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Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Malroux: 1:47pm On Feb 12
Goodlady:

Ya mumu post no go enter fp
So you mean you are mami water too? See eh, me na papi water personified. You can't scare me little girl.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by cutieme(m): 1:51pm On Feb 12
What's the evidence,until you say it,I won't offer my candid advice.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Lomprico2: 1:54pm On Feb 12
Maks27:
She’s a girl I love very much but our relationship hasn’t gone real far . She told me this of recent with evidence for me to know it’s real and true
What do I do?
She said I shouldn’t hurt her that things will go well for me
I need advice from Matured Nairalanders on this matter


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Lol, see format grin
Sharp geh, she no want make u abscond on Wednesday
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Tonididdyx: 1:59pm On Feb 12
xtianchris:

Bros life no depend on Sure odd and US visa


Ehen... So in the ops shoes, what will you ask for then?
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by TOPCRUISE(m): 2:00pm On Feb 12
Maks27:
She’s a girl I love very much but our relationship hasn’t gone real far . She told me this of recent with evidence for me to know it’s real and true
What do I do?
She said I shouldn’t hurt her that things will go well for me
I need advice from Matured Nairalanders on this matter


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Your girlfriend told you that she is a mermaid and you are looking for matured advice on whether to continue with the relationship.
Oga Atlantis is not real o. Its only meant for Aqua man undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Tonididdyx: 2:02pm On Feb 12
xtianchris:
That's why you see Wizkid and the rest sing about Imaginary women .More love 😘 Less ego
Lol Wealth ...
Oma lay .. Rema . And co. STILL on slave and master shit. They always sing about women Love love love love love . . You get the jerk ..
No matter the Billions they got. It goes back to the master.. Everything gone. .One scandal to another.
Forget about what they spend like buying expensive Jewelry and cars( They never tell you how much they buy Thier stuff. ).They just Tag some random figure .The gullible will be arguing about it. . Still the higher marine That gave it to them to lure more souls ...They need your soul .. You see why if you want to do wealth Ritual they always ask you to bring your mother.. 😉😉😉😉😉. That's why once they take your mother they take your soul . You won't get your self anymore.

... Na wa oh, weather be nor too hot oh 😁
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by xtianchris(m): 2:04pm On Feb 12
Tonididdyx:



Ehen... So in the ops shoes, what will you ask for then?
I will never ask for anything. She's trying to manipulate him .. Op should get his life along . Like I stated slave and master shit. If you wanna dine with the devil use a long spoon.. Men already have Glory. They are coming to steal kill and to destroy. It only takes the grace of God and if your mama na strong woman Of God you can come out of it. if not. It doesn't end well my brother . He should mind his business and move on with whatever his doing. .Right now the girl is his head. Everything is going to do is going to revolve around her. slave and master. 😁😁. The girl is a very beautiful girl lol. Fine fresh like fish. Op Don Kolo for the girl.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by NAC1666: 2:07pm On Feb 12
Maks27:
She’s a girl I love very much but our relationship hasn’t gone real far . She told me this of recent with evidence for me to know it’s real and true
What do I do?
She said I shouldn’t hurt her that things will go well for me
I need advice from Matured Nairalanders on this matter


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Please,what's the name of the movie?
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:10pm On Feb 12
Bullshiiit! Total crap! Mami water my ass!

I hope to come across these beings called Mami water grin one day so i can fork them and see the colour of their pussis.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Hakeem66: 2:10pm On Feb 12
You know what to do.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:10pm On Feb 12
NAC1666:

Please,what's the name of the movie?
Mami water big ass! grin
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by coputa(m): 2:11pm On Feb 12
Neoteny7:


Reality of life does not include fairies.

Tell me, do you pray to Gandalf?

Do you keep cookies and milk for Santa?

Dumb idiot.
You are the dumbest because you have been brainwashed and deceived
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by coputa(m): 2:12pm On Feb 12
Calitoscassius:
Bullshiiit! Total crap! Mami water my ass!

