donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

damiloladuke:
thanks boss

donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

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The story ended up not being as sweet as I imagined Sha.

I was just scrolling through my contacts when I saw her number, I decided to call her and she was like who is this? I actually expected that and told her it was me, she said 'oh ok, how r u?' I asked why she not been picking my call and she said she got no call credits, I asked if we could meet at the sharwama joint and she said it ok.

It was then I decided to play my pranks on her. Later in the evening around 5pm, my phone rang and it was this girl calling, I just laughed as she had not beeped my phone for 2months, she asked when I would be free and I said 6pm, she said OK.

I called her around 6pm that I was at the joint, whereas I was in my room watching TV, she asked me to give her 10minutes. She later called and said 'We are outside' Alas, she came with her friends! I just laughed. I asked her to come to our usual spot and wondered how she would have felt not seeing me there. She called my phone and I asked my brother to tell her I was sleeping. She said 'F you!' And banged the phone.

Now tell me, have I done wrong by Pranking this girl that wanna chop my money

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The story ended up not being as sweet as I imagined Sha.

MzMayD:




Sharwama possessed.

damiloladuke:



Source: http://www.wenogetjob.com/2015/06/diary-jobless-Nigerian13.html

There is a girl in my area I met one beautiful sunday evening, I actually saw off my girlfriend to the bus stop and while I was on my way back home, this lady just busted out of an adjacent street and was going right before me, he big carraige actually got my attention, I moved closer to her and noticed she was playing Johnny by Yemi Alade.

Imanuelle:

If you have a girlfriend, why bother?
Your mates are thinking of how to move forward with their partners, you're there looking to flirt when you have a girlfriend already.
The girl you want gas for, she get 4 nyash?
Yeye.

Booty4me:
stale op


have seen this before

damiloladuke:



Source: http://www.wenogetjob.com/2015/06/diary-jobless-Nigerian13.html

Abduletudaye:

You are wicked!!!!

lawanson44:
There is a girl in my area I met one beautiful sunday evening, I actually saw off my girlfriend to the bus stop and while I was on my way back home, this lady just busted out of an adjacent street and was going right before me, he big carraige actually got my attention, I moved closer to her and noticed she was playing Johnny by Yemi Alade.

I then used the opportunity to get her attention by telling her am the Johnny she has been looking for, so God has answered her prayer, she just laughed. I asked if she could send me the song through bluetooth. 'No' she replied 'dunno what's wrong with my bluetooth' she asked if I was on BBM and I said yes, I gave her my PIN 5653D493 , and she sent the song.

We walked some few distance then she told me she had gotten to her destination. I didn't bother to ask for her number since I got the PIN. We later chatted in the night and I learnt she was a teacher in her dad's school, she was just using that to pass time after finishing from Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education, Lagos until she is able to gain admission into the University.

We scheduled to meet the following day at a sharwamah joint in my locality - SHARWAMA.com. I got her a piece and I as well ordered for myself with a can of beer for me and Smirnoff for her, we talked about so many things and as an entertainment enthusiast, we talked about the industry and she wondered how I get to know much, told her I read widely and have great passion for media stuff. I ordered for another round of sharwama and noticed this girl smiled. She seemed so happy to have hit the jackpot.

It was already late so I asked the server to help get a take-away pack. I saw her off to her house and she gave me her number even without me asking. The following day, she called me and asked if I would take her out that day, I said no problem as money is not an issue.

We met at same joint and she ate her sharwamah as usual, but this time around, I didn't order for another round. We left and I noticed her disposition was somehow dull, she would respond lightly to my questions and didn't say goodnite when she got home. I wonder what could have happened when I remembered it could have been the sharwama I didn't order.

I just smiled I tried calling her when I got home but she wouldn't pick, then I wondered the kind of girl she could be, is she really capitalizing on the fact that I showed much interest in her or she is a hungry glutton that just wanna fill her stomach. She never would pick my call from that day and even when she picked, she would give some lame excuse like she's tired or she not in Lagos.

I continued to call for close to 2weeks before I decided to halt the calls. I just moved on and didn't call her for close to 2months, then one day

I don't know which one is making me angry right now...

The fact that i did not find this stu.pid story amusing or the fact that it actually made Frontpage

pBuhari:


NOOOOOOO
Am not wicked, its so that the girl will be learn

delishpot:
So OP, you were cheating on your babe fa?



Gbam!

Enypie:
Atenu meets Olojukokoro.

Imanuelle:


No mind am...

He could have used half of what he spent on the new girl, to get a gift for his gf.

Ashawo OP.

tushd:
shawarma.com, around gowon estate right.. na my area you dae stay..buh that place don cast bro.. havanah would have been better.. tell am make she wear swimming trunk dAe swim, order for drink say. you one quickly use A.t.m then no pick up.

damiloladuke:
the one you tot u seen, I also wrote it cuz this my personal story... check my blog www.wenogetjob.com

Shezhawt:



True!! But i don't believe he was cheating... He belongs to everyone and he belongs to no one.... Pun Intented