refreshrate:


This guy ehn! which kind some text missing?
Guy find the text i no wan hear story wetin dey do you?

make i no spoil you na

Vickybee:
Keep studying us, you'll never graduate.

ShakurM:
Even with all this, I no go dey moved
I slow gan

CyberWolf:
I went to visit a girl one day but her friend was around. This girl gave most of this green lights you highlighted but I was just confused . I wanted to make a move on her when it was obvious but from the body language of her friend,she also wanted the same thing. I've known this girl for more than 6 months but that's the first day I met her friend..Was that a test or what?

kingdeso:


HALLLEEELLUUUJAAHHH, PASTOR!!!!

mizkeleke:
Y are u exposing us ni
Most of them are so true.....Lol

temmy1234:
I love white chick, they will ask for it directly, ''baby come and fu*k me''

DonaldGenes:


Lolzz Angry that you posted this from.my town PH

Can you explain your comment in a more clearer terms

Horllamideh:

Tosin,abeg shey u fit take me go meet that Baba?? Thanks in advance.

Ola, which baba be that one again ?

niceguy7:

Hi

Eminentsaint:
Are you promoting immortality? Nawa for nairaland

Adamo84:

Been looking for people of my kind of mentality since the inception of this thread, I found 2 already. ChoosenOne1 and you. I couldn't have said it any better. Na Hausa girl wey nor reach 30 before them marry we dey see dey complain yet our Ladies down the west don finish their old age meal at 20. This generation is doomed except a little few. Body looks like 18 but engine is already 40. Tufiakwa! Spits on some people. Funniest part majority of the guys above will have like 3 to 4 daughters then they remember all their sexcapades hence they begin form Macho and hulk put together for their daughters. God has a way of paying us back.

Heineken:
no be test bro..na exam.

tosyne2much:
Baba, , I don't even know what a kitty-cat looks like

Toks2008:



My brother i just realized that im gradually moving away from the category of people in this generation. As a 40yr old man i do not expect my ideology to fit in here.

Having realized that the people who actually attacked my person on this thread are guys, i will simply tell our young ladies to think very well and do the needful.

The era of promiscuity is even gone and now we have the babymama trend where ladies give birth without getting married and guys are ready to be single fathers and all i can do is weep for this generation where the shameful acts of the past is now the in-thing.

Ask these guys cursing me if they will gladly watch their daughter been taking advantage of the way they do other ladies and many of them will come here and say Virginity does not matter and infact no one is looking for virgins anymore but down in their heart they wish they could get one to marry.

One thing i can say,as a lady think because guys will always take advantage of you if you give yourself sheepishly. I rest my case

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her! I dey gym dey laugh like Father Christmas guy.

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

wristwatch:


Hehehe Another drunkard moniker Heineken.

Orijin baba, u don get competition oo.

Heineken (Nigeria beweries) vs Orijin (Guinness)

tohpahz:

None.. am a good girl

RedBenson:


Lol. Funny one, but are you trying to insinuate there are no Masters and Ph.D Holders in Womanology?

Toks2008:



Why do you think we have divorce?

Its because of the ex factor, the insecurity that comes with it.

Imagine a man with a dick size of 12inches have dated your wife before she got married to you and yo have 7inch dick, do you know you will fooling yourself thinking you wife is enjoying you when all she does is close her eyes and imagine she is making out with the other guy?

Not that there is anything wrong with your 7inc stick but the fcat that she has had an ex with a bigger one that she is used to will just not make her enjoy you and anyday she meets the old flame, she may likely cheat on you and divorce is knocking.

Comparison will always come to play wheras if a lady marries the man that disvirgins her at least divorce will reduce and the man will place so much value on her. This was how GOD made it but satan has destroyed the original setting and we have the impunity and indemnity to discuss this satanic,babaric and hellish topic.

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[size=15pt]ROTFL!!! [/size]

Guy you wan kill me with laughter abi?

tosyne2much:
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