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stephenqueen:
Alberto2k na pastor him just get small werey for head ni,na him invite korede bello cum him church cum sing God Godwin

stephenqueen:
Al.berto2k na pastor him just get small werey for head ni,na him invite korede bello cum him church cum sing God Godwin

wehrey ifaa tear u holy knock u go confuse like Saul

Oga kinglekan.. No mind dat guy, him don mad tay tay

kinglekan:
I swear, I nor knw say Al.berto2k sabi praise God oo. I been think say na incantations him go drop.

person way go drop incantation dEy come... His priesthood excellency Oba KingTom of Odondoilokolala kingdom

alberto2k:
wehrey ifaa tear u holy knock u go confuse like Saul

Oga kinglekan.. No mind dat guy, him don mad tay tay

francizy:
Thank God for your life bro, thoes who feel that God is not fare to them after having life and good health should visit the mortuary or Igbobi hospital.

Thank God for my sister's traditional wedding that went successfully, thank God for the lives of my fam, for journey mercies, for the things he has done and things he will do.

I've met several ladies/girls here, but one of them, the only one I've met outside Nairaland, stands out. I love her online personality but I love her more in person. If I should stop using Nairaland today, I won't feel bad because I met the best of female beings here. I pray that God will keep her and her loved ones and grant her all her heart desires in Jesus name - Cc Edith

Whynotthetruth you are like a brother here. You stand out. Your humility is unparalleled and I hope and pray that God crowns all your effort with success in Jesus name. Am glad I met you brother.

Barcanister, we may not know in person or discuss frequently but if I say that I didn't or haven't learnt one or two things from you, then am a liar. Knowing how to ignore insulting posts on here is one thing I learnt further from you. God bless your existence bro.

There is this lady, Gbemisola I met here. Although she added up my number with the intention of getting help from me, it turned out that we both helped each other greatly and I will never forget her. May God bless her, her daughter and her husband.

To everyone am following/following me, may god bless all you lay your hands on and crown your hard work with success in Jesus name.

Khiaa thanks for being a good friend tho..

Modified

I forgot I was supposed to nominate someone..

Softysparky, ggrin, major466, khiaa, eroticangela, over to you

stephenqueen:
If I wallop your head,e go be like when David katapot Goliath for head

Oboi Orijin don drop bomb

Bt The spoiler na Ori ife

alberto2k:
Oboi Orijin don drop bomb

Bt The spoiler na Ori ife

Orijin101:
Oluwa mii oooooo
king of kings
lord of lords
Jehovah El shadai
Jehovah hell shall die
Jehovah hell shall not stand
The lord who found an axe in the river, what a great ultimate searcher
the lord who pathed the red sea, what a great road maker
the lord who fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes, what a great multiplier
the lord who created the whole world within 7 days, what a great scientist
the lord who turned fire into air-conditioner, what a great thermo-cool
the lord who fed Israelites with manna in the wilderness, what a great food rainer
the lord who didn't let me die from a terrible sickness years ago, what a great doctor
the lord who blessed me and my family bountifully, what a great father Abraham
the lord dashed a virgin woman pregnancy with doing gbamugiaga, what a great magician
the lord who help David to conquer Goliath, what a great killer
the lord who help Solomon in possessing thousands of wives and concubines, what a great hook up God
the lord gave ishilove the power to ban, what a great banner
the lord who gave lalasticlala the grace of front-page, what a great supermod
the lord who made seun the CEO of nairaland, what a General overseer
the lord who let us experienced a free and fair election, what a great peacemaker

