jboy73:


OK sir.















Thunder destroy u

Fabdedon:
Sir i never wished u bad why this?

jboy73:


Weti happen

jboy73:


I just felt like doing this.


Sorry

Fabdedon:
no problem..just keep on entertaining me.. Nwanne

naijaboiy:

i dey tell you

Janeify and jboy73...I hope the show is still on?

kristina1:
Am enjoyin dis alot
More mb to ya phone.

Janeify:
lol...my doctor warned me to stop arguing with people that still wear MINI Pampers

On top mattress

Janeify:
lol...my doctor warned me to stop arguing with people that still wear MINI Pampers

naijaboiy:

On top mattress

jboy73:


Lol, u wen no d wear pant go work?

Janeify:
this babe ehn!i will exchange my phone with naijaboy or tosyn when my mb gets exhausted

Janeify:
i wasn't talking to you,you know

jboy73:


U were talking in my thread.

My thread is my property.

Janeify:
Hahaha... you call that sponge mattress? Na foam

Don't talk about the CEO of Mouka foam like that joor

Janeify:
because na your papa get Nairaland I don't have time for fools,spare me this rubbish

naijaboiy:

Don't talk about the CEO of Mouka foam like that joor

naijaboiy:

Don't talk about the CEO of Mouka foam like that joor

naijaboiy:

Don't talk about the CEO of Mouka foam like that joor

Janeify:
see as the guy dey happy .the mumu doesn't know when sarcastic comments are used

faqman:


how can someone know he his ugly??

ninovandross:
u can knw ur ugly when u look at mirror and d mirror break, u luk baby d baby faint, u luk bance him smile. My broda those are d methods of conferming ur wor-worlity, shey ur good knw

jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

Tapgist:


Lol this get me tripping

jboy73:


As how?

evegran:
LMAO!

This is funny.

Ipledge:
Follow cute guys work pass magic
U go dey chop reminants,it's better than u to be hungry