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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by MzQueen(f): 3:21pm On Mar 13, 2015
Odikwa serious grin

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by landinfo: 3:31pm On Mar 13, 2015
@OP
I don laff tire....

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 13, 2015
Melasam:
doesn't make sense to me
really, maybe because u are member of Christ embassy, *no offense*

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by buJu234: 3:38pm On Mar 13, 2015
Winning123:


Absolutely irresponsible. This is a sin against the church of Christ

Hypocrites...

Holier than everyone.. yet u dey come NL...

story 4 d gods

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by oakson: 3:43pm On Mar 13, 2015
Coldfeet:
At Samyj247 Catholic ke? You want make tsunami of insults fall on the op? Abeg op its good you left out the Catholics here o! Its allowed to make fun of every other denomination but NEVER you make fun of Catholics and Muslims o! Them no dey play at all. tongue

TBP= Testing before purchase lolz grin
Na true o my sister... Enjoy

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by EOOJ(m): 3:43pm On Mar 13, 2015
Coldfeet:
Catholics own plenty o! Make we no go there abeg! I is speaking with experience.


U musto go there oooo...just incase I eye one for there grin
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by golamike: 3:44pm On Mar 13, 2015
profojah:

Lol grin. Op you're a mad man...this is funny....that white garment na true!...you gast sabi dance alanta.
Have u ever attended any before? Pls don't judge by what u see in movies. I bet some have higher standards than ur Church in most aspects.
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 4:23pm On Mar 13, 2015
golamike:

Have u ever attended any before? Pls don't judge by what u see in movies. I bet some have higher standards than ur Church in most aspects.

guy chill....I used to be a church musician....
and had lots of gigs in different churches..
white garments do all manner of razz things during service....

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by OpraMenu(m): 4:24pm On Mar 13, 2015
GUY THESE THING WEY YOU DE TOK IF WHITE GARMENT PEOPLE FOR OKOKO CATCH YOU , DEM GO DO DELIVERANCE UNTOP YOUR HEARD THAT DAY.

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by golamike: 4:33pm On Mar 13, 2015
Vixo:


guy chill....I used to be a church musician....
and had lots of gigs in different churches..
white garments do all manner of razz things during service....
OK...maybe the ones u attended. I have attended a couple too and i must admit that some of them are far from what people think or say. I am currently attending one where I reside and I must confess, I am very satisfied with the service. As a matter of fact their Bible study and teachings are of high standards (undiluted). Their worship session too is soul-lifting.
I think it is more about the people that constitute the Church and not just the name. When people that know God are in a Church, you will always experience His move in all of their services.

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by oweniwe(m): 4:35pm On Mar 13, 2015
infogenius:
op u too much
WINNERS

NB : TBP not allowed,divorce highly discouraged

if i hear....!!.... angry

officially, den go say testing before payment no good....

But behind your back, they testing demselves severelly.... After dey will do like dey are just seeing each other wen dey see in church again

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Ladybluecash(f): 5:19pm On Mar 13, 2015
This is one of d funniest jokes i av eva heard sinc 1900... Dat cele own ehenn laff want kill me
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by oakson: 5:27pm On Mar 13, 2015
grin
Ladybluecash:
This is one of d funniest jokes i av eva heard sinc 1900... Dat cele own ehenn laff want kill me
abeg no die u are wanted alive
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Ladybluecash(f): 5:33pm On Mar 13, 2015
oakson:
grin
abeg no die u are wanted alive
my broda no mind me... I gree die grin

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by folks4luv(f): 5:49pm On Mar 13, 2015
though it is so hilarious, but I must confess some of those things are true. God will help us all

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by SisiNini(f): 5:49pm On Mar 13, 2015
Hilarious...!!!

Esp dis part "Academic qualification is at least primary school leaving certificate with little madness or a certificate from Aro or Yaba left!"