I hope to come across these beings called Mami water grin one day so i can fork them and see the colour of their pussis.
childish thought, they are spirit being
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:13pm On Feb 12
xtianchris:
That's why you see Wizkid and the rest sing about Imaginary women .More love 😘 Less ego
Lol Wealth ...
Oma lay .. Rema . And co. STILL on slave and master shit. They always sing about women Love love love love love . . You get the jerk ..
No matter the Billions they got. It goes back to the master.. Everything gone. .One scandal to another.
Forget about what they spend like buying expensive Jewelry and cars( They never tell you how much they buy Thier stuff. ).They just Tag some random figure .The gullible will be arguing about it. . Still the higher marine That gave it to them to lure more souls ...They need your soul .. You see why if you want to do wealth Ritual they always ask you to bring your mother.. 😉😉😉😉😉. That's why once they take your mother they take your soul . You won't get your self anymore.
Absolute bullshiit!! grin grin grin you sure has a wild imaginations in your head.

I bet you a $1000 you cannot proof any of these your crap. Higher marine my ass!

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Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Jayhome24: 2:13pm On Feb 12
My advise:

If you still want to go on with her be prepared they are naturally nice babe but the day you offend them game over bro they will make you to trek from Gombe to Lagos and you will still be thinking you are walking inside your bedroom. (Deep word).
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:15pm On Feb 12
coputa:
childish thought, they are spirit being
Ofcourse, they are always spirit beings. Some shit we apparently cannot see, grin grin have you ever seen or came across a spirit?
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by seetomorrow: 2:17pm On Feb 12
Maks27:
She’s a girl I love very much but our relationship hasn’t gone real far . She told me this of recent with evidence for me to know it’s real and true
What do I do?
She said I shouldn’t hurt her that things will go well for me
I need advice from Matured Nairalanders on this matter


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If what she said is true, like that dey. Many women and men are from the water, it does not literally means she is a mammy water as we usually imagine as a spirit but the message sge is trying to pass to you is that she is from water. And most times the bring good luck to their spouse or husband if you threat and show them most affection and caring. It is real.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by xtianchris(m): 2:20pm On Feb 12
Calitoscassius:
Absolute bullshiit!! grin grin grin you sure has a wild imaginations in your head.

I bet you a $1000 you cannot proof any of these your crap. Higher marine my ass!
Freedom of Speech is guaranteed..
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by xtianchris(m): 2:21pm On Feb 12
seetomorrow:



If what she said is true, like that dey. Many women and men are from the water, it does not literally means she is a mammy water as we usually imagine as a spirit but the message sge is trying to pass to you is that she is from water. And most times the bring good luck to their spouse or husband if you threat and show them most affection and caring. It is real.
Very Correct. The guy betting $1000 use it to clean your Ass
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by coputa(m): 2:22pm On Feb 12
xtianchris:

I will never ask for anything. She's trying to manipulate him .. Op should get his life along . Like I stated slave and master shit. If you wanna dine with the devil use a long spoon.. Men already have Glory. They are coming to steal kill and to destroy. It only takes the grace of God and if your mama na strong woman Of God you can come out of it. if not. It doesn't end well my brother . He should mind his business and move on with whatever his doing. .Right now the girl is his head. Everything is going to do is going to revolve around her. slave and master. 😁😁. The girl is a very beautiful girl lol. Fine fresh like fish. Op Don Kolo for the girl.
wrong notions,this is why the African continent still remain backward,the white man condemned idolatry but they came to buy idols in Africa and take them to Europe.

