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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Omotayor123(f): 10:38am On Jul 01, 2015

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Omotayor123(f): 10:43am On Jul 01, 2015

INTROVERT:
Il be back I promise. Let me read mentions.

The story ended up not being as sweet as I imagined Sha.

I tot dey said you don chop life ban

Good to know you are still here cheesy

Abeg limit your moniker to one. tongue

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke: 10:54am On Jul 01, 2015

I actually didn't wanna deviate from the real story.. that was what actually happened..

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by zealot4me(f): 11:03am On Jul 01, 2015

Some girls sha! Just because of shawarma hungry goa*t! I dunno y i even hate that shawarma sef!

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by INTROVERT(f): 12:21pm On Jul 01, 2015

Omotayor123:

I tot dey said you don chop life ban

Good to know you are still here

Abeg limit your moniker to one.

Honestly all those other monikers are impersonators/fans/haters and the thunder that will fire them is coming.

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 01, 2015

INTROVERT:

Honestly all those other monikers are impersonators/fans/haters and the thunder that will fire them is coming.

impersonators obviously!!!

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by deanoffaculty: 12:30pm On Jul 01, 2015

Nice one

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Omotayor123(f): 12:30pm On Jul 01, 2015

INTROVERT:

Honestly all those other monikers are impersonators/fans/haters and the thunder that will fire them is coming.

shoo..

I tot u been family ooooo grin

some pple can copy Anything sha undecided

They lack creativity. smh!

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jul 01, 2015

kendiddy:
Truly dts wat I tot the. Guy wudhav done to dat gold digger biach I hate such shameless girls ehnn u nor get food4ur haus??

Guy seriously ur a comedian. But really some girls have no chill. Their long throat no get part 2. d part I hate most is when they bring their useless friends along. Not slim ones but very fat ones. I just tire.

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by genchukky(m): 2:47pm On Jul 01, 2015

MzMayD:

Sharwama possessed.

yeah,most greedy gals have this possessed spirit...... grin

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by dammytosh: 6:12pm On Jul 01, 2015

How much is Sharwama ?

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Femistico(m): 9:03pm On Jul 01, 2015

very funny...gluttons evrywhere

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Sunnypa11(m): 9:57am On Jul 02, 2015

Serve her rice

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by gj22(m): 10:52am On Jul 02, 2015

She acted like a child doesn't mean you should do so too. What you did was childish.

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by MKO4ever(m): 8:40pm On Jul 06, 2015

O boy, God saved you that day oo, the girl for finish your pocket for you, imagine she even brought her friend(s) along grin

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Sunofgod(m): 8:40pm On Jul 06, 2015

damiloladuke:

Source: http://www.wenogetjob.com/2015/06/diary-jobless-Nigerian13.html

You should have told her to order . . . .that you were coming!

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by chybeauty30(f): 8:43pm On Jul 06, 2015

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Bamz(m): 8:43pm On Jul 06, 2015

INTROVERT:
Il be back I promise. Let me read mentions.

The story ended up not being as sweet as I imagined Sha.

Are you for real? Do you have a life outside NL?
Anyways if this gets you going, keep it up.

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by freeposting164: 8:44pm On Jul 06, 2015

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jul 06, 2015

What did your gf have to say about all of this?

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Nikapetrelli(f): 8:46pm On Jul 06, 2015

Silly gal,she got wat she bargained for

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Segadem(m): 8:47pm On Jul 06, 2015

donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

o boi u be baddest guy

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by freshvine(f): 8:49pm On Jul 06, 2015

Op you should have told her you are busy banging your fiancée that she should wait.

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by kennyman200(m): 8:50pm On Jul 06, 2015

Nice one op.. U can do better next time..

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Dindondin(m): 8:51pm On Jul 06, 2015

damiloladuke:

Source: http://www.wenogetjob.com/2015/06/diary-jobless-Nigerian13.html

you were nice.
some dudes lld v bought those shawarmas, sit at d girl & her friends, gist for few mins & later take excuse & flee.
those girls ll never do that again

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Dahjhi: 8:51pm On Jul 06, 2015

donholy28:
First thing first...op ur jobless.
But u f*cked up,u should have told her dat u just stepped out to buy card and that she should sit at una usual spot...order two sharwamas and wait for u...that ur coming back soon...
You don give her direct employment into washing plates department.

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by pBuhari(f): 8:52pm On Jul 06, 2015

Op u made two great mistakes:
1. You wouldnt have given your brother the phone to answer the call

2. You should have told her to order shawama to keep herself busy that you are across the road

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Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Abduletudaye(m): 8:53pm On Jul 06, 2015

Ma niqqa!!! cool

...the girl freaking dull..kai! Come pack her friends come chop freebies...oloshi! angry

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by denedene(m): 8:53pm On Jul 06, 2015

op may your fountain of knowledge never run dry grin

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Abduletudaye(m): 8:53pm On Jul 06, 2015

pBuhari:
Op u made two great mistakes:
1. You wouldnt have given your brother the phone to answer the call

2. You should have told her to order shawama to keep herself busy that you are across the road

You are wicked!!!! grin

Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by Youngpo413: 8:53pm On Jul 06, 2015

Agimor:
Nor get shame.an atom of dignity they lacked it.

all of them

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