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Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by adedam23(m): 8:29am On Aug 16, 2015
dollyinxx:
Na die na.
Tnks to u op. I pray they change. Same thin happened to a Unibuja student last yr n the guy bled to death bfr he wgot to d hospital. So unfortunate tho
uhn!...ma ear dey enlarge grin
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by somez(m): 9:35am On Aug 16, 2015
Lol...
BabaIbo:
Chai e be like say na me dey post this for...
[b]
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by may01(f): 9:38am On Aug 16, 2015
adedam23:
chai, ladies ehn, na story go kil dem, especially dose 1s callin demslvs MAY . D main content of d story has bin displacd, she's nau interested in wot apnd 2 d guy. Nawa oh
I no wan make any assumptions grin
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by flokii: 11:17am On Aug 16, 2015
Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.
@OP shey make I bring my joystick?.. since I know it's safe with you *winks
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by kossyablaze(m): 11:41am On Aug 16, 2015
misspicy:
Hahahahahahaha...e dey happen
na dis kind thing u dey like
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by intestine: 1:05pm On Aug 16, 2015
i heard dis story far back in 2001.. either d op dat told me dis story or d person dat told me tolded her 2...lol..but it is almost medically impossible...
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by sarahguess: 1:39pm On Aug 16, 2015
Dats sad
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by cuteprinz(m): 2:21pm On Aug 16, 2015
Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.
So men think with their joystick and women with what? I dnt blame you. Better go and concentrate on your studies
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by simdam500(m): 4:39pm On Aug 16, 2015
IamLEGEND1: well

the penís belongs to us, so itz ours to lose.

i can go stick my penís in a grinding machine if i want.
grin grin grin grin grin seriously huh Aásshole
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by simdam500(m): 4:41pm On Aug 16, 2015
IamLEGEND1: Do you have a penís?

No?

then you are in no position to tell me where and where not to put it.
Your reply just make laugh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by georgylee: 4:44pm On Aug 16, 2015
Thanks for the candid advice.......
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by simdam500(m): 4:45pm On Aug 16, 2015
Symphony007: How many of you guys held your dick while reading this?.
To confirm if it has not been chopped off? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by simdam500(m): 4:52pm On Aug 16, 2015
Romance section sha cheesy cheesy !!! Good info
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Panshow(m): 7:43pm On Aug 16, 2015
Miner13:
Just type " what happen to the guy" to google I'm pretty sure you'll receive million and one answer

Hope I'm helpful with that

Thanks me later grin grin grin
Wicked.
grin grin grin grin
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by ManTiger(m): 10:14pm On Aug 16, 2015
shodexy:
Like one of my funny gateman used to say...na die you go die...the pain is better imagined... shocked shocked shocked
grin grin grin

I tell you, the pain is better imagined!
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Amya(f): 9:30am On Aug 17, 2015
Caveatemptor:
Jenny1010 reminds me so much of a poster called Amya. Lots of fake stories.
For your information this story has revolved around clubs and bars in Unilag for ages.
We used to debate about it back in the day in a hypothetical way.
Decades old story.
Jackass troll!
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by misspicy(f): 11:15am On Aug 17, 2015
kossyablaze:
na dis kind thing u dey like
Swear say u no like amtongue
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Caveatemptor(m): 1:52pm On Aug 17, 2015
Amya:
Jackass troll!
Amya sweetie,
You got to admit that there are similarities in your tales and those of the OP Jenny1010.
I just pointed it out.
Any one who has been on an Amya thread knows you are a drama queen,same as this OP.
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by kossyablaze(m): 8:03pm On Aug 18, 2015
misspicy:
Swear say u no like amtongue
lol u eh
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Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by StevenJay01(m): 7:04am On Aug 20, 2015
cococandy:
Thanks
Wish I could get to know u beyond this forum.
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Prakash247(m): 12:13pm On Mar 29, 2018
[color=#550000][/color][quote author=rawpadgin post=36981092]grin grin grin
i love Mouth Action

but i don't bang someone i don't know too well[

Bobo,hiv is real.
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by wholeslab: 10:46pm On Mar 29, 2018
i dont believe u show me a little evidence
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by MrCuteAndLoaded: 1:20am On Mar 25, 2021
Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.
My own occured when I take the woman go Suya joint con give am lollypop to lick afterwards. I suffered mehn! My punana was so hot i could not sleep! Never again
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by valentineuwakwe(m): 1:51am On Mar 25, 2021
my papa say..."son, wetin dey sweet, dey kill sometimes "..so be careful!
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