Rexhenrex:
mine was wen i broke up with ma ex who was a cultist and dated her best friend..she beat and destroyed ma phone.that time if u are using lumia u would regarded as a big boy on campus

Hahahahahahahaha

Yokolu yokolu
Kowatan biii
Iyawo gbe oko san le
Oko yoke
Yokolu yokolu......

Hahahaha... Ur ex beat ur A.ss... Shey you A.ssnal ni, maybe you are related to Arsene wenger..

sule5727:
after grabbing is manhood hw do u fill

feel ke...i felt nothing

bond77:


U poured devil beans into his bag? no no no no this is extreme

Wat u poured into his bag is a personification of the kind of person you are

A devil

well spoken

Mine was slapping a girl for publicly insulting me and dipped my hands in her boyfriends eyes back in secondary school ss2

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

For everything that happens, there is a reason. . . pele

zick19:

why on earth should u do dat I jez pray she didn't expose it

dick get identification ni?

Imoy:


Hey! Aunty, u can lie oh, u grab a full grown man for blokos?
Hmmm

If na me ehn, d kind resounding slap I go give u ehn, u go think say trailer jam u

Abeg tell us anoda story, dis one no gel.

this is just to tell u how naive u are, dnt eva allow anyone hold u there cos if e happen,hahahaha.....how u wan take raise ur hand sef,for inside pain? u av no option dan to beg & surrender.
i dnt need dfendin mysef weda i lie or nt...i av jus said my own version of that thread.

tope24:
Mine was very embarrassing. I dey always form fighter when i dey small, that was when my uncle and his friend set me up. Apparently this babe that sells fruit insulted me annd i told her that if she ever stepped into our compound, i will deal with her. That was when my ncle went to open the gate for this string babe ooo. Bros i no fit finish the tory for here. I just discover say the babe carry me and begin dey fling me like paper all around the compound till i surrender. Na me beg am last ooooo.

Kwakwakwakwakwa!! Hilarious... Fruit seller whooped ur a.ss in ur own compound. Shey you be arsenal nii... She played away match like monaco yet beat you like arsenal

zick19:

Lolz.... Which one be slapist again

slapiologist

zick19:

Lolz.... Which one be slapist again

slapiologist

sule5727:
how are we sure that is hi hi stuff!! If a boy is approaching or harassing girl there is something is looking for @jst kidding lol!!!

he cudnt get wat he was lookin for so he gave up.

BestKato:
so at 17 u knw to position of manh%d even wen coverd wt kaki now u go be baba 4 dat side! Anywhere u try sha!

b4 nko, why will i nt know,am nt a dullar na

What kinda crap heading is this? "Let you done" like seriously?

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

*In kunle afolayan's voice#october1*

"Don't you touch me!! Don't you ever"

There was this fine girl in my department who refused to help me buy pencil despite the fact that she was going to a shop nearby to buy her own. She went as far as raining insults on me for daring to send her on errand in front of our coursemates.
I remained calm and started targeting her. I became unusually good to her and thanks to my calm tactics, she became my campus wife. She washed and ironed my clothes, prepared my meals, cleaned my room, and willingly submitted 'her thing' to me all through our final year. #Alwaysbecalm.

Chooi men don F up welu welu I no wan even remember some

So there was this girl I bullied almost every day at school thinking she was weak heheh d day way she mean me I go hell come back the girl na 4th level judo
And she sabi aikido sef men for every one punch I threw I got four in return chooi the girl even dey use my cloth throw me for ground.
After that fight I had to practise numerous martial art we later meet in another school we started dating

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

people @ Nollywood will read this and turn it into a movie with part 1,2 and 3

zick19:
Let me start first

This happened back then in secondary school, there was this girl called Tosin, she is neither my friend nor enemy but on this faithful day, an argument arose between both of us and the next thing she said was that she was going to slap my face and i was like "I swear!!! If you try it, i'm gonna give you 10 in return" and before a blink of eye, a dirty slap landed on my face and my mates started laughing me, but as a man of my words, i just moved a step closer to her and i started lancing her slap as if i was playing tennis, her cries called the attention of our vp and the vp still got her punished for slapping me 1st but later in the day i regretted my action and i went to apologize to her....

Now, share yours
#zick_diqsaw

You called this the most annoying thing an opposite sex has done to YOU?
Then you have seen nothing

Twaci:
The time I poured cra-cra (devil beans) in a boy's school bag........

