza, but definitely not today
Good morning sir
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by ExudeLoveToAll: 11:04am On Jan 06, 2024
LikeAking:
You can’t just live it the first time.

It’s like that..

It has to grow with you..

Ur type go sabi give up on life very quick.
Giving up on clubbing is been equated as giving up on something special like life goals, this guy you will get better when the highness wanes down grin.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Joy2dworldxyz: 11:41am On Jan 06, 2024
Katcall:
are you a virgin
Vir-wetin?

A 41 year old man a virgin??
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Juliearth(f): 12:33pm On Jan 06, 2024
Trophy12:
seriously?
Sure
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Antihypocrite(op): 1:56pm On Jan 06, 2024
333 likes 33 shares. Razor sharp. 33333

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