dplomaticVal:

guy u shd have mailed her na. instead of postin ur pin on a public forum. quasi-childish act tho

tosyne2much:

EggovinMma:
I have had the experience of a guy who happens to be asking me out, grabbing and finishing a left over beer I bought in a bar. .I kon dey shame.

chimerase2:
I don't agree with the list dos tins doesn't exist except maybe no 7 which many guys even old men dat re married still chase small gals
So no 7 is general
For example am above 25 and I tell u I might behave like a kid some times but I looked at de list I didn't see ma childish character der

Lala247:

Lala247:

chimerase2:
LIEon stop exaggerating to make it funny
And by implicating the boi u re implicating ur self becos a hungry boi asked u out and u accepted and u came here to open una yassh
Beer of 150 kai

chimerase2:
*in herods voice* re u sHE dat is on ua DP or should we wait for anoda?

EggovinMma:


As a woman, I can tell you quite frankly that many guys behave exactly like the op mentioned.Speak only for yourself.I have seen guys above flash their phones to get attention.Some talks quite loud to get the attention of a gurl.Some still whistle at a lady, guy that's bulls hit and immature.E get age wey guy go reach, e no suppose to dey talk anyhow.

Brandnew2:

A lady drinking beer in a bar being approached by a thirsty suitor? Ewwww! That's not so appealing
It could have been better if it was a glass of wine.

EggovinMma:



Wetin dey make you cry.I dey implicate myself for beer wey I take my own money buy? Mtchewwww. Make I leave you jare.

Lala247:


Wt??
Dont understand wt ur typing

kendrick9:
That No 10. tbh is nonsense...
whats wrong with going to church without ur bible.. people nowadays have bible installed on there phones/gadgets..... it doesn't mean anything

EggovinMma:



Well I couldn't afford a wine, but he couldn't afford a beer or a wine.My poverty still make small sense

braindamage:
....some girls fit like that timing.... We toast without borders

EggovinMma:

No nah.Here is a true life incidence.


There is a dude like in his 30 s that loves chasing women up and down in my neighbour hood.Non of my business tho until he made a big mistake with me.I had a problem with my water system so one morning, while plumbers were working, I was outside watching them.Tthem.Tjis dude was passing and stopped to chat me up @8 am. See wetin happen

Him:I can see you have system probs....
Mestill getting angry over the money charged by the plumber s) Yes o, I am even tired.Everyday one problem or the other in this new house...
Him:eem...Please there is something I will like us to discuss, I dint know if you can give me a listening ear
Megetting the drift) Go ahead.
Himm:FFirst, I left lagos to Abuja in search of job, I don't know if you know any organisation that us currently recruiting
me:MMy brother, we are in the same category, I just finish my service and I am managing a small business till I get a job.I am also jobless.
Him:okk...Iits not easy.Aeasy.Anyway the second is that I want us to be friends.
Mefeigns surprise) But we are not yet enemies.
Him:II know...it's just that I want us to be together.
Me:Oh! Anyway, what you said isn't a bad thing.But I want to ask you a question Nna biko.I hope you won't be offended. You just said you are jobless, and me kwa, I am jobless, I am just wondering biko, okwanu ajuju, WHAT WILL TWO JOBLESS PEOPLE BE DOING TOGETHER ?

tosyne2much:
Very interesting

EggovinMma:

No nah.Here is a true life incidence.


There is a dude like in his 30 s that loves chasing women up and down in my neighbour hood.Non of my business tho until he made a big mistake with me.I had a problem with my water system so one morning, while plumbers were working, I was outside watching them.Tthem.Tjis dude was passing and stopped to chat me up @8 am. See wetin happen

Him:I can see you have system probs....
Mestill getting angry over the money charged by the plumber s) Yes o, I am even tired.Everyday one problem or the other in this new house...
Him:eem...Please there is something I will like us to discuss, I dint know if you can give me a listening ear
Megetting the drift) Go ahead.
Himm:FFirst, I left lagos to Abuja in search of job, I don't know if you know any organisation that us currently recruiting
me:MMy brother, we are in the same category, I just finish my service and I am managing a small business till I get a job.I am also jobless.
Him:okk...Iits not easy.Aeasy.Anyway the second is that I want us to be friends.
Mefeigns surprise) But we are not yet enemies.
Him:II know...it's just that I want us to be together.
Me:Oh! Anyway, what you said isn't a bad thing.But I want to ask you a question Nna biko.I hope you won't be offended. You just said you are jobless, and me kwa, I am jobless, I am just wondering biko, okwanu ajuju, WHAT WILL TWO JOBLESS PEOPLE BE DOING TOGETHER ?

EggovinMma:

No nah.Here is a true life incidence.


There is a dude like in his 30 s that loves chasing women up and down in my neighbour hood.Non of my business tho until he made a big mistake with me.I had a problem with my water system so one morning, while plumbers were working, I was outside watching them.Tthem.Tjis dude was passing and stopped to chat me up @8 am. See wetin happen

Him:I can see you have system probs....
Mestill getting angry over the money charged by the plumber s) Yes o, I am even tired.Everyday one problem or the other in this new house...
Him:eem...Please there is something I will like us to discuss, I dint know if you can give me a listening ear
Megetting the drift) Go ahead.
Himm:FFirst, I left lagos to Abuja in search of job, I don't know if you know any organisation that us currently recruiting
me:MMy brother, we are in the same category, I just finish my service and I am managing a small business till I get a job.I am also jobless.
Him:okk...Iits not easy.Aeasy.Anyway the second is that I want us to be friends.
Mefeigns surprise) But we are not yet enemies.
Him:II know...it's just that I want us to be together.
Me:Oh! Anyway, what you said isn't a bad thing.But I want to ask you a question Nna biko.I hope you won't be offended. You just said you are jobless, and me kwa, I am jobless, I am just wondering biko, okwanu ajuju, WHAT WILL TWO JOBLESS PEOPLE BE DOING TOGETHER ?

.... .. Dude was absolutely jobless.. Did not even make an attempt to ask the plumbers what went wrong with your water system...at least show some concern. Two jobless people will hustle together...submit cv's..share business ideas

braindamage:
.... .. Dude was absolutely jobless.. Did not even make an attempt to ask the plumbers what went wrong with your water system...at least show some concern. Two jobless people will hustle together...submit cv's..share business ideas

EggovinMma:


God I still dey laff. And the dude carry one big bread for nylon that morning. .

EggovinMma:




Untop bed na him we go hustle abi, If tomorrow I carry staphylococcus Aureus, nkoba nu oru,n'egwede k'onye lacha Bible. (By the time I have infection, na to scratch yansh up and down like person wey lick bible) PLEASE LET'S ALL REMAIN JOBLESS IN OUR RESPECTIVE HOME.

tosyne2much:
So what level did the friendship get to ?

braindamage:
.... .. Dude was absolutely jobless.. Did not even make an attempt to ask the plumbers what went wrong with your water system...at least show some concern. Two jobless people will hustle together...submit cv's..share business ideas

EggovinMma:


Haba! Toasting me early in the morning was a big flop.We ended up as casual friends.

tosyne2much:
You jailed him in friendzone... you are wicked

Brandnew2:

That's what he should have done first. Then he could talk about his concerns and probably share more ideas with her. Maybe something would have sparked up along the line.

But sha! Some guys no just get sense.

EggovinMma:
Omo, me no get time for that kind man o.For where, the fact that he is jobless is something, acting foolish that early morning is a total turn off.Even me sef wey get business, if I am not out, I don't come out of my house till in the evening time.The fact I don't have a job shouldn't mean I should parade the whole neighbour hood during the day.Its embarrassing.