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sonofananimal:
NIGERIA WOMEN ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS.

THERE ARE THE ONLY SPECIES WHO CAN PULL ALL THIS TRICK, BUT ONCE THERE HAVE REACH SOME CERTAIN STAGE OF LIFE, THEM START TO BEHAVE STRANGE BY PLAYING THE RULE OF A GOOD WOMEN JUST TO TRAP THERE PREY.

softysparky:
Hehehehe next time I will suck more than your blood.

Slimzjoe:
Lmao!!! Not every guy you see wants to get in your Pant you know?

DeeTus:
Hehe. I've never experienced these before. Maybe I'm lucky!

2dice:
abi ... You said you are a fish ...i will start with your lips ... i mean Hips ... Oppps Sorry i mean Head ...i love fishes mehn... Especially the head

wristwatch:
So u are a vampire?
Don't kill Agapecharis oo

Slimzjoe:
Lol......am Not....those Feminists who are actually a bunch of Confused People are the reason I now stand on that Ground

wristwatch:
Bro, don't worry. My next write up will be

10 ANIMALS THAT BEHAVES LIKE NAIJA BABE

Gaidenk:
I invite you and you bring your friends without my permission,I still dey wait the babe wey go get mind do am,I'd let us all have a good time,laugh and chop,then I'd excuse myself,let them all watch me through the glass walls of the eatery drive off

sonofananimal:
I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT, DO MENTION ME " THE SON OF ALL ANIMALS" WHEN THAT ARTICLE COMES OUT.


THANKS

sonofananimal:
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THE THINK WITH YOUR YANSH
DO YOU THINK ALL GUYS LIKE THAT SMELLING ORGANIC THING YOU CALLED PRIVATE PART


TIME WILL TELL VERY SOON


TIME WILL TELL

softysparky:
I didn't say that, just that one have to be careful these days to avoid stories that touch.

Chiam55:
If it did the guy if he is nice won't call her back or he'd embarrass her right there and then. Number one is just disgusting and all the others show a girls class level. I could never do any of those things because I go on dates with a guy for two reasons: 1) I fancy him therefore I'd wanna impress him and 2) if I don't fancy him then I'd show him respect. Hungry chicks do number 1. At least tell the guy you're bringing A friend so that you'll could double date when he brings a friend.

Mcowubaba:
tell me nah!!!!
No be Sex...una go talk after all, he is sleeping with me or wants to sleep with me...as if una no like sex too abegii

Beamborla:
Look at all these broke guys applauding and celebrating the OP

Real guys...I mean correct men don't complain of this because they hardly experience it.

Step up your game, build up her interest in you...make her want to go on a date with you first.

It's really annoying when we get bugged for dates...hence, such behaviour just to push the dude away.

wristwatch:
Hmm I pray u don't get unlucky bro!

subbieD:
Wristwatch o....come and see.....another topic for u....
8 ways guys stylishly request for ladies digit..... Lol.....

wristwatch:
Mtchewwwww! Abeg swerve jawe

chimkaire:
No: 2 though...



6 and 7 applies to a boring ish

What's the next topic on what girls do @OP

Insidous:
Ode!

Beamborla:
e pain am

DeeTus:
I'm not a womanizer. I don't call women often. Just once in two weeks. That is why a girl could hardly know whether I like her or not

sonofananimal:
I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT, DO MENTION ME " THE SON OF ALL ANIMALS" WHEN THAT ARTICLE COMES OUT.


THANKS

Slimzjoe:
Hmmm.....I get
To you, where is your best venue for a Date?

subbieD:
Calm down

Silvofitz:
I particularly like the humour in this story. So, funny.
I did something similar on a blind date. Thank God d babe and her disciples did not know me. I was seated very close to them, and i had the benefit of hearing their regrets. Imagine, this poor girl came with 4 other girls. When I saw the hunger on there faces, I quickly put my fone on silence. Imagine, they were there from 2pm to 6pm waiting for me. Each time they stood up to leave, as soon as they passed the entrance gate of the eatery, I would call to them I was almost there. And they would stupidly go and and sit down. Finally, at abt 6pm, I decided to release them,when she called me, i replied with MFM prayer pattern like this, Every devourer waiting to devour my finances, die by fire. Die! Die! Die, die, die, die. Na so we end d yeye date o

subbieD:
2nd point for you Wristwatch..... they start threatening you....

Upnepaa:
As your lordship wishes ma

Mordyb:
Not that it matters but if a babe can't giveme some sweet French love then she shouldn't bother when I ask her to go Dutch.... and besides I can't believe the luck I have been having with babes of recent

softysparky:
Honestly I prefer visiting at home but since one have to be careful these days I would prefer an open bar in a nice hotel.

I just don't like going to an eatery. The way the waiters look at people and hurriedly clear table even before you finish eating can be annoying.