What are they using them for, sciences and scientific discoveries is not only about physics and chemistry, there's extra terrestrial powers behind them

The blacks has been deceived by the whites for ages and up till now the black man has not come to terms with reality

The whites harnesses any supernatural occurances in their environment to their advantage but in Africa we were deceived that it was the devil
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Elidrisy20: 2:24pm On Feb 12
Imagine how her kpekus go be, watery,slimey, salty
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by coputa(m): 2:25pm On Feb 12
Calitoscassius:
Ofcourse, they are always spirit beings. Some shit we apparently cannot see, grin grin have you ever seen or came across a spirit?
the fact that you don't see the wind doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Jaysnowkid: 2:25pm On Feb 12
Congratulations bro.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by fx45(m): 2:28pm On Feb 12
theredaddy:
Na lie ! that was how pocohantas was feigning mamii water that year, till boiz arrange throw her inside 8feet pool ..

ewo ! chimoo ! mmiri elia ada we just dey hear b4 emergency rescue undecided

Op find the nearest pool nd ... wink
Pocohantas na true talk be this? Na your file them dey open like this?
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:33pm On Feb 12
coputa:
the fact that you don't see the wind doesn't mean it doesn't exist
But i can feel the wind, that is proof that there must be a thing called wind.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Psalmistproject: 2:35pm On Feb 12
Maks27:
hmm
I’m just trying to be careful
I’m still young and still have a long way to go .
What if something happens in few years and I opt out of the relationship .
Is it not better to carefully end it with her now ( but Omorr I’m in love with this girl )
I’m confused right now

Just enjoy the relationship but don't cheat on her. The down side is just her untimely death during childbirth or afterwards but those girls don't last long.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:39pm On Feb 12
xtianchris:

Freedom of Speech is guaranteed..
Sure, that still not a proof to what you have claimed. grin


If you think i am joking take me up with my $1000 bet. You and I can arrange the whole thing. You show me the higher marine i give you the cash.. simple!

Afterall, i will become a billionaire after you ve shown me the higher marine. grin cheesy grin . So a $1000 is nada!
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by pcagbaji(m): 2:45pm On Feb 12
Na format no fear
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by JuanDeDios: 2:51pm On Feb 12
xtianchris:

She's from the Marine. Becareful with her. Dont let her manipulate you. Thier aim is for men to be loyal to them that's all..They are all over the places looking to fall men Glory. The prize is the man . It's a war my brother... Some have good heart some have devilish heart. The one with good heart will give you good tidings for you to be loyal to them .. The once with wicked heart. When a man meet with them they man begins to crumble and fall... The once with good heart don't last . Because you show them love and stuff like that. But if they leave everything leaves with them ..You start all over again ..So it takes Higher intelligence and wisdom to over come them. .. Just like me I have met allot of them they always like me because I have Thier key. I let them know who they are and they laugh . I have lots of them as friends.. They are loyal to me. You know why because I was married to one but she felt ill and died. I spent alot fir her to survive hospital to hospital but she still died. She blessed and said I will have back all that I have spent on her that' I really love her I didn't run away. I was with her till the very end . Guess what it's not about money but from that day I got wisdom and knowledge about Thier kingdom... The ones in Africa are like Baby to me .I want to be higher one. White women 😂😂 They are gooddes.. So you get the jerk...No matter the woman rich or poor small or old . I have they key .I know them. They are always loyal to me. MARRIED SINGLE THEY SRE MY FRIENDS. I de use them Play very well. Because I have dine and wine with A Queen which is my wife.
After my wife died I was in the dream I saw her with a Crown on her Head. With two other girls beside her. Sitting on the throne like stuff. Any woman I come across with I always tell them about me wife how lovely and intelligent they she is. They will fear me and succom . They always give me chance .Lol ..
They give me Gifts . stuff like that I have paid the price.. 😜😁.
Bizarre stuff. Thank you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by JuanDeDios: 2:53pm On Feb 12
HEBEI:
Are you still in a relationship with her?
I think she lost interest when I refused to promise I won't cheat on her. But if I really want her, I can call her I tell her I "want to get serious" with her and I'm sure she'd come.
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by coputa(m): 3:00pm On Feb 12
Calitoscassius:
But i can feel the wind, that is proof that there must be a thing call wind.
but you can see nature around you at play, can you explain how and why it works
Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by wisdomkid: 3:03pm On Feb 12
thesicilian:

Good to know. Cos you sound like one

Sound like a child, how?

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