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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by oforij(m): 6:38am On Oct 05, 2015
The annoying words of a lover pierces your HEAD ND HEART

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 6:38am On Oct 05, 2015
tosyne2much:
6. So what do you think you are doing ?


Ladies should avoid saying this when a guy makes advances as it kills morale. This statement has made many ladies lose potential husbands. When I make advances and a lady asks me this kweshion, it kills the morale of my joystick

7. I dont want sex in this relationship


I personally detest hearing this statement even though sex is not my sole purpose of dating a lday. When a lady utters dis statement, I'm definitely going 2 get under her skirt & wave goodbye cheesy

8. I Cant Date A Broke Guy

Even God knows dat, as a broke guy, this is d statement i detest most in my life. I just shake my hea d& lose my respect for any lady dat utters such statement straight to my face.

9.Your Joystick is so small

No guy wil ever admit that he has a small joystick. The day a lady told me, i wear my boxers grab race ni o

*quote me to say rubbish & i wil show u why animals are never afraid of sexually transmitted disease
A girl told me that number 9 when I won yansh her.My joystick just went flaccid and refused to rise.She rubbed and sucked for where,the the thing no respond.
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by adeememman(m): 6:39am On Oct 05, 2015
chronique:
Noted but nobody plans to use these words intentionally. That is how one of my exes cooked food and didn't clean the head of fish properly,and served the fish for us to eat. When I found out,I lost interest in the food and as she tried hard to defend herself,I asked if that's how her mother prepares the food for her father...lol. She felt very bad and in all honesty,I wasn't happy after I said that too. I think it was just the anger at that moment.

The point is that,anger can sometimes make you say things that would make people feel very terrible,even when you never meant to make them feel bad.

Bros u harsh o
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by austinbrown: 6:41am On Oct 05, 2015
Same thing happened to me o my ex's elder sister dey Bleep around I told my girl to advise the sister intead of her using style she go tell her direct the way I said it, I was extremely angry and I told her it was over between thinking she will apologise, my people i'm still single till today, anger is a bad thing
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 6:43am On Oct 05, 2015
emusmith:


Sarcastic Things Never To Say To You Partner Even In A Heated Argument


Sarcasm is simply saying things you don't really mean, in this case, due to your inability to manage your anger.


You think you love by hurting him or her with your words and expecting to be chased? Well, that's not true love.

Love is mostly seen in your words and actions, most at times when you're not conscious.

Someone once said, "You want to know a person's true character? Watch when they are very upset or very excited."

There are some words that I term, "cancerous". They need not be spoken because they are capable of tearing down a relationship of years.
What are some words you shouldn't use or say to your partner even in a heated situation.

1. You're so immature and inexperienced

Especially when you're older than him or her, it gives him the self-simpathy look sad At first, you accepted ... into your life not minding the age but now it has become a paradigm of judging their output and productivity. It's demoralizing and difficult to let go.

2. I really miss my ex

I know most girls do and say all kinds of "annoying" things just to provoke guys, yea! You mustn't insult him to get his attention. If you miss you ex, who cares? The door is wide open, you may leave. You're staying? Then quit acting immature giving your partner a ground to feeling they're not measuring up to the standard you've set in your mind. Grow up!


3. I guess I'll go hungry dating you

This is especially when she is having "offers" from other guys and she is beginning to doubt the sustainability of his guy's financial well. If you don't wanna date him because of your doubts in his financial capacity, simply walk out early! Not after "milking him dry", you then notice he can really really foot your bills or actually meet the demands of marriage.


4. One-minute man

As harsh as this sounds, some ladies use this term on their guys. I personally don't think any guy was born to be a "sixty seconds" guy. If it's an illness, go with him in search of a cure because you love him OR if you don't love him and detest the situation, find another excuse to tell him. It's derogatory as well as it is demeaning. Don't joke around using it.


5. Who paid your fees, for your hair, make-up, food etc?

No...you don't have to say all that to upset her/him. She already knows. Announcing it childishly incur disrespect and disregard on your person. Using such a line, you can lose her. As usual, it is demeaning for a joke.


Getting angry and almost wanting to use wrong choices of words on our partners is not a new temptation. However, we must count the pains it will cost that person and not the temporary feeling of hurt you feel.

Probably, you've been told some and terrible things have happened. You can share with us all. smiley
That is why when we beat them they will scream"domestic violence and husband beater"But they don't know it's their bad mouth that inflame our anger to react that way.Some ladies are not physically strong but their mouths are powerful like mike tyson punches and they deliberately use it to hurt guys.
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 6:45am On Oct 05, 2015
prettyjo:
oga emusmith,where you hide since?. grin.
my dear...how you?
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by workspice: 6:50am On Oct 05, 2015
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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by donjj2004: 6:51am On Oct 05, 2015
BUT I think SEX during RELATIONSHIP is Bad according to the BIBLE...MAINLY for MARRIED COUPLES...

