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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by merit12(f): 8:09am On Nov 05, 2014
seun
*lip sealed. Doing sign of the cross

Smiling to the. Mods
Cutehector4u:
e mommy...hahaha.... So who z gonna be d e daddy

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:13am On Nov 05, 2014
merit12:
seun
*lip sealed. Doing sign of the cross

Smiling to the. Mods
all dese girls dat r crushing on seun...hmmm... Thr is God ooo... They havnt even seen wat he looks like,,,

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Princecalm(m): 8:15am On Nov 05, 2014
Dcmg:
lol,my broda you give a damn men.If you didn't,you won't be qouting me.
Ignoramus will always claim to be experts.It Is not your fault,you are just a Smallis.
now i get it when they say ignorance is a big disease.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Dcmg(m): 8:20am On Nov 05, 2014
Ok o,hope you are satisfied?Abeg no Qoute me again mbok.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by mcdreeezy: 8:24am On Nov 05, 2014
killjoy:


yes o. dats y gals lyk rosebase nw take up unnecessary fyt wit guys lyk gsainttrinity. isn't it ridiculous?
Lol, it's xpected to be so.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by merit12(f): 8:27am On Nov 05, 2014
Cutehector4u:
all dese girls dat r crushing on seun...hmmm... Thr is God ooo... They havnt even seen wat he looks like,,,
Why will I crush seun?when you are very much available.


But crushing the mods,to get somebori ban for life

Then I tot ,instead of crushing mod why not crush seun,to get some mod ban for life


Mod like..........lip sealed

Btw how are you my e-dear
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Jcob(m): 8:29am On Nov 05, 2014
And the op will still end up getting married!

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by holatin(m): 8:29am On Nov 05, 2014
and lastly so human being can be extinct right ??

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:30am On Nov 05, 2014
merit12:
Why will I crush seun?when you are very much available.


But crushing the mods,to get somebori ban for life

Then I tot ,instead of crushing mod why not crush seun,to get some mod ban for life


Mod like..........lip sealed

Btw how are you my e-dear
lolz...it wont be a bad idea to hav a mod as a boyfrnd so u can intimidate any guy who finds ur trouble in nairaland...wel i'm fine also my e frnd... I think i already like dat name... R u black? tongue
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:30am On Nov 05, 2014
merit12:
Nor mind am jor,because he taught he can beat me..........always looking my trouble

He is a really fool, a sentimental fool,I kinda feel sorry for him.(I'm not insulting him oh,just singing asa muik)

Didn't do him any thing oh
*crying

I will tell my e-mommy for you


Btw mr e-eparator are you black?

well I'm a Nigerian if dats wot u wanna knw. plus wen u said black fowl , I tot u meant a fowl DAT has black feathers n everything black. did u actually mean a fowl from Nigeria hahahaha. very funny. take a look at Monica. I'm black
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:31am On Nov 05, 2014
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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:33am On Nov 05, 2014
Jcob:
And the op will still end up getting married!

na Ur sister I wan marry

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by holatin(m): 8:33am On Nov 05, 2014
so human can go extint
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by free2ryhme: 8:37am On Nov 05, 2014
killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.


Every one look a pevert just post his stupidity on nairaland
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:40am On Nov 05, 2014
Darn kids! Running around and mouthing off like they know everything! What do they know? Funny 2 out of 3 great people he mentioned in his post are/were married.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by jahlove4jah: 8:41am On Nov 05, 2014
killjoy:

as a matter of fact, d good tins marriage has to offer to a man r tins he can enjoy while still single. wot I withheld r more downsides to marriage. my parents r separated n seem happier that way. my friends Dada died of heart attack caused by his wife, look marriage shud be a no go area for a man who intends to live eida happy or long or both.
. The choices we make in life goes a long way to determine our lots in life. A friend of mine marked his 7th marriage anniversary weeks back and their marital bliss is growing with each passing day. Most marriages/relationships today crash because people fails to put in the kind of effort that draws them together in the first place. If you a Christian, recall the. Assurance in Eccles. Chapter 4 vs 12. The three cords represents God,husband and wife.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:41am On Nov 05, 2014
Take what you read on Nairaland serious at your peril!
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:42am On Nov 05, 2014
TheNaijan:

Eff_ing true!Thumbs up man! I was about to make a thread like that...Lol
Besides you forgot to add: You can have the freedom to travel places eg: Brazil, Russia, Columbia, Japan and have amazing s_x with the young hotties you meet....
And you can have a kid if you want; from a surrogate....Just like CR7


guyman dats d way o

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Tattooboy: 8:42am On Nov 05, 2014
killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.
fucckin niceest post ever.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by xynerise: 8:42am On Nov 05, 2014
Nonsense
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by tbaby534(f): 8:43am On Nov 05, 2014
eminentme:
u no lie, d females are GREAT source of distraction and retardation to men
So was ur mother to your father

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by K9Uneet(m): 8:44am On Nov 05, 2014
killjoy:

no. abit realistic, maybe. very realistic, yes!
But realistic all the same.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by humilitypays(m): 8:44am On Nov 05, 2014
killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.
Been reading threads/comments on nairaland for long now as a guest, and I must say that u guys make marriage seem like a hell, which I doubt. Even though I am single, I strongly believe that marriage is sweet and there are good ladies out there, just that we single guys need to pray to God to link us with our true partner in life; and that's my prayer for you and I.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by smartigo: 8:44am On Nov 05, 2014
Front page o! Damn! You don kill marriage proposals o. Your assertions r bitter truth but pessimistic. This generation of women are evolving o albeit some are cancerous.

Marrying a fren is the best for a long time n beneficial relationship.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by K9Uneet(m): 8:46am On Nov 05, 2014
tbaby534:

So was ur mother to your father
Hit a raw nerve, did he?
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by kilokeys(m): 8:49am On Nov 05, 2014
my tots exactly..
but....

ill do it for safe, guiltless sex.
ill do it for respect
ill do it for responsibility
ill do it to preserve the human race
ill do it to avoid being lonely
ill do it for the cutest things, babies.
ill do it for HER

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:50am On Nov 05, 2014
Lipzlikeshugar:
according to Ur number1, men want sex before they develop feelings for a lady. Are u for real?? so u trying to say my bf of 2years does not have feelings for me yet?? wow
yes I do not have feelings for you...grin
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Crazyadlin(f): 8:51am On Nov 05, 2014
killjoy:

as a matter of fact, d good tins marriage has to offer to a man r tins he can enjoy while still single. wot I withheld r more downsides to marriage. my parents r separated n seem happier that way. my friends Dada died of heart attack caused by his wife, look marriage shud be a no go area for a man who intends to live eida happy or long or both.
I see were ur problem originated from, probably a broken home breed, 4 d fact dt it did work ur parents or friends parent does'nt mean d married ones cnt live a happy n fulfilled life, Only dos dt av inborn greed in dem will ruminate they way u are acting, if u dnt wnt 2 marry, kip d oath n promise 2ur sef, n stop displaying ur idiosyncrasy.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by corruptboss(m): 8:51am On Nov 05, 2014
so scarily true... all this thoughts have been in my head for long.

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Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by addiephilips(m): 8:52am On Nov 05, 2014
Hmmm...OP so your point is enjoy life being single, fornicate to satisfy your sexual needs and in the end die and go to hell huh? Toh, I can only wish you good luck
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Nobody: 8:52am On Nov 05, 2014
jmoore:


He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from God..
Yeah. Tell that to Ambassador Wigwe.
Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(m): 8:52am On Nov 05, 2014
K9Uneet:

Hit a raw nerve, did he?

no. u can't get under my skin. its a mile thick. try again

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