WHAT?! He pissed me off.

Babe you wicked O, anyway na Love sha

blublahd:
That of my ex who made me send a pic of my dick even tho i didnt want to, till she started all her tricks, esp guilt tripping. All just to satisfy her!
Also of note she never sent hers.

Why na

That awkward moment when an Aristo told me that I am too small for her!
As one of the campus biggest boiz I practically told her not to pass through our street and you know our street is was the only road to the campus.


Well










She washed, starched and iron my clothes.






And also, you know, became my first lady in the final year!


#GodBlessHealtheco
#GodblessPharjmccarpo

Midehi:

feel ke...i felt nothing

ok bt next tym dnt grab somebody's manhood!! a friend of my as once grab ma manhood I nearly die is dangerous okay?

arabbunkum:
There was this fine girl in my department who refused to help me buy pencil despite the fact that she was going to a shop nearby to buy her own. She went as far as raining insults on me for daring to send her on errand in front of our coursemates.
I remained calm and started targeting her. I became unusually good to her and thanks to my calm tactics, she became my campus wife. She washed and ironed my clothes, prepared my meals, cleaned my room, and willingly submitted 'her thing' to me all through our final year. #Alwaysbecalm.

lolz... as in who laughs last thingz... slow poison bad wella

sipsip:
What is cra-cra (devil's beans)?

Trust me dude. That shi* Is crazy just pray u never have any thin to do with it

Midehi:

feel ke...i felt nothing

ok bt dnt try it next time because is dangerous

The day I got my later of enlistment for a Job, I went for a clearance, To my great surprise the CSO was my Ex Girl friend who I Dumped for no reasons, She asked everybody to go out leaving me and her, That's in Kaduna refineries. She asked me to kneel down beg for forgiveness before she do my clearance, I have no option because I have already succeeded for the job, and clearance alone might annul it. I did knelt down and beg for forgiveness. After that she sent me away without clearing me as a result I loosed the Job

Justeenaleo:


Slapper na
Slapist: person wey dey slap another person 10times and the person wey him dey slap just stand there him come dey give am slap 123456789 10.

the slapper said the slappist Slapped him 10 tymes

sule5727:
ok bt dnt try it next time because is dangerous

ok sir

sule5727:
ok bt next tym dnt grab somebody's manhood!! a friend of my as once grab ma manhood I nearly die is dangerous okay?

yes sir...but u know dat was d only thing dat made d guy to let me be

There was this girl in my department then....she dy always form classy with her group of friends......as I come enta class dah day, her "classy" frnds don carry one thick cover note book book seat for am even when she never cum class....na em me commot d book siddon.....when d gal later cum class she say mek I commot....and me be like ;babe shey na now u dy cum......d gal begin shout oh...say if I no comot for d seat say she go force me comot.....b4 I knw wasup dis gal don put call through to em dude........we waited everywia tensed up for d dude to show up.....when dude (very muscular and tall) showed up and saw me.....he be like.....ahh. Amingo I no no say na u oh free d matter sha.....d girl was very very embarrased.....I now asked her...u don call finish..lol......




Though that's past now if you know what I mean

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

buhahahahahahaha very very funny story. Eya, but cant you help a babe for free? Maybe if your assistance was without any string attached, the bobo wouldn't have appeared.

In secondary school in JSS2, all my provisions had been stolen n I was seriously broke,the next weekend was visiting day and I was seriously looking forward to it....meanwhile I started taking school food seriously cos I no get choice. One day we were supposed 2 have beans for lunch and I hardly ever came for beans but I came that day. When I got there I was told 1 guy had already taken my food cos they didn't expect me 2 come. I went in search for the boy and he was already on his way to his hostel with my plate of food, I ran up 2 him and told him 2 give me my food he refused and started running towards the boys hostel....I no send o, I ran after him into his room sef, he was shocked, he couldn't believe it, me sef no even know say I don reach him room sef, I just wanted my food. When he saw how serious I was, he gave me the food and that's when I realised what I had done. Mind u I was just in JSS2 then...leaving the hostel was scary, the boys were screaming "who is did junior gal?" "wetin u dey find 4 here?" "if we give u something na u go complain o, but na u carry urself come"...walking out of his room,then through boys hostel n all,mhen I can never 4get that day.