May my JESUS forgive the op and the sharwama Lady.

;that serves her right



Buh you be bad nigga o

Scarcity of frontpage material, if not ... (You know the rest)

As a player. You should have picked the finest amongst her friends and take that one out. Then see how that plays out

U for straff am na..u don Bleep up...wz once in ur shoes...wa 'do' gan

Enypie:
Atenu meets Olojukokoro.

Fine gal yii. Where have you been all these years?

Like they say "there are two sides to every story "
I want to hear from the girl too

But seriously, your story did not end well

u did well bt it wuold ve been beta if u go with them then,after orderin as usuall u will pretend dt u recieve a call,u will excuse them n left.

donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

Oh mehn! Boys are bad.

I was laughing hard at the end ..... you really got her ... I like what you did

"We are outside"

Some girls no get shame at all.

this thread was titled "How I planked a girl that wanted to chop my money" so OP tell me, how did u prank her then?



The girl don chop ur money Waka, o was reading the post, thinking u banged her at last.




#OP u fall my hand oo

She had gist her friends on the two incidences you took her out to shawama spot and bought her eat in and takeaway hence they came along to maga you number 3.You get luck.atm for reject your card for non registration of bvn.

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so you have a girlfriend yet still hanging around with random girls it's guys like you that will later complain of being cheated on smh

Shezhawt:



True!! But i don't believe he was cheating... He belongs to everyone and he belongs to no one.... Pun Intented

baby are u a mammy water? say d truth

damiloladuke:



Source: http://www.wenogetjob.com/2015/06/diary-jobless-Nigerian13.html

What is this one talking about here. The story says you paid for shawama twice without getting to the city called the Warsaw. Mr man u failed to bring war to Warsaw after all budget for the war heads, now the question is who's the mugun.
If I were u, I wouldnt mind spending a bit little more just to make sure I bury my warhead at her city center in Warsaw and records maximum number of casualties for the money spent on shawama.

INTROVERT:
Il be back I promise. Let me read mentions.

The story ended up not being as sweet as I imagined Sha.





ONE WEEK AFTER IT HITS FRONTPAGE.

yeaahhh. ...


noticed that too

its so lame;



I mean; e just be like say I dey clear the grass around something for 50 years only for me to come realise say the bush even better pass the thing. na 4kop na!

damiloladuke:



Source: http://www.wenogetjob.com/2015/06/diary-jobless-Nigerian13.html

This one go make one episode of super story.

Datz what they deserve bro

On a serious note. How come this story made front page again. Are MODs sleeping or getting too lazy.

Loveren:
baby are u a mammy water? say d truth

No i don't think so...

donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

LWKMD... Ahswear yhu wicked.

Shezhawt:


No i don't think so...

hm hm but y are u this beautiful?

This guy is advertising his pin ... Or, could that be just an example

donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

you wicked bros. Lol

dis guy hope your brain never enter reverse,or didn't you do summary in your secondary school.... *sips alomo bitters*

Merlissa:
some girls sha!!


I tot date was for two people

Why did she have to bring her backup singers sorry eaters...


OP sef,

You get girlfriend you still dey shook ya eyes outside

May the Good God forgive ya sins

a good mama n judge in the making balanced lashing

You fumbled... You should've told her to collect 3 each that you are coming to pay!

wetin dat one con teach us?

LordTrezy:

Guy you dey my hood...sharwama.com don cast true that. Havana make brain, I dey enter every weekend.

you sabi better my guy.. get better view and relax well thats the way to flex bro

Gowon Estate girls

hahahahahaha...nice one..serves the glutton right...gals that bring group of friends while going out on a date with a guy are part of the problems we have in this country.. I hope they make hell as a group sha..awon elebi