₦airaland Forum

VULCAN:
I estimate you to be 24 or less.

At that age you think you know everything.

You believe you are wiser than all those who are older than you.

Lol

The days are soon coming when you will realise that the entire body of knowledge you have cannot even begin to resolve the issues of your life.

I can tell that you first heard the word simp on Nairaland not long ago and haven't bothered to research beyond a few kid's description of what the word means.

I know you have not read any of Ubunja's Miseducations otherwise you may have risen above your childish understanding of what a simp is.

For avoidance of doubt, a simp is a man who is unaware that he is being completely manipulated by the women in his life- whether Mother, Wife, Sister or Daughter.

A simp is unaware that the female gender are the most manipulative creature that God ever made with the possible exception of the Cat.

A simp has no means to ward off manipulation for he isn't even aware it is happening.

A simp is not a man who commends his wife for prudently managing resources in the midst of the greatest hardship Nigerians have ever experienced in our history.

Despite claims to the contrary, women are not automatically wise and prudent allocators of resources.

They are prone to social pressure, comparisons and low self esteem which leads them to buy expensive things in attempts to boost their poor self image.

A good manager of resources should be commended- regardless of their gender.

Reading your write up I can also tell you are unmarried.

Don't ask me how I know.

OZIOGU1:
It doesn't matter sir, appreciate her, women are a product of sound and men are product of actions..God bless her for you

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

Bluearrow:
Even though their comments were rude, they are partially correct! There was absolutely nothing special about your wife doing in your post. Every family is managing in this economy, so no family is spending extravagantly in this period, except the wealthy. It would have been quite different, if u stated your wife was the one providing for the family, then it becomes worthy of praise. Your case is just the typical life of an average married man anywhere in the country.

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

tochez24:
Whenever we alphas caution SIMPs, very loose lonely evening newspapers will be weting everywhere⚠️

If you think this is an appreciation, then you really need a thorough medical examination♂️

Exposed men and alphas know exactly how to appreciate their women, and jumping online at any slightest chance to type long epistles of baseless jargons is not one of them.

White/foreign men take their women out on a dinner date or get them flowers on their way back from work, they don't storm online with long epistles⚠️

We African alphas get our women g strings, take them to bush bars or Bleep them well until they cum... We don't storm online with long epistles too⚠️

Sometimes i wonder how these idiots in men's clothing reason??⚡

Kajaard:
You must be very silly and a nincompoop with zero brain cells. If you don't know things that should not be brought to the cyber space then I have absolutely nothing else to tell a dunderhead like you.

Now fvckoff and stay off my mentions.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Those kind of person are dysfunctional
Come from dysfunctional homes
They strongly prefer baby daddy, baby mama, children out of wedlock, single mother than a proper marriage.

So that is the reason he is reacting like that. He has not experienced real love like this, he is not capable of giving and receiving real or true love.

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔SHATAP , APPRECIATE ANYONE WHEN THEY DO WELL ESPECIALLY YOUR WIFE , A GOOD WIFE IS ALL A MAN NEEDS

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

tochez24:
You're the most useless person i have ever come across since i was born⚠️

You actually think i shouldn't collect the money i won because I'm dangote or otedola??

Chai Nigerians ehhh😆😂😂😂

You can equally locate me too if you're man enough!!!!

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

Lalami3232:
Congratulations to you!!! But my aim here is to preach the good news to all men.

Oga if you know say you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

easzypeaszy:
Just kiddin...even if its 1M u gv her...Its worth it..Good wife is all a man shld get.
God will continue to keep us (Husband, Wife and Children) togther in Love, Longlife, Sound health and wealth..

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

Jerk1:
After going through this, the only place you made a mistake is the last paragraph. The first and second paragraph is good and a way of advising bachelor's on the importance of choosing a home builder and supportive wife. The other things you wrote is not necessary, it makes you look childish.

Double0h7:
No!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Not the KING! Not the rich ALPHA male!

The way he hustled for that 5k… £5! $5! 😂😂😂😂

The rich man who went abroad and can blah blah blah! Frustrated little boys using us to act out their wildest dreams 😂😂😂

Scholace:
how does that affect you? Go and post your own let's see. If that will make their family lived happily in peace and unity then so be it

tochez24:
And you think you know anything about me when you said first that I'm a little boy that's fantasying??⚠️

Nobody is judging OP based on his financial muscle, what i am saying is that he should keep his tongue shut if he can't appreciate his wife like real men do!!!

Have you seen Ned, otedola or dangote appreciating women online?

Well I don't have energy for poor people♂️

You and OP can continue to fool yourselves
🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

tochez24:
Nne if you give me 1k i will still collect😆😂😂

I still dey find money like this so i will pass...

I don't care what you or anyone else think or say but one thing is clear... No one can taunt me💀

OZIOGU1:
This is actually the reason for the post, but someone is deralling it, if we cant learn from others here of what benefits is the forum?

tochez24:
SHATAP

An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

tochez24:
Same reason I'm getting all these abuses bro😆😂😂

Most NIGERIANS are really stupid people⚠️

OZIOGU1:
I deliberately ignore that small boy, He is not worth my attention, even the one that said I should go for DNA,all these small boys are the reason we have bast*Rd kids all around...she is my wife, she is a member of this forum and I will continue to appreciate her...she is too good to be my wife infact

DohFahSo:
Pele o, you that you're not a simp. Mtch. All these secondary school children be doing the most. Don't EVER talk down on a man appreciating his wife again. Never again. If not, I will find you. Oya go and read for your UTME exam.

pocohantas:
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It is always them.
Alpha male online, 5k beggars offline.

Boyooosa:
Don't mind the Hard guy.... his love story will shock you more, that is, if he is into relationship sef