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 6:52am On Oct 05, 2015
activelyA:
.
Am lost...thought the topic said partner( male and female)?
To be sincere, you are a good writer and you have a good way of presentation or passing down your idea. But over time, I have made excuses for you as to your fairness in writing/your ideas and I have realize that no amount of excuses could change reality and the glaring fact that you (emusmith) are a HARDCORE MALE CHAUVINIST angry angry angry
Gosh! Just see number 2...writing most out of all girls do this but guys dont do this Or maybe if they do they are the matured ones in any situation.

Jezz!!! Work on yourself( mind) as being hurt by certain women in the past does not warrant generalization of the women folk...or
maybe you have not been hurt but you are just the typical African man who regard women as second class humans...
Or maybe not, you just loooovvveee to bash women as in your threads, you do it effortlessly... shocked shocked and if corrected, your STRUGGLE not to lash at us.

Ooh well undecided

I do hope you take this critic first as a man, then as a writer.

Ooh well undecided


I'm not a chauvinist
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by prettyjo(f): 6:52am On Oct 05, 2015
emusmith:
my dear...how you?
am fine oo
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 6:54am On Oct 05, 2015
prettyjo:
am fine oo
I trust school is great Him too...# did I just say that? # shocked
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 6:55am On Oct 05, 2015
YOUR MONTH IS SMELLING HONEY






sad
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Naff24(f): 6:56am On Oct 05, 2015
chronique:
Noted but nobody plans to use these words intentionally. That is how one of my exes cooked food and didn't clean the head of fish properly,and served the fish for us to eat. When I found out,I lost interest in the food and as she tried hard to defend herself,I asked if that's how her mother prepares the food for her father...lol. She felt very bad and in all honesty,I wasn't happy after I said that too. I think it was just the anger at that moment.

The point is that,anger can sometimes make you say things that would make people feel very terrible,even when you never meant to make them feel bad.
What's was her action or reply after u said that? undecided
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 6:56am On Oct 05, 2015
shocked
otunsman:
A girl told me that number 9 when I won yansh her.My joystick just went flaccid and refused to rise.She rubbed and sucked for where,the the thing no respond.
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by prettyjo(f): 6:59am On Oct 05, 2015
emusmith:
I trust school is great Him too...# did I just say that? # shocked
hahahahahahahahahaha...did I just laugh ?lolzzzz.Everything is fine
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 7:02am On Oct 05, 2015
Cameleon72:
But most of those words are truth...@OP do you mean the truth sudn't be spoken again Abeg say your mind as long as it is the truth yare...
There are ways those things can be subtly said and it won't cause a lot of provocation or bruised ego....perhaps when both parties are calm nd acting rationally...













#Philosopher Quëën#
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Gynacologist(m): 7:02am On Oct 05, 2015
kennyman2000:


Tell them bro, a gal tried that nonsense with me..
I let her know i can do something, since that day, whenever she sets her eyes on me. Na to pick race...
watin u tell am?
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by chronique(m): 7:03am On Oct 05, 2015
I said I never had the intention to say that to her. It was the second time I was being served food with the fish dirt in the head and the gills intact and it was pretty disgusting to sight.
nikkypearl:

so becoz of ordinary fish headz,u referred to her parent? Are u kidding me
Chei sum gurls don suffer sha!
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Amystar(f): 7:05am On Oct 05, 2015
[quote author=lilmax post=38672998]You're so immature and inexperienced
Most intimidating.
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 7:07am On Oct 05, 2015
NaLaugh:
None of these things fall under sarcasm. undecided

These are all direct statements.

e.g A sarcastic statement wouldn't be "I miss my ex." It would be, "I don't miss my ex at all." etc
I was going to point that out....

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 7:08am On Oct 05, 2015
prettyjo:
hahahahahahahahahaha...did I just laugh ?lolzzzz.Everything is fine


Hmm ok. ...The beautiful ones are all hooked up wink
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by chronique(m): 7:10am On Oct 05, 2015
Everytime we quarreled,she always referred to that issue and what I said. But at the end self,she too misyarn. She also once told me "to hell with me and my mother" and that was one of the words I held on to while breaking up with her. The point is,anger makes us say things we shouldn't really say.
Naff24:

What's was her action or reply after u said that? undecided

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by prettyjo(f): 7:11am On Oct 05, 2015
emusmith:


Hmm ok. ...The beautiful ones are all hooked up wink
some are yet to be born grin
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Sike(m): 7:23am On Oct 05, 2015
wristbangle:
A lot of people are returning from their cave. Nice writeup emusmith.

