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mkoabiola:
I gave her my palm sandals cos her sandals cut 4 road,I trekk home bare foot,
Ppu jus de look me 4 road bt I dont care
Power of pussy ,ass n bobby

joewizzy247:
mine was when i toast my classmate bck in sec skul.she gav me a dirty slap,wen i turned bck and looked at my friends dats inspired me to walk up to her, they were laughin at me.i got angry and swept her off her feets.i sat on her and slapped her continously until my friends came to her rescue.i would neva forget dat day. that was d only tym ive ever hit a woman in my lyf

JudgementHammer:
Me na fart.

I blasted the thing in an empty classroom where I teach during holidays. I forgot completely that there was someone behind me. Na after lowering my bombom from the farting position and started inhaling the sweet smell that I now saw a lady walked out carrying her bag and books.

The funny thing is she doesn't even work in d sch so I could have apologized later. She was a visitor and I never saw her again since then

YoungDaNaval:
Oyinbo Accent tinz oh

Adanna28:
Na Yankee ? Lool

YoungDaNaval:
The way words like "gonna, wonna, aint" dey take enter ma mouth whenever chick dey around e just tire me

Adanna28:
I understand, had this Naija Ex would talk like Nas lol, I even said to him " why are u talking like that? Omo, just be yourself.

What I do is pretend to be extra-ordinarily confident of myself and pay less attention to her(like ignoring her) whereas deep down I am tripping for her. It is weird though.

lekjons:


We've been following the same path since i met her on my way to somewhere, she is the front while i'm at the back, she just kept on following the direction i was going to, so i kept following her as if we were going to the same place, i didn't notice when she took another route, i just kept on following her like mother-hen and it's chick.. before i knew it, i've followed her for about 2km..

Lovelynature:
your case get as e be oo. Wetin konji don do guys eh mouth no fit talk am finish

ChappyChase:
As long as that nyash no fit kill you, nothing fit kill you!

all4naija:
What I do is pretend to be extra-ordinary confidence of myself and pay less attention to her(like ignoring her) whereas deep down I am tripping for her. It is weird though.

soleexx:
I press her boobs hhard and it burst

Lovelynature:
No doubt, the power of attraction or lust ( either way you put it ) is a very strong force over the flesh.
Yeah, I'm sure most of us here have one story or the other to tell, about things we found ourselves doing around opposite sex, either mistakenly or willfully but later find those things really funny.

Nawao! Funny me those days!!!

Mine was when I asked a lady that I was not even in relationship with to marry me. We were just friends and since that day our friendship started decaying as we couldn't chat freely as before again.

I didn't know she also had feelings for me, as she refused giving me her number or say either yes or no to my proposal ( I guess she knew the force pushing me to do what I did ). It was later on, when we went our separate ways that she started asking my friend about me, she got my number from him and also sent me friend request on facebook, we chatted for a while before I systematically withdrew from her, I guess she got the message and acted likewise. I noticed I don't find her attractive any longer as things keep changing. I regretted doing what I did and can't just help but laugh whenever I remember the whole drama.


Don't spoil the fun, share yours as we keep the ball rolling.

Aminat508:
Gave him a dirty slap

EnigmaticEnigma:
I sniffed her panties

EnigmaticEnigma:
I sniffed her panties

Paulpaulpaul:
Hmmmm! Mine is oh my Gosh!



I can't share it, my gf is a nairalander.

mrlaw93:
I was pressed.. i walked as fast as possible to a corner, i removed my di.ck to urinate nt knowing that a lady was making call right dere.. Her eyes focused on my di.ck. It was very difficult to leave immediately.. The tin pain me die

Dcaliphate:
kissing a strange girl i met in a public travelling bus at night. did that today!!

Nienie:
My brother came back from school with one of his friends and the guy was just so cute with pink lips..sha sha I was now walking up and down the house,hoping he'd say something..and then he called me to get water for him..on my way back from the kitchen I tripped and fell face flat..

sweetorgasms:
MIne was bringing out my prick so she can see it, then asking her if its very big? though i was there with 3 ladies alone. "mehnnn they later came seperately 4 their share

denedene:
i was forming like I'm a big boy with ego cause she was in the uk when she returned, we arranged to meet up walai ego no de at all so from one story of posting to other till i exhausted all lies that we had to meet up still ego no de. so i drove down to her place, unfortunately the female friend that introduced us was with her(my heart broke) no money for one na two con show up... they were all dressed up n ready to groove. the friend then shouted "me I'm hungry for pizza o! " in my mind i was thinking and cursing myself "who send me come here" so i excused myself and made a sharp call before we started the journey.. when i came back, i started driving and told em let me reach the mech first to check my car. after spending like 25mins to reach the mechanic workshop, i had already call mech to form one bogus problem when he's checking the car.. the mech came checked the car, went under, open bonnet and was like "ah! oga thank God you come now o! your brake don bad, tyroid no good even some fluids don finish and i was like "guy! you no go waste time to fix all these abi? " he was like yes! i walked to the girls begged dem to be patient(deep down i knew i nothing was wrong with the car and the car won't move an inch from there) from 2pm till 6pm we de mech shop, after my actor mechanic waste our time, i took dem back to their house and sincerely apologised that it wasn't my fault