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cirmuell:

dhardline: ...I would have not believed too if I had not heard tales from girls in similar situations.Once a girl told me a guy did same to her in a bus,d guy released an even wet her skirt in the process.I pity such men sha when it should take at least 10 to 15mins with serious action to cum some cum wit minor rubbing in a bus.

mztubsy:
I particularly don't find this funny due to the fact that I have once been a victim of this nonsnse.it happnened during madonna uni days.y'all know that private schoool students store up konji.I was just the guy's labrat thatday.he mssed up my skirt.I didn't cause a scene tho,cuz he looked quite nerdy and I felt pityfor him.he felt like a kid.so I just walked away with my friends....funniest thing is we met again @ his faculty and he kpt on pleading and pleading....we became friends afterwards....lolz.these things do happen ,selfcontrol or not.espcially if a lady's got nice ass.

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

Mmadukaku:
No pictures? This is one of the reason why I advice guys never to leave the house without wanking.

haul:
is stupid to call you a man yet,is either you haven't reach puberty. How can a man have expulsion in such a nasty state of BRT with over 45passangers? And he didn't even touch erotic places of the female Are you sick or you like typing bunch oof gobbledygook?

I'm ashamed you don't know a male body system

Solozzo:
It's possible. There was a documented case where a young man was arrested for this kind of behaviuor in a voting queue in Nigeria. He had pushed hard and rubbed his erect joystick against a woman on tge queue and ejaculated on her, wet himself. Woman raised alarm. The police arrested him and was sentenced by the judge.

If this is the preferred sexual lifestyle of the person ie rubbing against people for sexual gratification, it is called frotteurism.

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

46arcadez:
More pls

iykololo:
Its called groping,though his is mild. its more prevalent with asian countries,watched a silly documentry on it. thank ur stars oo. N:B the girl might ve been enjoying it who knows?

jmoore:
That man na real mkpi!!



But the question is why do some of you girls keep silent?
If I see any man doing such to my sister ehh, the kind embarrassment I go give am ehh. He will not have £rection for 6 months.

Eugenedimgba:
you don't know how the male reproductive system works. Your story reeks of lies.'he crossed his legs so the semen wouldnt fall off', does he have watery sperm? Ejaculating under intense and uncomfortable conditions without masturbation? How on earth? Noticed semen on his jeans trousers? C'mon semen isn't permeable like water! Work on your fairy tale stories pls.

Eugenedimgba:
you don't know how the male reproductive system works. Your story reeks of lies.'he crossed his legs so the semen wouldnt fall off', does he have watery sperm? Ejaculating under intense and uncomfortable conditions without masturbation? How on earth? Noticed semen on his jeans trousers? C'mon semen isn't permeable like water! Work on your fairy tale stories pls.

haryomikun:
Abeg, wetin u dey talk? Embarass him for what? Konji simply caught him and he used what nature gave him.

hazureal:
It happens and it's very disgusting and annoying. Infact, I witnessed it last week Wednesday when a colleague and I went to collect our PVCs.
When we got to the venue, the INEC officials had not arrived, so everyone waited around.
She was telling me about some challenges she's been having for a while and I was trying to cheer her up.
I noticed a guy in native attire (big buba and trousers) standing and pushing against her from behind her. I initially thought it was because of the crowd, but when some people around us moved away, this guy still stuck behind this woman o!
I became suspicious and asked her to move to her left side. I noticed that she still had her purse in her hand, but d guy still stood rooted to the spot and he started looking up with his mouth open.
You can imagine the disgust when I saw that he had an erection. It was so glaring even through his big buba.
I showed her and she was like " I didn't even notice anything". I was shocked! Was she that depressed that she truly did not notice?
Even when I shouted at the guy, an elderly man came to meet me and said "Madam, you are adding to the problem".
We later got to know he's an im-be-ci-le.
That scene got me so disturbed that when I went to check at the same venue the following day, if the PVC was ready, I carried a poly bag wit some newspapers in it, and I held it behind me.

jmoore:
So if she was your daughter, you will be smiling abi?

mztubsy:
I particularly don't find this funny due to the fact that I have once been a victim of this nonsnse.it happnened during madonna uni days.y'all know that private schoool students store up konji.I was just the guy's labrat thatday.he mssed up my skirt.I didn't cause a scene tho,cuz he looked quite nerdy and I felt pityfor him.he felt like a kid.so I just walked away with my friends....funniest thing is we met again @ his faculty and he kpt on pleading and pleading....we became friends afterwards....lolz.these things do happen ,selfcontrol or not.espcially if a lady's got nice ass.

tellwisdom:

Na this ur FLAT yansh dem dey get erèction for?? ....Cheii, obasi mbok

hollagokay:
this is indeed a funny experience and the man is truly shameless. well i no too blame the mr. nackson seeing all dat curves, shape and edges of yours... :oi must say u r endowed and have a face to go with the particulars too

kowema:
Lol....Thanks

bomasek:
Ya yansh no big na

kowema:
Oga go boil stone

kowema:
Lol....Thanks