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Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

crazy is an understatement... you can NEVER compare such plastic dolls with a real woman (however you wanna look at it).

some yeye people really need to be....

These are not plastics but silicone dolls, or models made from synthetic materials such as thermoplastic elastomer, which mimic the feel and motion of the human body to produce realistic sexual experiences for owners. There are expensive ones that are well made and look exactly like a real woman, besides what about other pros involved?

With AI development, we will have dolls that can hold conversation and moan like a real woman during intercourse.

The below is a realistic doll. $1588 pere!

Sapasenator:
This is not plastic. There are expensive ones that are well made and look exactly like a real woman, besides what about other the pros involved?
With AI development, we will have dolls that can hold conversation and moan like a real woman during intercourse.
The below is a realistic doll. $1588 pere!

its latex dolls but nevertheless dolls... there is no such thing as "realistic" dolls. they are just dolls that look like humans... and just like any d1ldo that women use, they should solely be viewed as a temporary solution to konji, NOT AS A REPLACEMENT TO WOMEN/MEN!

Sapasenator:
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

CuriousCart:

I hear say those dolls are good listeners and they rarely argue with their husbands.

MrBrownJay1:
its latex dolls but nevertheless dolls... there is no such thing as "realistic" dolls. they are just dolls that look like humans... and just like any d1ldo that women use, they should solely be viewed as a temporary solution to konji, NOT AS A REPLACEMENT TO WOMEN/MEN!

Have you tried one of these?

Sapasenator:
Have you tried one of these?

nope but i have seen them up close already. feels like a gummy skin, looks weird, smells weird but i fully understand why weirdos would prefer one of them dolls to masturbation... just dont ever think that its a replacement to women.

There was a time some guys on here believed that sex dolls would replace women soon enoughh.


Chai

Westerners lifestyle will destroy some people. S£X with doll,man knack his fellow man.Man now wear wrist bangle,leg chain,2 earrings, piercing 👃 and oda abnormal lifestyle.


Evang Sotom Righteousness2 ,about time u sound/blow the End time 🎺 📯 🎺 📯 🎺

This Generation is indeed very crazy and insatiable. The state of the art craft and works of God perfected in a woman no longer enough and is now a wahala for them.
Run. Run... Run for your life for Judgement is coming upon this Generation

That's demonic

Prayer is the key

Alright

At least the sex doll won't bill him

One of those stories that never happened. Sensationalism at it's peak!

Just saw a video of a jealous wife cut the husband back head and the husband collected the same knife and stab her in the chest....



Please let your friend be.... Relationship is not meant for everyone

Cha E!

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

Leave him alone

Your friend is sick.

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

I think you're the crazy one if you have to lie on your friend head. Secondly, your friend is not having sex but masturbating with a doll.

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

Yes very very very very crazy raise to power 100

SHEY SHE GO PINCH MY BACK?

Angel Michael blow the trumpet and let's go home. I have seen it all

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

Your "friend" has found peace of mind. That's what matters.

Tallesty1:
There was a time some guys on here believed that sex dolls would replace women soon enoughh.


Chai

Say no more

This was one of those threads in 2018. The OP of that thread seems to be married now.

https://www.nairaland.com/4295146/which-gender-worst-affected-widespread


This was my response to them...

https://www.nairaland.com/post/64277885

They cursed me and shouted. But numbers don't lie. I deal with numbers everyday. Not logic...

I know it most be a white man but if not then the story is a fiction...To much of everything is not good ...westerners are well taken care of by their government and that's driving them crazy while majority of Africans are the ones taking care of thier government against their own will and is driving them crazy ....op that your friend is crazy ...

Your friend or you?

OP let the doll raise children for him

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

What a generation! GUYS PREPARE FOR YOUR ETERNITY ... These signs of end time are becoming more real.

Please allow your (imaginary) friend in your fictional story...