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Reachyrich(f): 6:07pm On Mar 13, 2015
Trash
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Mhizizzy(f): 6:25pm On Mar 13, 2015
Cele people go para for una

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Melasam(f): 6:30pm On Mar 13, 2015
samkevie:
probably u don't ve one
u tink so? ...Mr Google
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Melasam(f): 6:33pm On Mar 13, 2015
cecegorz:


You need to see a Psychologist ASAP.
y nt prescribe ur favourite psychologist cos I knw u ar deir frequent visitor
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Samyj247: 6:36pm On Mar 13, 2015
oakson:

Na true o my sister... Enjoy
Wat if u taste and d taste done sawa . Na to go look for another to taste na chai
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Melasam(f): 6:37pm On Mar 13, 2015
Sugahylz:


Your sense of humour is prolly screwed grin
really? tell me something
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Samyj247: 6:41pm On Mar 13, 2015
Coldfeet:
At Samyj247 Catholic ke? You want make tsunami of insults fall on the op? Abeg op its good you left out the Catholics here o! Its allowed to make fun of every other denomination but NEVER you make fun of Catholics and Muslims o! Them no dey play at all. tongue

TBP= Testing before purchase lolz grin
Chai, but ds TBP tins en. Wat if I con taste d tin nd e don sawa. Na to go look for another to taste o. Hmmmmm

Inbtwn- dat ur pic de fear me o
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Melasam(f): 6:42pm On Mar 13, 2015
dancok:
really, maybe because u are member of Christ embassy, *no offense*
sure, my father \Pst Dancok *no offense *
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by diamondinyang(f): 7:01pm On Mar 13, 2015
oboy u will not kill me with laugh, omoh I laugh tears roll down my chick and my little nieces ask me aunty why are you crying.
Dat white garment own Na bomb. LWKMD
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Chigold101(m): 7:01pm On Mar 13, 2015
larrytopsy:
Lol... good creativity even though all is just for joke. I smell front page.
humn... This is more than a joke. It is 80% true.

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 13, 2015
Lmao. funny post OP
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by ndubueze92(m): 7:24pm On Mar 13, 2015
Baba wetin na ? well Deeper life is a bit true sha I have their girls as my neighbors all those daddy brothers! fine girl though but always covering her body with towel and wrapper while coming out of the bathroom... but guy my own Church ni CAC y SSCE ? we don upgrade especially in south east! Christ Embassy I remember my class mate Success paid tithe with his fees and did miss exams for that.
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by gentlelily(f): 7:35pm On Mar 13, 2015
Hahaha white garment quite hilarious

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Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by Champele(m): 8:30pm On Mar 13, 2015
Nigeria Christians are as stupid as the ISIS.I stop being a Christian since I visit the country where the shi#t came from.church is pure business in this country.starting from mbaka pure water Catholic to redeemed shi#t, synagogue blood sucking, embassy adulterers,CAN blink blink and jets, deeper's stupidities, chosen yellow illiterates, cherubim dumbs, winners racists,to the rest maggots.fools paying tights or whatever it's called, while they suffer and hope for heaven after earth while their leaders are living on heaven on earth with their hard earned money.fools remain fools since 1900.our grand fathers are wise than us with all the so called discoveries.I wish I exist in their time.
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by oakson: 8:39pm On Mar 13, 2015
cheesy
diamondinyang:
oboy u will not kill me with laugh, omoh I laugh tears roll down my chick and my little nieces ask me aunty why are you crying.
Dat white garment own Na bomb. LWKMD
sorry abt that u can as well share with d little angel na. Pass the fun
Re: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by oakson: 8:42pm On Mar 13, 2015
grin
ndubueze92:
Baba wetin na ? well Deeper life is a bit true sha I have their girls as my neighbors all those daddy brothers! fine girl though but always covering her body with towel and wrapper while coming out of the bathroom... but guy my own Church ni CAC y SSCE ? we don upgrade especially in south east! Christ Embassy I remember my class mate Success paid tithe with his fees and did miss exams for that.
No vex bro good to know una don upgrade

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