imotal:
had this girlfriend in my undergraduate days. always having her way in all arguments, cheating on me(i caught her two times red Handed but was blinded by love...such love). she made me wash her menstruation soaked underwear. but I got my revenge: laced her underwear with ground pepper.

You washed her blood soaked underwear!?! . This is the definition of whipped! She deserved the pepper in the underwear


Chai!

Close to 8pm, she came to fetch water in my hostel with her frnds... a girl i had been asking out... It happened that there was no water in her hostel, so she called me to try and get a wheel barrow... i went to my NFCS fellowship secetariat to get the wheel barrow.. and she came with 2 of her frnds... after they fetched.. well as a sharp guy i paid for the water and helped her to carry d gallons to the wheel barrow and pushed it to her hostel for her... then it started raining... we were soaked.. so i offloaded the gallons... and i was waiting to get a reward na but before i could say anytin.. she gave me a hand shake and dissapeared into her hostel... men i was so bittered... i stood right there in the rain lol.. ontop everytin, as i pushed the wheel barow back 2 my hostel, the tyre got spoilt.. men i had to carry the heavy wheel barrow on my head to my hostel.. i looked miserable lol.. my neighbour was just laffing.

imotal:
had this girlfriend in my undergraduate days. always having her way in all arguments, cheating on me(i caught her two times red Handed but was blinded by love...such love). she made me wash her menstruation soaked underwear. but I got my revenge: laced her underwear with ground pepper.

hahahahahaha menstruation kwa?

zick19:

why on earth should u do dat I jez pray she didn't expose it

expose wot nw or did he add his face 2 d joystickfieif ys den he is d 21st century clown

Y did u go to apologise to her? To show u are a gentleman or wetin? #vegatalks#

Midehi:

lol...i av no option than to do that coz i cant stand him in fight.

if only d guy knw hw 2 put up a real fight u wouldnt v got away with dat....lol

drstrategy:
. Rep u fr dat bro…… 0ne l0ve…

Same here, bro. One love.

Hmmm,a man I once fell in love wit made me engaged in phone intimacy 4 over a year b4 I built up d confidence to put a stop 2 it

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

Is that you on your DP?

A girl poured me red oil on my pure sparklin white clothe...i couldnt do anytin coz she was my childhood friend n ppl saw us as couples so d likeness i had 4 her blinded me 2 d truth dat day n d most akward part is dat i still wnt 2 beg her.......power of love

PilotOz:
Close to 8pm, she came to fetch water in my hostel with her frnds... a girl i had been asking out... It happened that there was no water in her hostel, so she called me to try and get a wheel barrow... i went to my NFCS fellowship secetariat to get the wheel barrow.. and she came with 2 of her frnds... after they fetched.. well as a sharp guy i paid for the water and helped her to carry d gallons to the wheel barrow and pushed it to her hostel for her... then it started raining... we were soaked.. so i offloaded the gallons... and i was waiting to get a reward na but before i could say anytin.. she gave me a hand shake and dissapeared into her hostel... men i was so bittered... i stood right there in the rain lol.. ontop everytin, as i pushed the wheel barow back 2 my hostel, the tyre got spoilt.. men i had to carry the heavy wheel barrow on my head to my hostel.. i looked miserable lol.. my neighbour was just laffing.

Bros if what you just wrote was true. Mehnnnnnnn guy na your own bad pass.

Y dat one no b excuse oh

Dont rememba done anytin stupid.

urchman101:

Bros if what you just wrote was true. Mehnnnnnnn guy na your own bad pass.

lol, its true... But we ended up just beign frnds... Didn't wanna be in the dreaded frnd zone forever.

Texykool:


Is that you on your DP?

Haba!!! shud i say or no now.

[quote author=Smartestelvis post=31105471]if only d guy knw hw 2 put up a real fight u wouldnt v got away with dat....lol[/quote
when he had harrassd me,flog me sef b4 dat day,he dint just believe i cud do such

Bokoharam:


Hi hi stuff?

Story!!!

are u real a bokoharam?

oloyolo:



Man which one be baddo again how fa you sef

baba me bam scatter

Zohan:

fine boy, u dey fear?

I remember those days where be say nah big big people they full class.I dey primary 5 then One day this girl provoke me and I no no how e happen nah her boob I just go give blow.omo as I do am finish my eye con open......I begin beg her buti chop the beaten of my life.

