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“Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by elizabeth24: 2:47pm On Dec 10, 2020
A Nigerian lady has left many tongues wagging after she made a remark about dating men.


A Nigerian Lady who is Identified as Amaka as made a stir on a Facebook group (Igbo Rant HQ) as she stated that If you date her, She expects Marriage, but if nit, You die .

She wrote; “Once you date me, there is no Break up. It is either we plan wedding or your Funeral. Are you ready?”

This statement she made will make men who are dating her feel whether to live her or not
https://www.elizabethblog.com.ng/2020/12/Once-You-Date-Me-Its-Either-Our-Wedding-Or-Your-Funeral-Lady-says.html

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by CodedMillionair: 2:52pm On Dec 10, 2020
Vagina frustratedly motivated talk

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by techmo(m): 2:55pm On Dec 10, 2020
Yinmu

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by ahnie(f): 2:55pm On Dec 10, 2020
even if she's a liability...the guy must marry her.
Heaven will rejoice the day she will borrow sense.

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by blessmoss: 3:02pm On Dec 10, 2020
Nonsense
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Ottyn01(m): 3:04pm On Dec 10, 2020
Rubbish.undecided

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by lkillbrokehoes: 3:07pm On Dec 10, 2020
ahnie:
even if she's a liability...the guy must marry her.
Heaven will rejoice the day she will borrow sense.
She's just catching cruise noni

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by topcatking: 3:16pm On Dec 10, 2020
ahnie:
even if she's a liability...the guy must marry her.
Heaven will rejoice the day she will borrow sense.


Ref-Your signature: so... You're gonna die? Like.. Soon ?
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Akinbahm(m): 3:48pm On Dec 10, 2020
CodedMillionair:
Vagina frustratedly motivated talk

I thought ladies on this forum believes guys are still doing marriage wetin happen to this one?
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by ahnie(f): 3:55pm On Dec 10, 2020
topcatking:



Ref-Your signature: so... You're gonna die? Like.. Soon ?

like seriously you believe that shiiit?I get lots of mentions so I felt stationing this siggy would kinda wooze them off.

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by topcatking: 4:12pm On Dec 10, 2020
ahnie:

like seriously you believe that shiiit?I get lots of mentions so I felt stationing this siggy would kinda wooze them off.


Well, one one can't be too sure these days...

Besides, I know of a dude who needs a kidney transfer... I was about calling dibs... Ya know.. grin

#Grim joke.
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Telegram234(m): 5:30pm On Dec 10, 2020
all dis Toto decay people sef ehh. mtcheeew.

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by BruncleZuma: 5:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
grin grin grin grin
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by DrBrainstorm(m): 5:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
grin 600 years for the mod that brought this to front page

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Kharol1234: 5:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
vagina people

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by kennyflames(m): 5:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
Na her type dey cry heavily after break-up grin

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Nyamiri: 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
Nyamiri by Dija
Na so them dey do, with their yam legs and hairy chests.

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by barinedan(m): 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
And what if I use you for rituals

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Lovelies1: 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by iampeterben(m): 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
Wahala! Na dem oh!
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Legalcriminal: 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
If one Demon caught her Dem go fxck her toto wide and use her update shioor
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by meobizy(f): 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
Filth no different from this forum in entirety.
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Nairalandwizerd(m): 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
Wer3h
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by sammirano: 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
Ipob hoe

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Okortor: 5:45pm On Dec 10, 2020
Only simps would shiver. Real alpha male would bleep d hell out of her.
Dirty clout chaser.

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by dayleke: 5:45pm On Dec 10, 2020
Iranu....Abasha
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by slawormiir: 5:45pm On Dec 10, 2020
Damnnn niggarrrr
Oluwa

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Gift96(m): 5:45pm On Dec 10, 2020
Love is not a do or die affair

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by Sonnobax15(m): 5:46pm On Dec 10, 2020
cheesy. She never jam ijebu man,if not her eyes for don clear
Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by oloriLFC(f): 5:46pm On Dec 10, 2020
You will die in your father's house then. Even Shiloh 2050 won't save you. Foolish girl! They'll post nonsense now but the internet never forgets

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Re: “Once You Date Me, It’s Either Our Wedding Or Your Funeral” - Lady Says by jrusky(m): 5:46pm On Dec 10, 2020
Next pls.....dont comment on silly talk from a silly a s s hole.

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