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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Babaibeji2020(m): 2:58pm On May 01
Sapasenator:


Why so angry? Have you had anything to eat today?

You are a Nigerian so I am not surprised at your comment.

Its normal for people like you to be loud, vulgar, 100% emotions, 0% logic ..............
That your friend is in love with a sex doll,shows the type of clown you are....birds of a feather flock....show me your friend, I'll tell you what you are capable of.
Once again, you are stewpid but this time.....very,very 👌
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 3:01pm On May 01
Babaibeji2020:

That your friend is in love with a sex doll,shows the type of clown you are....birds of a feather flock....show me your friend, I'll tell you what you are capable of.
Once again, you are stewpid but this time.....very,very 👌

You are still very angry, are you always like this? What issues are you passing through in life, talk to me maybe I can help with counseling, I can even order a beautiful sex doll for you to cure your depression.

Take am easy ok.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by truthhurts2: 3:09pm On May 01
clems88:
the doll will be washed.
As in you dismantle the doll for washing or there's a tool specifically made for washing of the Vj?
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by AngelicBeing: 3:12pm On May 01
RPG2020:


I am a bingo grin
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 3:14pm On May 01
truthhurts2:

As in you dismantle the doll for washing or there's a tool specifically made for washing of the Vj?

They come with a cleaning kit or you can buy from Amazon

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by clems88(m): 3:14pm On May 01
truthhurts2:

As in you dismantle the doll for washing or there's a tool specifically made for washing of the Vj?
it has some holds beneath the legs. You fluch the VJ , anus or the mouth with water. They are not plastics but rather TPE silicon's. I sell the dolls
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by truthhurts2: 3:15pm On May 01
Babaibeji2020:
No, your friend ain't crazy.....but you posting this.......You're absolutely stewpid, fooooolish and outright madt!
It hasn't gotten to this nau... Why the vulgar words Oga grin
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 3:17pm On May 01
truthhurts2:

It hasn't gotten to this nau... Why the vulgar words Oga grin

He is angry about his life situations and looking to lash out at random strangers online. I totally get where he is coming from.

It has gotten to these for him. Na transferred aggression maybe I can help him make a little bit of meaning out of his life.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by truthhurts2: 3:17pm On May 01
clems88:
it has some holds beneath the legs. You fluch the VJ , anus or the mouth with water. They are not plastics but rather TPE silicon's. I sell the dolls
Thanks for the enlightenment
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by truthhurts2: 3:20pm On May 01
Sapasenator:


They come with a cleaning kit or you can buy from Amazon


Thorrr... Inside life orisirisi nkan lo nshele
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by truthhurts2: 3:22pm On May 01
clems88:
it has some holds beneath the legs. You fluch the VJ , anus or the mouth with water. They are not plastics but rather TPE silicon's. I sell the dolls
@Odimbannamdi
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Mrincredy(m): 3:27pm On May 01
Werey dey use style advertise. I hope your brothers will go for this. Na wa o
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Katcall: 3:32pm On May 01
I love ishilove. I want to make love to her. Not a doll
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Katcall: 3:36pm On May 01
pocohantas:


It was about 800k then. They claimed China would mass produce it and it would fall to 150k. This is 2024 and Dollar to Naira must have doubled the cost to 2m for a sex doll.

How many of them earn up to 2m per annum? Reality would always be there. grin
I want to make love to you
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by abobote: 3:45pm On May 01
You are certainly the one

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Wisebliss1(m): 3:53pm On May 01
Just kukuma tell us say you dey advertise the sales of sex dolls rather than lying for your friend head.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by oluwaseyi0: 3:58pm On May 01
Jh0wsef:
At least the sex doll won't bill him grin grin grin

Try stealing one sex doll and see

No money no sex doll
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by odimbannamdi(m): 4:06pm On May 01
truthhurts2:

@Odimbannamdi

Thanks brother. Clear now, but I no dey buy... grin
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by odimbannamdi(m): 4:07pm On May 01
Sapasenator:


I believe it should come with a cleaning kit. only $1,600 pere.

Why you dey tell me the amount? I ask you? I no dey interested
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 4:08pm On May 01
odimbannamdi:


Why you dey tell me the amount? I ask you? I no dey interested

na you sabi
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 4:12pm On May 01
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Cha E!

Naija-Cover Nwanne

Ke IJE!
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by udomonday: 4:13pm On May 01
I told my wife that I was going to get one of it to compliment her whenever she is not in the mood,and she threatened to set it on fire.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 4:18pm On May 01
udomonday:
I told my wife that I was going to get one of it to compliment her whenever she is not in the mood,and she threatened to set it on fire.

Why na,

Technically, making out with a doll model cannot be classified as cheating na.

You guys can even have a thre*some with the doll model. Give me your wife's number let me explain the benefits of doll models to her.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Babaibeji2020(m): 4:19pm On May 01
truthhurts2:

It hasn't gotten to this nau... Why the vulgar words Oga grin
Reread what he told me,ogbeni.....
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Ten06(m): 4:19pm On May 01
Are you your friend? Is your friend you?
Just tell us you are in love with a sex doll

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by udomonday: 4:20pm On May 01
Sapasenator:


Why na,

Technically, making out with a doll model cannot be classified as cheating na.

You guys can even have a party with the doll model. Give me your wife's number let me explain the benefits of doll models to her.
I explained it to her but she is having none of it.as for the number,I don't think your ear can stand her voice.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Babaibeji2020(m): 4:20pm On May 01
Ten06:
Are you your friend? Is your friend you?
Just tell us you are in love with a sex doll
Don't mind the clown....
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 4:21pm On May 01
Ten06:
Are you your friend? Is your friend you?
Just tell us you are in love with a sex doll

If I am in love with a doll, I will simply buy without coming to NL na. Its a free world and I am not bounded by all the religious constraints most Nigerians have. I was only trying to help my friend.

Thanks for your input though!
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 4:23pm On May 01
udomonday:
I explained it to her but she is having none of it.as for the number,I don't think your ear can stand her voice.

Oh boy, Then she should be ready at all times to give it to you all the styles anytime you want without complaining.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Elidrisy20: 4:23pm On May 01
You have to respect your friend's decision, my advice to you is watch your asss, if him do tire with that rubber, na you him go knack
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 4:30pm On May 01
Antoeni:
You Are the One, There is No Friend of Yours Anywhere,
You Are Possessed And Needs Total Deliverance Urgently

possess ke.

Na me dey possess people not the other way round.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 4:31pm On May 01
IfyAwazie:
I'm the crazy one for viewing and commenting

Na you are not crazy my dear.

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