Infact, you all should help me PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

cc: ishilove
alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
lalasticlala
2dice
fabdedon
sinaj
tohpahz
prettythicksme
lordhugo
kinglekan
tosyne2much
buygala
blackett
fulaboy
fulaman
chimerase
chimerase2
missclassy
chiam55
lala247
adaobi12
ronald4life
farano
valmunich
midehi
tr0ublemaker
thesonofmark
all my fellow E-weeder
ipledge
falconey
lagmostkuit

stephenqueen:
No God give ishilove the power to ban

Orijin101:
Oluwa mii oooooo
king of kings
lord of lords
Jehovah El shadai
Jehovah hell shall die
Jehovah hell shall not stand
The lord who found an axe in the river, what a great ultimate searcher
the lord who pathed the red sea, what a great road maker
the lord who fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes, what a great multiplier
the lord who created the whole world within 7 days, what a great scientist
the lord who turned fire into air-conditioner, what a great thermo-cool
the lord who fed Israelites with manna in the wilderness, what a great food rainer
the lord who didn't let me die from a terrible sickness years ago, what a great doctor
the lord who blessed me and my family bountifully, what a great father Abraham
the lord dashed a virgin woman pregnancy with doing gbamugiaga, what a great magician
the lord who help David to conquer Goliath, what a great killer
the lord who help Solomon in possessing thousands of wives and concubines, what a great hook up God
the lord gave ishilove the power to ban, what a great Anna banner

the lord who gave lalasticlala the grace of front-page, what a great supermod
the lord who made seun the CEO of nairaland, what a General overseer
the lord who let us experienced a free and fair election, what a great peacemaker

Infact, you all should help me PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

cc: ishilove
alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
lalasticlala
2dice
fabdedon
sinaj
tohpahz
prettythicksme
lordhugo
kinglekan
tosyne2much
buygala
blackett
fulaboy
fulaman
chimerase
chimerase2
missclassy
chiam55
lala247
adaobi12
ronald4life
farano
valmunich
midehi
tr0ublemaker
thesonofmark
all my fellow E-weeder
ipledge
falconey
lagmostkuit

*falls from okro tree

*climbs again


Oriiiiiii

*coughs*

Orijiiin!

*coughs again, almost chokes*



*falls from okro tree again, breaks leg, gets bruised arm

*climbs again, hugs branch

Looooool!!!

*falls again, faints and Die*


*Resurrects*

Father Lord I thank you for this laugh/madness courtesy of the weed u gave us

prettythicksme:
infact i dont know who sabi praise God pass btw him and kingtom

stephenqueen:
If I wallop your head,e go be like when David katapot Goliath for head

stephenqueen:
Chai Orijin101 na real werey

Na wehrey dey know wehrey

alberto2k:
Na wehrey dey know wehrey

stephenqueen:
You self praise God make we hear

2dice:
sweerry thanks
Mehn i just can't Thank Baba enoff
He is the Jega that selotape all the Orubebe in my life
He is the Omini every every
Alapanla
my Igwe
my savior..
The beginning/ the end
My Friend,My Daddi,My Uncle
My BOSS of all Bosses
*Mehn am Jes speechless*
may i call my Goons dem make dem come praise Baba One time
cc kingtom
stephenqueen
orijin101
lordhugo
alberto2k
jacksparrow1207
ipleddge (am not sure i got d spelling)
lala247
prettythicksme
sinaj
Who else oo...and dem Guys wey we jes sign
Thank U

prettythicksme:
oh ok but i am lazy in typing tho ;Djust short form

alberto2k:

*falls from okro tree

*climbs again


Oriiiiiii

*coughs*

Orijiiin!

*coughs again, almost chokes*



*falls from okro tree again, breaks leg, gets bruised arm

*climbs again, hugs branch

Looooool!!!

*falls again, faints and Die*


*Resurrects*

Father Lord I thank you for this laugh/madness courtesy of the weed u gave us

jacksparrow1207:
God of all blessings,
source of all life,
giver of all grace:

I thank you for the gift of life:
for the breath
that sustains life,
for the food of this earth
that nurtures life,
for the love of family and friends
without which there would be no life.

I thank You for the mystery of creation:
for the beauty
that the eye can see,
for the joy
that the ear may hear,
for the unknown
that I cannot behold filling the universe with wonder,
for the expanse of space
that draws me beyond the definitions of myself.

I thank You for setting me in a community:
for family
who nurture my becoming,
for friends
who love me by choice,
for companions at work,
who share my burdens and daily tasks,
for strangers
who welcome me into their midst,
for people from other lands
who call me to grow in understanding,
for children
who lighten my moments with delight,
for the unborn,
who offer me hope for the future.

