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mikketech:
am crushing on you can I have your contact?

Um thanks for crushing on me, I guess. May I ask why you're even crushing?
I have a serious man I love infinity X infinity.
Pals yes! Nothing more.

invincible007:
Easy... 1.Money
2. Big chest
3.fair complexion
4.big triceps/biceps(Mr. Oreo)
5. Good accent
6. Intelligence
7. Neatness
8. Sharp(no dulling)...
9. God fearing.(extremely pretty girls hate this) that's why girls hate me.

Nigga ur not totally correct.

MONEY ANSWERED ALL THINGS.......

evegran:
Um thanks for crushing on me, I guess. May I ask why you're even crushing?
I have a serious man I love infinity X infinity.
Pals yes! Nothing more.

ok. Goodluck. I pray he loves and talks about you the way u just did.

Its nt bout the money. Jst look good and have something valuable upstairs. Wisdom sells.

In summary, MONEY and AUTHORITY does the magic...

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jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

I opened your thread not to read it but to tell you everything you've posted is a lie..

Much ado about nothing but 'greedy girls'...


Back to blasting "Nigg.ars in Paris" by JayZ & K West **nodding head hysterically**

Guy u dull ooo....i see d reason why u were banned...very stewpid

Janeify:
getting angry only shows that you BELIEVE that your thread is f**king useless

Bad belle jane

Stoner!!! Everything everything wey you talk join

jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

what about 5 Ways/things That Will NOT Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You.

jboy73:
An for ur mind u be fine girl?


U wowo
U wowo oooo
U wowo ooooooooo
U be the wowoest girl for ur street.
U be the wowoest girl for nairaland.

U don photoshop ur dp sote person go see your face think say na death body wen them decorate.

Oh boy! Abeg free the babe jare. Everybody know say she wowo. Telling her go be like cliche. #shey you understand me?

Zohan:
what about 5 Ways/things That Will NOT Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You.

p
hehe.. Telln em de truth... Like dey ar average lukn

jboy73:
Funny + handsome like me

lolz,with the way uv been shouting handsome since mawnin,I don tink say u go fine pass me,I check ur dp finish,all I saw was a monkey in shades..

crackhouse:
Pls can u get me a mattress from ur mattress shop.

hehehe..crackhouse indeed.

Cruzeiro:
p
hehe.. Telln em de truth... Like dey ar average lukn

ok o. make i take fear believe you

Now I think Nairaland mods are getting sillier!

benstuber:
lolz,with the way uv been shouting handsome since mawnin,I don tink say u go fine pass me,I check ur dp finish,all I saw was a monkey in shades..

Lol.

benstuber:
lolz,with the way uv been shouting handsome since mawnin,I don tink say u go fine pass me,I check ur dp finish,all I saw was a monkey in shades..

Checked yours and saw a chimpanzee on jacket.

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Penboy:
Oh boy! Abeg free the babe jare. Everybody know say she wowo. Telling her go be like cliche. #shey you understand me?

I understand u o.

The girl 2 like talk...And me I 2 like to reply.

jboy73:
Checked yours and saw a chimpanzee on jacket.

ok.

benstuber:
ok.

You're welcome

am a vry cute guy wit lots of gentlman's swag bt no cash.moni is my shortcoming...chai!.no grl wnt me cos of moni.dough i hv prospect

N get big preeq

Op is that you on your profile?

Am not funny....... am the most boring

mizkeleke:
Jez look at d mirror.....it doesn't lie.

how will the mirror tell??