10. Your mate are making millions but u are chasing women
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 7:26am On Oct 05, 2015
prettyjo:
some are yet to be born grin


Hmm, good to know you know you are among the few that are born...
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by aprokomania(m): 7:26am On Oct 05, 2015
tosyne2much:
6. So what do you think you are doing ?


Ladies should avoid saying this when a guy makes advances as it kills morale. This statement has made many ladies lose potential husbands. When I make advances and a lady asks me this kweshion, it kills the morale of my joystick

7. I dont want sex in this relationship


I personally detest hearing this statement even though sex is not my sole purpose of dating a lday. When a lady utters dis statement, I'm definitely going 2 get under her skirt & wave goodbye cheesy

8. I Cant Date A Broke Guy

Even God knows dat, as a broke guy, this is d statement i detest most in my life. I just shake my hea d& lose my respect for any lady dat utters such statement straight to my face.

9.Your Joystick is so small

No guy wil ever admit that he has a small joystick. The day a lady told me, i wear my boxers grab race ni o

*quote me to say rubbish & i wil show u why animals are never afraid of sexually transmitted disease
.
.
wow. you absolutely know the meaning of sarcasm. how intelligent. #straightFace
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by God2man(m): 7:26am On Oct 05, 2015
emusmith:


Sarcastic Things Never To Say To You Partner Even In A Heated Argument


Sarcasm is simply saying things you don't really mean, in this case, due to your inability to manage your anger.


You think you love by hurting him or her with your words and expecting to be chased? Well, that's not true love.

Love is mostly seen in your words and actions, most at times when you're not conscious.

Someone once said, "You want to know a person's true character? Watch when they are very upset or very excited."

There are some words that I term, "cancerous". They need not be spoken because they are capable of tearing down a relationship of years.
What are some words you shouldn't use or say to your partner even in a heated situation.

1. You're so immature and inexperienced

Especially when you're older than him or her, it gives him the self-simpathy look sad At first, you accepted ... into your life not minding the age but now it has become a paradigm of judging their output and productivity. It's demoralizing and difficult to let go.

2. I really miss my ex

I know most girls do and say all kinds of "annoying" things just to provoke guys, yea! You mustn't insult him to get his attention. If you miss you ex, who cares? The door is wide open, you may leave. You're staying? Then quit acting immature giving your partner a ground to feeling they're not measuring up to the standard you've set in your mind. Grow up!


3. I guess I'll go hungry dating you

This is especially when she is having "offers" from other guys and she is beginning to doubt the sustainability of his guy's financial well. If you don't wanna date him because of your doubts in his financial capacity, simply walk out early! Not after "milking him dry", you then notice he can really really foot your bills or actually meet the demands of marriage.


4. One-minute man

As harsh as this sounds, some ladies use this term on their guys. I personally don't think any guy was born to be a "sixty seconds" guy. If it's an illness, go with him in search of a cure because you love him OR if you don't love him and detest the situation, find another excuse to tell him. It's derogatory as well as it is demeaning. Don't joke around using it.


5. Who paid your fees, for your hair, make-up, food etc?

No...you don't have to say all that to upset her/him. She already knows. Announcing it childishly incur disrespect and disregard on your person. Using such a line, you can lose her. As usual, it is demeaning for a joke.


Getting angry and almost wanting to use wrong choices of words on our partners is not a new temptation. However, we must count the pains it will cost that person and not the temporary feeling of hurt you feel.

Probably, you've been told some and terrible things have happened. You can share with us all. smiley
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by JoeCutie(m): 7:27am On Oct 05, 2015
prettyjo:
some are yet to be born grin
You nko?
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 7:27am On Oct 05, 2015
chronique:
Everytime we quarreled,she always referred to that issue and what I said. But at the end self,she too misyarn. She also once told me "to hell with me and my mother" and that was one of the words I held on to while breaking up with her. The point is,anger makes us say things we shouldn't really say.


Hmm, true
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 7:27am On Oct 05, 2015
liyahwillie:

The reason why most ladies form for u guys is not because of money!but de fact dat u men are not serious nd most @times u don't know wat u want.
lie!
Reverse is the case. You WOMEN don't really know what you want.

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by prettyjo(f): 7:33am On Oct 05, 2015
JoeCutie:
You nko?
hehehehehehehehehe...you just forget me naa
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by prettyjo(f): 7:35am On Oct 05, 2015
emusmith:


Hmm, good to know you know you are among the few that are born...
yea

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