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3cycle:
Funny guys around...
Some will walk up to ask if you've watched the match between arsenal and Nigeria.

FrancisTony:
*typing*

My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex.

It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know.

I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead.

Me- Hello

She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me)

Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me.

To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?".













Believe my Story at your own peril.

tosyne2much:
[i] My second experience

I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins with a word from her

** Fwd **

I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool

We departed and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB

At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I could wait than zoom off (if I hear say I wait)

Khalessi:
This dude always has some dumb experience to share. Am sure now it's a thing of the past since girls are the ones chasing you.

Khalessi:
This dude always has some dumb experience to share. Am sure now it's a thing of the past since girls are the ones chasing you.

FrancisTony:
*typing*

My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex.

It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know.

I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead.

Me- Hello

She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me)

Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me.

To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?".













Believe my Story at your own peril.

tosyne2much:
[i] My second experience

I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins with a word from her

** Fwd **

I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool

We departed and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB

At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I could wait than zoom off (if I hear say I wait)
BROS YOU FOR WAIT FOR THE REMAINING BOMB NA

Truckpusher:
Dry
3cycle you can lie for Africa

Even my 8 and 9 yr old neighboor's kids knew that Asernal is a clubside

xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

UjSizzle:
You wouldn't have to. The farm's always calling over there.

adonbilivit:
seeing this made me smile cos i just wooed a lady now. it was smooth. i never get embarrassed cos i sabi package my self..
i saw her in the bank this morning, i got attracted to her instantly. when i was done i went outside and waited for to come out. after waiting for about five minutes she came out....and immediately walked into a boutique. *see gobe*..she started conversing with the sales person( a lady)...* double wahala*...i still went there, said hi to both of them and asked the other lady to excuse us and she did ...the rest is not meant for your ears and eyes

Raymondenyi:
Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature;
They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)...

Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do...

Am out.

Raymondenyi:
Only very inexperienced small boiz; run after a lady; or goo to woo a lady; they just see walking on d road; it is vvery inappropriate and immature;
They are appropriate quarters for that; if the situation is not appropriate; or the atmosphere does not warrant it; pls do not go; its as simple as that; telling u from my countless experiuences; I have never been embarrased; or lookrd down upon ( ur dressing n presentation tells d way u'll be addressed)...

Those who have eyes, n are willing to lear,; pls do...

Am out.

Fabdedon:
this same thing almost happen to me...here are de in details
www.nairaland.com/1988807/hilarious-sunday-exprience
very funny exprience....
modified:
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my
phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to
tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine
mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined..
And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk
majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_
thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids.. (chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***
Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of
Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey
sweat for tongue)
:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka
Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall
in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your
botanical name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me
like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..
Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that
name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet
Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention
dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me.
Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
. .
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her
house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until
she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport
money for offering for church which means 3km
treking....choi..#Gobe
.
.
. As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next
time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary
society am their vice president so my presence is needed
there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At
least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)
Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers
this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why
do you say am not rightous!!!!)
.
. Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
.
.
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

tosyne2much:
[i] My second experience

I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her

** Fwd **

I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool

We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB

At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)

VickyyB:
This lies you are sharing.

pinkiepetite:
I came here to laugh

Ilovenigeria:
How confusing?

Truckpusher:
*yimu* they should believe you at their own peril.

Meanwhile ,how is my ........

FrancisTony:
*typing*

My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex.

It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know.

I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead.

Me- Hello

She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me)

Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me. EKU IRO OOOO!!!

To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?".













Believe my Story at your own peril.

silvermania:
yes and d farm is more preferable to the one you just coming from in Nigeria. meanwhile how is home?

maureensylvia:
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xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

tosyne2much:
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo


Lemme keep the ball rolling

**Clears throat**

I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey

** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place

ME - what's up pretty lady ?

She - I'm fine and you ?

Me - I'm very well

Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite

After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing

At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)

**Guys pls share yours **

Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo

CoolHunk:
Wicked!!! Definitely a Boko Haram lady.

mysticSeason:
I had an embarrasing experience once buh I can't share it.............its dim funny

tosyne2much:
[i] My second experience

I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her

** Fwd **

I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool

We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB

At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)