I thank You for this day:
for life
and one more day to love,
for opportunity
and one more day to work for justice and peace,
for neighbours
and one more person to love
and by whom be loved,
for Your grace
and one more experience of Your presence,
for Your promise:
to be with me,
to be my God
and to give salvation.

For these, and all blessings,
I give You thanks, eternal, loving God

I nomitate
2dice, kinglekan chiam55, lala247, ipledge, ipleddge, stephenqueen, prettythicksme, alberto, orijin101, burger, kingtom, philo, all my NL babes etc etc

prettythicksme:
now it is my turn!
Lion of judah i give thanks to u in everyway!!
I thank u for sparing my life and my family lifes til today.I said once again thank u baba,the king of king for everything u've done in my family!#i will forever praise ur name.

Orijin101:
Oluwa mii oooooo
king of kings
lord of lords
Jehovah El shadai
Jehovah hell shall die
Jehovah hell shall not stand
The lord who found an axe in the river, what a great ultimate searcher
the lord who pathed the red sea, what a great road maker
the lord who fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes, what a great multiplier
the lord who created the whole world within 7 days, what a great scientist
the lord who turned fire into air-conditioner, what a great thermo-cool
the lord who fed Israelites with manna in the wilderness, what a great food rainer
the lord who didn't let me die from a terrible sickness years ago, what a great doctor
the lord who blessed me and my family bountifully, what a great father Abraham
the lord dashed a virgin woman pregnancy with doing gbamugiaga, what a great magician
the lord who help David to conquer Goliath, what a great killer
the lord who help Solomon in possessing thousands of wives and concubines, what a great hook up God
the lord gave ishilove the power to ban, what a great banner
the lord who gave lalasticlala the grace of front-page, what a great supermod
the lord who made seun the CEO of nairaland, what a General overseer
the lord who let us experienced a free and fair election, what a great peacemaker

Infact, you all should help me PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

cc: ishilove
alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
lalasticlala
2dice
fabdedon
sinaj
tohpahz
prettythicksme
lordhugo
kinglekan
tosyne2much
buygala
blackett
fulaboy
fulaman
chimerase
chimerase2
missclassy
chiam55
lala247
adaobi12
ronald4life
farano
valmunich
midehi
tr0ublemaker
thesonofmark
all my fellow E-weeder
ipledge
falconey
lagmostkuit

The Lord who said we should trust in him and d same God made weed, man made beer so who is man that we should trust in?

Tuale Baba God!

Orijin101:
Oluwa mii oooooo
king of kings
lord of lords
Jehovah El shadai
Jehovah hell shall die
Jehovah hell shall not stand
The lord who found an axe in the river, what a great ultimate searcher
the lord who pathed the red sea, what a great road maker
the lord who fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes, what a great multiplier
the lord who created the whole world within 7 days, what a great scientist
the lord who turned fire into air-conditioner, what a great thermo-cool
the lord who fed Israelites with manna in the wilderness, what a great food rainer
the lord who didn't let me die from a terrible sickness years ago, what a great doctor
the lord who blessed me and my family bountifully, what a great father Abraham
the lord dashed a virgin woman pregnancy with doing gbamugiaga, what a great magician
the lord who help David to conquer Goliath, what a great killer
the lord who help Solomon in possessing thousands of wives and concubines, what a great hook up God
the lord gave ishilove the power to ban, what a great banner
the lord who gave lalasticlala the grace of front-page, what a great supermod
the lord who made seun the CEO of nairaland, what a General overseer
the lord who let us experienced a free and fair election, what a great peacemaker

Infact, you all should help me PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

cc: ishilove
alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
lalasticlala
2dice
fabdedon
sinaj
tohpahz
prettythicksme
lordhugo
kinglekan
tosyne2much
buygala
blackett
fulaboy
fulaman
chimerase
chimerase2
missclassy
chiam55
lala247
adaobi12
ronald4life
farano
valmunich
midehi
tr0ublemaker
thesonofmark
all my fellow E-weeder
ipledge
falconey
lagmostkuit