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

eeh yah! No vex ehn!

Justeenaleo:
Osheeeeeeeey
Slapist!

Slapist! Hhmmm... I gbadun dat

uzolexis:
In secondary school in JSS2, all my provisions had been stolen n I was seriously broke,the next weekend was visiting day and I was seriously looking forward to it....meanwhile I started taking school food seriously cos I no get choice. One day we were supposed 2 have beans for lunch and I hardly ever came for beans but I came that day. When I got there I was told 1 guy had already taken my food cos they didn't expect me 2 come. I went in search for the boy and he was already on his way to his hostel with my plate of food, I ran up 2 him and told him 2 give me my food he refused and started running towards the boys hostel....I no send o, I ran after him into his room sef, he was shocked, he couldn't believe it, me sef no even know say I don reach him room sef, I just wanted my food. When he saw how serious I was, he gave me the food and that's when I realised what I had done. Mind u I was just in JSS2 then...leaving the hostel was scary, the boys were screaming "who is did junior gal?" "wetin u dey find 4 here?" "if we give u something na u go complain o, but na u carry urself come"...walking out of his room,then through boys hostel n all,mhen I can never 4get that day.

Lol. That's what hunger can do. Sounds like you went to feddy?

Midehi:

yes sir...but u know dat was d only thing dat made d guy to let me be

ok I understand wit u!

Midehi:

he cudnt get wat he was lookin for so he gave up.

bt u knew wat he waz looking for and u guys cn nt settle it amicably!

prettythicksme:
chaiii see word? #guy u bad oo

na you bad pass your profile pics though

holyokoto:
The day I got my later of enlistment for a Job, I went for a clearance, To my great surprise the CSO was my Ex Girl friend who I Dumped for no reasons, She asked everybody to go out leaving me and her, That's in Kaduna refineries. She asked me to kneel down beg for forgiveness before she do my clearance, I have no option because I have already succeeded for the job, and clearance alone might annul it. I did knelt down and beg for forgiveness. After that she sent me away without clearing me as a result I loosed the Job

haaa... Dis one na lifetime gobe o

PilotOz:
Close to 8pm, she came to fetch water in my hostel with her frnds... a girl i had been asking out... It happened that there was no water in her hostel, so she called me to try and get a wheel barrow... i went to my NFCS fellowship secetariat to get the wheel barrow.. and she came with 2 of her frnds... after they fetched.. well as a sharp guy i paid for the water and helped her to carry d gallons to the wheel barrow and pushed it to her hostel for her... then it started raining... we were soaked.. so i offloaded the gallons... and i was waiting to get a reward na but before i could say anytin.. she gave me a hand shake and dissapeared into her hostel... men i was so bittered... i stood right there in the rain lol.. ontop everytin, as i pushed the wheel barow back 2 my hostel, the tyre got spoilt.. men i had to carry the heavy wheel barrow on my head to my hostel.. i looked miserable lol.. my neighbour was just laffing.

You sound like a UNN guy

PilotOz:
Close to 8pm, she came to fetch water in my hostel with her frnds... a girl i had been asking out... It happened that there was no water in her hostel, so she called me to try and get a wheel barrow... i went to my NFCS fellowship secetariat to get the wheel barrow.. and she came with 2 of her frnds... after they fetched.. well as a sharp guy i paid for the water and helped her to carry d gallons to the wheel barrow and pushed it to her hostel for her... then it started raining... we were soaked.. so i offloaded the gallons... and i was waiting to get a reward na but before i could say anytin.. she gave me a hand shake and dissapeared into her hostel... men i was so bittered... i stood right there in the rain lol.. ontop everytin, as i pushed the wheel barow back 2 my hostel, the tyre got spoilt.. men i had to carry the heavy wheel barrow on my head to my hostel.. i looked miserable lol.. my neighbour was just laffing.

Did you school in UNN?

sule5727:
bt u knew wat he waz looking for and u guys cn nt settle it amicably!

if u read my story well,u will understnd me better

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

in superman's voice (tough girl) lol. he learnt is lesson I guess

[quote author=Midehi post=31106964][/quote]yea n i applaude ur courage in standin up 2 a coward like him,u v earnd his respect 4 life