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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:29pm On Sep 26, 2015
macklef:
Funniest thing i have done was to dress like a girl in their room.

I was teasing them of how shallow dey were with dier dressing n cat walking so
I decided to teach dem how to dress n catwalk in dier clothes, wigs n make up.
They laughed so much that day ehn, we have a video of it, i cant imagin how many times
Dey tried to use it to blackmail me against my babes, dey tell me theyld still keep the video
Years to come. Anyday i do mistake n blow that the video is gonna go viral.

But aswear it is embarassing wink
doing funny things around opposite sex are so embarrassing but you gat to just laugh over it. Most people have done more!!!
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Soso990240(m): 11:32pm On Sep 26, 2015
EnigmaticEnigma:
I sniffed her panties embarassed
wat does it Smell like?
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by talktonase(m): 11:32pm On Sep 26, 2015
The smell of my pungent fart woke her up from a terrible dream...she would have died but i saved her!
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by AreaFada2: 11:32pm On Sep 26, 2015
Mine was pretending to be lost. I was in a post office. This half-caste babe was using a pre-google, rather primitive information searching machine. Long ago in a popular European tourist city.
Fact was I probably knew that city better than her. grin cheesy

I used that time helping me search direction to chat her up.
She had the most amazing ikebe, shape and sexiness you will ever see. grin cheesy grin

We "dated" but she later confessed to be a lesbian, amid tears.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by efemty001: 11:35pm On Sep 26, 2015
mine was. see how it goes.

inserting my prick in her pvsssy
Me: baby what am i doin

baby: you are fvcking me

me: good. am i fvcking u hard ?