Orijin101:
Oluwa mii oooooo
king of kings
lord of lords
Jehovah El shadai
Jehovah hell shall die
Jehovah hell shall not stand
The lord who found an axe in the river, what a great ultimate searcher
the lord who pathed the red sea, what a great road maker
the lord who fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes, what a great multiplier
the lord who created the whole world within 7 days, what a great scientist
the lord who turned fire into air-conditioner, what a great thermo-cool
the lord who fed Israelites with manna in the wilderness, what a great food rainer
the lord who didn't let me die from a terrible sickness years ago, what a great doctor
the lord who blessed me and my family bountifully, what a great father Abraham
the lord dashed a virgin woman pregnancy with doing gbamugiaga, what a great magician
the lord who help David to conquer Goliath, what a great killer
the lord who help Solomon in possessing thousands of wives and concubines, what a great hook up God
the lord gave ishilove the power to ban, what a great banner
the lord who gave lalasticlala the grace of front-page, what a great supermod
the lord who made seun the CEO of nairaland, what a General overseer
the lord who let us experienced a free and fair election, what a great peacemaker

Infact, you all should help me PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

cc: ishilove
alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
lalasticlala
2dice
fabdedon
sinaj
tohpahz
prettythicksme
lordhugo
kinglekan
tosyne2much
buygala
blackett
fulaboy
fulaman
chimerase
chimerase2
missclassy
chiam55
lala247
adaobi12
ronald4life
farano
valmunich
midehi
tr0ublemaker
thesonofmark
all my fellow E-weeder
ipledge
falconey
lagmostkuit

jacksparrow1207:

prettythicksme:
hehehehe i am damm lazy in typing!

sinaj:
I cnt pray in Engrish o!!!

can I pray in my dialect ?

Abeg pray, we(angels] dey hear u

sinaj:
I cnt pray in Engrish o!!!

can I pray in my dialect ?

kinglekan:
Olodooo!!!

alberto2k:
[b]thanks for the nomination guys..
Here goes mine

Heavenly father I thank you
For the heavenly grace you've given me to see today
I thank you for life of my family
I thank you for the life of my friends, my neighbours and the strangers iam yet to meet
I thank You for the food that I cooked today(e no burn, so momsy go allow me hear word 2day)
I thank you for creating weed, cuz I know non of your creation is a mistake
I thank you for everything Baba God

Ominipotent God,
Ominiscience God
Ominipresence God

I say thank you baba, I'm breathing fine lasan.. Its enough reason to say thank you
I thank you for keeping me alive today, I exalt ya holy name baba
Almighty Almighty
Boss above the biggest and highest Bosses
My only Oga at the top
The ancient of Days
The Iam that Iam
The unchangeable change

Chukwu imela, Na gode Baba na, Oluwa e seun!
Gracias Dios
Iam grateful from the depth of my heart Jehovah

Cc:
Orijin101
Kingtom (Baba touch and soften the heart of ishi.love)
Stephenqueen
Fabdedon
2dice
Fulaboy
Jacksparrow
Acekid4c
Harrysterol
Kinglekan
Mizkeleke
Andystudentggrin
Sinaj
Prettythicksme
Lagmoskuit
Ipledge
Falconey
Valmunich
Lordhugo

Make una call the rest ooo... My screen don dey cry
[/b]

we going in a thuggery way

Funny how nothing seemed to have change and yet everything isn't even the same. Been a long ride here and how I've survived it this far has only been by his sufficient grace, biatchh be from tha hood where guns talk and money speak and my homies and me go hard chasing what's next day&night"Mullar " But then in btw no man down & Even though we f.ucked we weren't fu_cked up. All these because of God Almighty. So I say thank you Lord for this day& a big S/O to all my homies and to those who been there one way or the other..i wish y'all success. And to my mama who raised a thug and didnt even know it..I worried bout her worrying so I couldn't just show it. I say thank you for bringing me to this world. I pray we all live a happy life & more raba in the bank(owo ni koko )*Fistbump*
So I say baba ese .... God bless.....

plenty love keeps us together