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I was pressed.. i walked as fast as possible to a corner, i removed my di.ck to urinate nt knowing that a lady was making call right dere.. Her eyes focused on my di.ck. It was very difficult to leave immediately.. The tin pain me die

I TREK A LONG DISTANCE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKXPjk909sw

she was angry with me ao i kissed her outside her church in public after service just to apologise bt she no gree go the church agn thnks to me.

My brother came back from school with one of his friends and the guy was just so cute with pink lips..sha sha I was now walking up and down the house,hoping he'd say something..and then he called me to get water for him..on my way back from the kitchen I tripped and fell face flat..

jonaifame22:
I love that stuff a lot, to some niggers it's weird but truth be told when I see a lady I like before I even think of kissing her or fvcking her, the first thought dat comes to my mind is "when will I get to give this gal a head"

Team lick her bullet.

I wrote, memorised, cramed what I want to say when I meet her, on sight of her, I experienced a memory loos infact severe brain damages then I resulted to speaking gibrish O my gosh I can't forget that awkward moment!

Paulpaulpaul:
Hmmmm! Mine is oh my Gosh!



I can't share it, my gf is a nairalander.

if ur gf share her own comma bros u go fear fullstop

Hmmmm. Let me think




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Oops I just forget

Stylishly fingr fvckd her while in the midst of her friends and all She did was laugh like a cockhoo

I press her boobs hhard and it burst

kissing a strange girl i met in a public travelling bus at night. did that today!!

princeshijman:
she was angry with me ao i kissed her outside her church in public after service just to apologise bt she no gree go the church agn thnks to me.

Hahahahaha... welldone u hear.

jonaifame22:
I love that stuff a lot, to some niggers it's weird but truth be told when I see a lady I like before I even think of kissing her or fvcking her, the first thought dat comes to my mind is "when will I get to give this gal a head"

Yeah it happens. Some guys like giving head very well, while others really hate it. People differ.

I showed her my d.ick wiv d 'cap' covered she laffd n asked wat happend to d cap den I said a frnd borrowed it to a party....


Den d rest is history,,,

Nienie:
My brother came back from school with one of his friends and the guy was just so cute with pink lips..sha sha I was now walking up and down the house,hoping he'd say something..and then he called me to get water for him..on my way back from the kitchen I tripped and fell face flat..

how do u expect me to know u were walking up and down the house just to get my attention??

Play football a lot during my school days.Belong to a local club in Enugu(Samba).There's dis day we had a football match,I invited my girl,who also invited her 3 friends.Seein d girls around,I wanted to show myself and form #SupaSta.Guess what... I messd up..played like a JB.I was later substituted.felt really ashamed of me.Bt am a gud baller on a gud day.

kennyman2000:
chai... This lie detector wont work when its needed the most.. Chai, na so this my lie detector wont enable me fish out liars on this thread.. Ok oooo....


Check my signature for ur customised wristband.

bro forget the lies and share yours. It's for fun

wakacome:
how do u expect me know u were walking up and down the house just to gain my attention??

Then, you are not smart.

EnigmaticEnigma:
I sniffed her panties

JESUS CHRIST

I got my eye brow burnt trying to impress her... so I had this asun smell all over me..

it's been long tho... wen I was arnd 11-14 yrs

my first gf... buh now history

Aminat508:
Gave him a dirty slap

guess he had been disturbing you for long time before the funny slap

Lovelynature:
guess he had been disturbing you for long time before the funny slap

Soso990240:
Play football a lot during my school days.Belong to a local club in Enugu(Samba).There's dis day we had a football match,I invited my girl,who also invited her 3 friends.Seein d girls around,I wanted to show myself and form #SupaSta.Guess what... I messd up..played like a JB.I was later substituted.felt really ashamed of me.Bt am a gud baller on a gud day.

I had same experience.. I nearly killed myself just to impress them. Had muscle pull twice on the football field, yet i played nonsense.

seunlayi:
When I ask a girl to dress up after undressing her to the last. .... She dey smell one kind

funny! She would be like what!!! So what was your excuse?

jst Bleep dem

My is whn i see a fine gal or a gal i lik...i will start cryung

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Fortunate017:
I had same experience.. I nearly killed myself just to impress them. Had muscle pull twice on the football field, yet i played nonsense.

lol..Mine wasn't funny..even my teammates were like "Guy wetin de do u?"..Since then,I swore I will neva try to impress anybody while playin Soccer..I just play my game