baby: yes u r

me: whr am i insertin my prick

babe: my pvssy

i swear down.. the inspirations comes faster dan anything..
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Oladimejjy(m): 11:35pm On Sep 26, 2015
mine was a bit crazy, I just walked up from my room and went to ma neighbor room just to saw a lady friend watching tv then I kissed her the rest nw.. story
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by walozanga(m): 11:36pm On Sep 26, 2015
HAD A BIG FART WHILE MAKING LOVE TO HER
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:36pm On Sep 26, 2015
mrlaw93:
I was pressed.. i walked as fast as possible to a corner, i removed my di.ck to urinate nt knowing that a lady was making call right dere.. Her eyes focused on my di.ck. It was very difficult to leave immediately.. The tin pain me die grin
so embarrassing especially if she knows you. Some girls sha, she should've walked away and pretend not seeing you
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by naijattingham(m): 11:38pm On Sep 26, 2015
I blushed big time!, she asked me what department i was and i totally forgot
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 69MissedCalls(m): 11:38pm On Sep 26, 2015
I played porn on my laptop and I told her let's "do it" like that.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 11:40pm On Sep 26, 2015
jonaifame22:
I begged her to lemme suck her pvssy
ok,this was very funny undecided
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 11:43pm On Sep 26, 2015
Aminat508:
Gave him a dirty slap tongue tongue
very very funny undecided
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:44pm On Sep 26, 2015
Nienie:
My brother came back from school with one of his friends and the guy was just so cute with pink lips..sha sha I was now walking up and down the house,hoping he'd say something..and then he called me to get water for him..on my way back from the kitchen I tripped and fell face flat.. cry
oh!!! So funny and you would be like what! After all the hope this errand come spoil things cheesycheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 11:45pm On Sep 26, 2015
youngice:
my own is funny to d babes but painful to me
1- when I'm around fine girls my accent changes
2- when I see a fine girl
I ultimately lose the ability to price well , like when I boarded of bus of 100 naira for 200
sorry sad
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Phelicx(m): 11:45pm On Sep 26, 2015
Stories here making me laff my a** out. My own na to dey observe panties of any girl wey loose guard o. I been like panties like life. cool
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 69MissedCalls(m): 11:46pm On Sep 26, 2015
I've asked a girl if she was a lesbian. most awkward day of my life. she hated me for that. I still feel somehow each time I remember that day undecided
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:47pm On Sep 26, 2015
johnsonjosbles:
I wrote, memorised, cramed what I want to say when I meet her, on sight of her, I experienced a memory loos infact severe brain damages then I resulted to speaking gibrish O my gosh I can't forget that awkward moment!
so funny bro. It happens a lot cheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 11:49pm On Sep 26, 2015
Nienie:
My brother came back from school with one of his friends and the guy was just so cute with pink lips..sha sha I was now walking up and down the house,hoping he'd say something..and then he called me to get water for him..on my way back from the kitchen I tripped and fell face flat.. cry
a girl will call an ape cute provided he has pink lips
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(op): 11:50pm On Sep 26, 2015
[quote author=dacovajnr post=38414826]Stylishly fingr fvckd her while in the midst of her friends and all She did was laugh like a cockhoo grin[/quiet] funny you. Maybe she enjoyed it or didn't want to embarrass you in front of her friends
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Godsonkemz(m): 11:51pm On Sep 26, 2015
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by denedene(m): 11:54pm On Sep 26, 2015
i was forming like I'm a big boy with ego cause she was in the uk when she returned, we arranged to meet up walai ego no de at all so from one story of posting to other till i exhausted all lies that we had to meet up still ego no de. so i drove down to her place, unfortunately the female friend that introduced us was with her(my heart broke) no money for one na two con show up... they were all dressed up n ready to groove. the friend then shouted "me I'm hungry for pizza o! " in my mind i was thinking and cursing myself "who send me come here" so i excused myself and made a sharp call before we started the journey.. when i came back, i started driving and told em let me reach the mech first to check my car. after spending like 25mins to reach the mechanic workshop, i had already call mech to form one bogus problem when he's checking the car.. the mech came checked the car, went under, open bonnet and was like "ah! oga thank God you come now o! your brake don bad, tyroid no good even some fluids don finish and i was like "guy! you no go waste time to fix all these abi? " he was like yes! i walked to the girls begged dem to be patient(deep down i knew i nothing was wrong with the car and the car won't move an inch from there) from 2pm till 6pm we de mech shop, after my actor mechanic waste our time, i took dem back to their house and sincerely apologised that it wasn't my fault
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Anuoluwapo3054(m): 11:54pm On Sep 26, 2015
hehehe....that night was funny, i was actually waiting for her to pass when i suddenly looked up and saw her coming with her nephew, i quickly pretended as if i had stomach ache just to get her attention...believe you me,it really worked because I was rolling on the floor that night then she came closer and closer....lifted me up and that was the beginning of our friendship. She's married today though, because I was shy to confess to her that i love her....we friendzoned each other for years though fun of each other but my problem was that I was too shy because u don't want to lose her company cos she might get angry.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Aminat508(f): 11:54pm On Sep 26, 2015
3coins:
very very funny undecided
undecided undecided undecided
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Vock(m):
Thank goodness I wasn't caught
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Thayay(m): 11:56pm On Sep 26, 2015
Mine was smiling to whatever she says to the extent of her asking what's wrong with me grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by BrianIke(m): 11:56pm On Sep 26, 2015
sweetorgasms:
MIne was bringing out my prick so she can see it, then asking her if its very big? though i was there with 3 ladies alone. "mehnnn they later came seperately 4 their share
Biggest lie ever! Looking for cheap attention
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Fulaboy(m): 12:00am On Sep 27, 2015
Nienie:
My brother came back from school with one of his friends and the guy was just so cute with pink lips..sha sha I was now walking up and down the house,hoping he'd say something..and then he called me to get water for him..on my way back from the kitchen I tripped and fell face flat.. cry

Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by NemzySeries(m): 12:00am On Sep 27, 2015
jonaifame22:
I love that stuff a lot, to some niggers it's weird but truth be told when I see a lady I like before I even think of kissing her or fvcking her, the first thought dat comes to my mind is "when will I get to give this gal a head"
HEAD of state
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