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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by onelife97: 10:55am On Aug 08, 2015
Still got a scar like a mark on my forehead while bathing/playing in the rain.

But kids of nowadays,na internet and shoki dance.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by antonioculprito(m): 10:57am On Aug 08, 2015
I banged chinanu severally under our stairs during mama and papa play cool
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by kalufelix(m): 10:57am On Aug 08, 2015
Re-packaged joke...

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by fiftynaira(m): 10:59am On Aug 08, 2015
Mama and papa later became a war stuff if u notice that ur sister have been banged u go wan bang d person sister wey bang ur sister.


It is the fight for the banger and the bangee! [size=8pt][/size] grin
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by baabolight(m): 11:00am On Aug 08, 2015
Sorry, not thin plank for bat but MICHAEL WEST. The board is actually the Suck-away.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by nateevs(m): 11:02am On Aug 08, 2015
Awesome. I did every single one.


I did not see 'the metal hanger and the lid of a plastic paint container' on the list.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Adaeze003(f): 11:04am On Aug 08, 2015
So you're saying India - Nigeria never happened? cry

grin Greatest tale of all time!
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Nobody: 11:05am On Aug 08, 2015
There was never light to watch NTA and even when there was NTA only opened at 16:30 to close at 00:00. The only way to entertain ourselves then was catching tadpoles, building cars from matchboxes, plucking mangoes by stoning or using long sticks, stoning lizards and finally playing football or performing cartwheels on the lawn.

When we switched over to dstv and bought videogames no one cared to play outside again. Even my nephews and nieces prefer to stay indoors watching cartoons than going out to play. I believe things're better this way as the children are safer indoors and easier to control.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by j4sure(m): 11:11am On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:
Let us be sincere with ourselves! I was privileged to be present at an occasion where Prof Wole Soyinka gave speech and made reference to the years he was running in the rain rolling motor cycle's tyre with a stick.

He was trying to convince parents not to deprive their kids of their childhood privileges. He then tasked the audience to swear if they never did such while young. He said most parents of this end time generation never allow their kids but to be caged indoor from Jan to Dec.

What about you, SWEAR


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor?
it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***


For where who go deny am okay Dangote pickin yes i emember joor grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by mmsen: 11:26am On Aug 08, 2015
Why are you beating your kids at all?

Why is one kind of domestic violence wrong but another considered acceptable?
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by pocohantas(f): 11:26am On Aug 08, 2015
The problem is, the country was safe then...it's no more the same. Kids don't play outside anymore these days, fear of kidnappers and ritualist.

As for the rest, play done go digital na. Kids are looking for PS now, not earthworm and rubber band...lols
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by sinizia: 11:26am On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:

- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.


Never tried this shít. It's disgusting.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by jimi4us: 11:27am On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:
Let us be sincere with ourselves! I was privileged to be present at an occasion where Prof Wole Soyinka gave speech and made reference to the years he was running in the rain rolling motor cycle's tyre with a stick.

He was trying to convince parents not to deprive their kids of their childhood privileges. He then tasked the audience to swear if they never did such while young. He said most parents of this end time generation never allow their kids but to be caged indoor from Jan to Dec.

What about you, SWEAR


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor?
it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***

i did everything on that list.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by zeb04(f): 11:28am On Aug 08, 2015
any time I play under the rain I receive fresh pankere on my yansh
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by kazmanbanjoko(m): 11:30am On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:
Let us be sincere with ourselves! I was privileged to be present at an occasion where Prof Wole Soyinka gave speech and made reference to the years he was running in the rain rolling motor cycle's tyre with a stick.

He was trying to convince parents not to deprive their kids of their childhood privileges. He then tasked the audience to swear if they never did such while young. He said most parents of this end time generation never allow their kids but to be caged indoor from Jan to Dec.

What about you, SWEAR


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor?
it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***

You forgot to add 'SUWE'
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Pque(m): 11:37am On Aug 08, 2015
I also did all. These was common with people who have there childhood experience in the west, can't talk about the North and east. Any girl who did all these, my salute 4 u, u b correct street girl.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by ussy09(m): 11:37am On Aug 08, 2015
kudos to u op, now I knw I really play a lot back den smiles
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by drey076(m): 11:39am On Aug 08, 2015
grin grin grin grin good old days grin
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Femistico(m): 11:41am On Aug 08, 2015
I did all except washing only hands and legs to go to skul...my parents won't allow me do such poo...

I swear u got me in all dis...haaa good old dayz...even mixing palm oil with garri, with salt and put it in a nylon...yummy yummy
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Megaflex(m): 11:41am On Aug 08, 2015
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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Megaflex(m): 11:41am On Aug 08, 2015
If u grew up in kd and didn't do all dis, den u missed alot
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by mrnuur(m): 11:42am On Aug 08, 2015
played "counter" with bottle cork.

Catcher

Beat my sis's doll baby and she'll be the one crying

Roll clothes into ball shape and play

Etc
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by azimibraun: 11:43am On Aug 08, 2015
If you claim you did all then you definitely grew up in Makurdi town in the 80s... Ibro Zulezoo did all this and added somersaults to it at Timber shade in Makurdi and St Catherine Primary school. I just remember going for Mangoes and Cashew with snails to play Koso with. We saved to eat okpa then also.

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by fizziea(m): 11:47am On Aug 08, 2015
really missing the good old days cry
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by inereunwa1(m): 11:49am On Aug 08, 2015
I did all ;DI
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by delors(m): 11:51am On Aug 08, 2015
I swear I did all of them...all of them! grin
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by azimibraun: 11:54am On Aug 08, 2015
It goes beyond whether you did them or not. Na wia you grow wey give you the opportunity to enjoy them? All of a sudden kpako children story wan turn ajebo pikin history... Ajebo dem.. una do police and thief? abi una do Boju... Boju... wey boys take learn how to do romance.. because back then sharp guys only sabi catch babes...touch sharp sharp before..people show... Ajebo una follow kill Lizard; abi una do Aiming? setting gongoni for far and aim them as target? Guys na Ibro Zulezoo do all this thing pass for this world. I am sure.. him and idowu. King of somersaulting. Hialings to all the between 30 and 38 yrs old mktwn fellas around the world.

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Nobody: 11:58am On Aug 08, 2015
kazmanbanjoko:
You forgot to add 'SUWE'
LOL i was an expert, i always built all d houses, if u want to make tins difficult 4 ur opponent just built d second and d third house, then ur opponent is dead already.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Rotime1(m): 12:02pm On Aug 08, 2015
oh my goodness! i remember doing all of that far way back then. oh, how time flies. 36 years ago no be joke o! all is well. may i continue to grow more in grace of the almighty. amen
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by luthorcorp: 12:03pm On Aug 08, 2015
lolz,imagine me then tying my biro to my waist with a rope to avoid stories that touches.......talking about 1974
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Nobody: 12:04pm On Aug 08, 2015
@OP u 4got gamebox, war start, issakaba vs army, dat 250 naira video game, sega games, 8 bit games, lmao d good days, i just remembered my grandma.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Rotime1(m): 12:05pm On Aug 08, 2015
i could remember playing with the shear butter seed. you know kind of head on collision and see which one smashes after.

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