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bond77:
Feel free to come.... but one tin is certain after u leave...

ur cute face will neva remain d same

Wonder y I don't feel threatened at all

Twaci:
Open a thread on it then....

Nlanders will help u with answers. Oya leave me!

i hold you

Twaci:
Wonder y I don't feel threatened at all

when I adorn ur face with conc H2SO4, u will get d feeling

bond77:
when I adorn ur face with conc H2SO4, u will get d feeling

bad guy

zick19:
Bro, if you think God is a bad Creator, why can't you go and start creating your own version of human beings....... coz u re talking as if u re perfect SMH

OK, bro. One love.

Cutieberie, my apologies.

hifaif:
OK, bro. One love.

Cutieberie1, my apologies.

Better
#peace

Twaci:
The time I poured cra-cra (devil beans) in a boy's school bag........

WHAT?! He pissed me off.

Wickedt girl

Cry. Some deep sh*t back then.

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

You harsh ooo! I hope you will not hijack your husband's manhood if there is a disagreement. Joke apart if the guy's manhood was so big, youldnt you have had another thought? Hmmmmm

zick19:
i regretted my action and i went to apologize to her....

you be mumu oooo why did you apologise?

What is cra-cra (devil's beans)?

pelij18:
you be mumu oooo why did you apologise?

As a guy na, she still fit dey useful later

Going down south without getting none in return

9jatatafo:
You harsh ooo! I hope you will not hijack your husband's manhood if there is a disagreement. Joke apart if the guy's manhood was so big, youldnt you have had another thought? Hmmmmm

lol

u killer??

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

Mine was very embarrassing. I dey always form fighter when i dey small, that was when my uncle and his friend set me up. Apparently this babe that sells fruit insulted me annd i told her that if she ever stepped into our compound, i will deal with her. That was when my ncle went to open the gate for this string babe ooo. Bros i no fit finish the tory for here. I just discover say the babe carry me and begin dey fling me like paper all around the compound till i surrender. Na me beg am last ooooo.

EpicOracle:
Mine? very absurd. Fell in love with a pregnant girl in my final year. I wasn't responsible. We got close. She started using me for errands. Nearly missed one degree paper because i wanted to buy her food.

lol

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

Haba, Aunty u are telling lies

Twaci:
The time I poured cra-cra (devil beans) in a boy's school bag........

WHAT?! He pissed me off.

Twaci:
The time I poured cra-cra (devil beans) in a boy's school bag........

WHAT?! He pissed me off.

Omo U wicked gaaan oooooo.

snowhyt:
hahahaha, don't tell me u were beaten by ur ex? lwkmd

she was a cultists. what do U expect. Himself pass Him boundary naaaa. dating Her bestfriend

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

Guy u dull, if I were u, wld'v gotn her number 1st nd dial to be sure b4 goin down dat tunnel

Rexhenrex:
u wont understand they were three and ma ex g.f was bad tempered,and a turnboy she works out and hits the gym always so imagine.

.


Boss. U self pass Ur boundary.


U dated her best friend for crying out loud.


U get luck say dem no use cutlass do Ur operation.

Rexeffiom:
Haba, Aunty u are telling lies

oh really!!! try me.

zick19:
Let me start first

This happened back then in secondary school, there was this girl called Tosin, she is neither my friend nor enemy but on this faithful day, an argument arose between both of us and the next thing she said was that she was going to slap my face and i was like "I swear!!! If you try it, i'm gonna give you 10 in return" and before a blink of eye, a dirty slap landed on my face and my mates started laughing me, but as a man of my words, i just moved a step closer to her and i started lancing her slap as if i was playing tennis, her cries called the attention of our vp and the vp still got her punished for slapping me 1st but later in the day i regretted my action and i went to apologize to her....

Now, share yours
#zick_diqsaw

MAN! You Are Wicked! Me Just Imaginin The Slaps That Was Landing On Her. U Couldnt Even Return Just 1slap

olaxco2f:
u killer??

no no no...just a little lesson

Twaci:
Wonder y I don't feel threatened at all

Because you r a boy or rather man...

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

so at 17 u knw to position of manh%d even wen coverd wt kaki now u go be baba 4 dat side! Anywhere u try sha!

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

how are we sure that is hi hi stuff!! If a boy is approaching or harassing girl there is something is looking for @jst kidding lol!!!

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

Hey! Aunty, u can lie oh, u grab a full grown man for blokos?
Hmmm

If na me ehn, d kind resounding slap I go give u ehn, u go think say trailer jam u

Abeg tell us anoda story, dis one no gel.

Midehi:
lol...i av no option than to do that coz i cant stand him in fight.

after grabbing is manhood hw do u fill

midasbliss:
MAN! You Are Wicked! Me Just Imaginin The Slaps That Was Landing On Her. U Couldnt Even Return Just 1slap

Don't mind me sis..... datz d power or anger