Make money

More money

Plenty money

Reasonable money

Big dick

dechandel:
Nice physique
Smart
Clean n Fresh
Good accent
Nice sense of humour

What again??

My list is berra than yours

am crushing on you can I have your contact?

Nice writeup

i will try and remember those. Thanks

Janeify:
Useless

Very Very ...

jboy73:


**runs to check her own pic**

haha... I get hope o!

Talking about filtering, check your pic and check mine then tell me d one u think looks more filtered
Chimpanzee looking gurl.

Wait! Have u traced your family tree?
I think chimpazee did it with one of your granny(s)

So classless

hmmmm ....

jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

So those with K- legs should go cut it and fix a straight or bow one JUST TO GET A GIRL?

Truly, you were smoking..

I always choose ur list no 1....Be rich..


Omo if u r rich u go f***k even person mama...naija gyals r money hungry n lazy too much

faqman:


how can someone know he his ugly??

Ask the chimpanzee living close to you

dechandel:

[color=#99000]Very useless o [/color]

Extra useless i'm tellin u..Na who open dis guy cage sef?? Dat person nids som cannin

5 ways 2 make a 9ja gal fall 4 u.
1. Be rich
2. Be madly rich
3. Be super rich
4. Be freakin rich
5. Be richer dan rich.

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OP You be real NFA- No future ambition. Sorry

Pls can u get me a mattress from ur mattress shop.

I'd like to know if you smoke. U say u make a killing from selling mattress That is foam.....

jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

wetin happen nah

Janeify:
Blind BOY get out.muna indi ime bush anuro emekota....iwotago?

Nne, imaka.

Ipledge:
Follow cute guys work pass magic
U go dey chop reminants,it's better than u to be hungry

lolz... this guy u 4ny

be stanky rich and u are good to go

dechandel:
Nice physique
Smart
Clean n Fresh
Good accent
Nice sense of humour

What again??

My list is berra than yours

No money on ur list...

crackhouse:
Pls can u get me a mattress from ur mattress shop.

Check his profile picture... Looooook closely... No Ruuuuush...


When done,... U'd know the answer to expect for this ur question...

faqman:


how can someone know he his ugly??

By looking at the mirror or by asking a four year old how u look like or by igniting a quarrel with ur enemy... These are d 3 tins dat will tell u the truth about yourself

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.

Chai iii! Lol!! You are wicked oooo o........

The most inspiring and encouraging words of our time to all 21st century Wowos/ugly guys/ladies.

dechandel:
Nice physique
Smart
Clean n Fresh
Good accent
Nice sense of humour

What again??

My list is berra than yours

where d money part?

Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.

Bwahahahahahaha

Abeg November babes are the cutest

jboy73:


Like how much money?

Much money!!!
Enough money!!!
Excess money!!!
Mega money!!!

faqman:


how can someone know he his ugly??

Jez look at d mirror.....it doesn't lie.

Easy... 1.Money
2. Big chest
3.fair complexion
4.big triceps/biceps(Mr. Oreo)
5. Good accent
6. Intelligence
7. Neatness
8. Sharp(no dulling)...
9. God fearing.(extremely pretty girls hate this) that's why girls hate me.

akpumping7720:

By looking at the mirror or by asking a four year old how u look like or by igniting a quarrel with ur enemy... These are d 3 tins dat will tell u the truth about yourself

LOL!!! u shud b reported!